>go to a foreign restaurant
>quickly google the correct pronunciation for the dish I want to order
>give my order to the waiter, pronouncing it perfectly
>everyone in the restaurant is amazed at how cultured and intelligent I am
Go to a foreign restaurant
Luis Rodriguez
Nathan Perez
>anglo
>pronouncing anything perfectly
Charles Green
this, your best pronunciation is actually always really approximate tbqh
Benjamin Russell
Caleb Butler
Does everyone clap?
Oliver Carter
I singlehandedly fuck up “tapatio” every time I go to this local mexican restaurant. I swear the staff is just fucking with me and pronouncing it different each time just to make me feel bad.
Carter Hill
This, being unable to roll the R makes you unable to properly speak 70% of the languages
Asher Cruz
>Pronounce correctly
>People surprised im cultured
Jace Ross
>go to restaurant
>want to look cultured
>google the correct pronuciation of a word
>acidentally play it really loud so the whole restaurant hears what I am trying to do
>waiter comes to take my order
>Completely sperg around and fuck it up
>waiter smirks and everyone thinks i am retarded
Thomas Baker
>back when I worked the register in a supermarket
>customer would say "Hej"
>I would greet him as well and ask if that will be all
>"English English"
Nigger don't pretend to be a local and then get flustered when you're found out
Kayden Torres
You can't pronounce H or CH, you're only lucky that your accent is a pussy magnet otherwise it would be ridiculous.
Evan Kelly
I'd just tell them to halda fokking kjafti skáeygðu mellunar ykkar
Ryan Brooks
Based and eyjafjallajökurpilled
Lincoln Gray
>beef ah jews
>steak ah poyvree
>crape
Dominic Brown
>intentionally butcher foreign language food as horribly as possible
>look waiter in the eye and say "thank you" in that language after
Joseph Howard
And that foreign restaurant was a McDonald's, wasn't it?
Aaron Hughes
Americans own this whole planet so you can pronounce non-English words however you wish. Even the mere fact that an American talks to you is a blessing.
Brandon Cox
>be Brazilian
>language has almost every vocalic sound
>can speak from Japanese to Russian without any phonetic problem
feels gud
Cooper James
I unironically did this when I ordered a crepe in Montreal and my friends looked at me like the autist that I am
Joshua Jackson
What are you trying to do here m8
Christian Bailey
>go to a foreign restaurant
>show menu to the waiter and point finger at what I want
Caleb Lewis
I pronounce French menu items correctly.
Unfortunately many waiters/waitresses don't know French and look at me like I am nuts when I do pronounce it properly.
Lucas Ross
>flag accusing anyone of bad pronunciation
Austin Adams
I personnally pronounce English words better than Americans pronounce French words. Stop projecting, you guys are the absolute worst when it comes to learning foreign languages.
Levi Bennett
>misusing projecting this hard
Your English pronunciation is abysmal despite being the global standard and we don't pretend to speak French