does your country have very unfortunate geographic location?
Does your country have very unfortunate geographic location?
Hell yes.
i have a very unfortunate graphic location
>his country is not an island
lmaoing at you waterlets, have fun getting invaded every century
yes. too close to trump
Yes
Our only neighbour is China
excellent, cyкa блять
Yes, worse than Poland.
Oh boy, is it time already?
Yes, we're too close to G*rmany
Yes, too close to poor people.
Our geographic location is the only reason people even remotely give a shit.
fixed
>Russia is white
Actually fixed now
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>anime will never, ever, ever be real
how the fuck do you cope with it bros?
>France
toplel
oh shit, wrong thread, but answer anyways
you are china
>France
No, our geography is almost perfect. All we really need is a better barrier between us and Mexico.
What do you mean, Indonesia?
Football is the lowest class sport by excellence and lowest class in France is made of niggers, North Africans and Eastern European workers.
This campaign is fucking impossible.
so-so
No. Our neighbors are fairly friendly and our allies. We are protected from foreign invasion by two oceans.
f-fuck yuo, n-not everybody have ocean at their door front
KEK
death
>you'd be first world if not for your geography
>mfw
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>the fw tsunamis and earthquakes are preferable neighbors to r*ssians and g*rmans
Extremely.
I can't complain
Interesting thread
They are almost the same, this just tells me that if you average them out, chads all just look like chads no matter where they are from
You think you have it bad. We're neighbors with Poland.
>france
oh no no no
>saudi arabia
they look awfully Sudanese
yes, VERY unfortunate
All autistic kids rage at their parents after all.
and dont you ever forget it, shituanian scumbag
>brittishsenseofhumor.jpg
On the other hand you can take solace that nearly all of your neighbors are retarded shitskins incapable of organizing themselves.
>they fell for it
lol, butthurt ;^)
Israel looks VERY cute in that map
Yes and no.
>ywn be from an irrelevant country in the middle of nowhere
always abuse helicopters. get behind enemy army so they can't retreat (just contest the province, no need to attack), do an attack but don't engage battle. they will attack you next turn and as defense is laughably easy due to the nonexistent AI, they will be forced to retreat into your helicopters and every regiment will be destroyed.
grade A+ autism, expected nothing less from a finngol, desu
Our location is the bane of our existence. Not even memeing.
Sharing a border with America is suffering
no, unironically the opposite. Access to both the atlentic and pacific ocean, close to murica and not that far from yurop
Absolutely.
>north: degenerate murrilards that only consume cocaine and marijuana, but are also willing to sell illegal weapons to the carteIs
>south: guatemala: 4th world country infested with mareros aka gangs and organised crime
I don't understand this pic. Why is Poland supposedly the smartest guy if he has the smallest brain?
>uruguay whiter than most european countries
new ethnostate bros?
Yes
>le funny sweden yes meme
>GOAT northern border state, we control half the continent, our airforces work as one
>nobody is crossing our northern border (Michigan + Ohio + chicago's populations alone is more than all of canada)
>eastern neighbor is a huge Atlantic ocean, allows easy water access to 1/2 the worlds ports
>GOAT navy and coastguard means it is safe
>western neighbor is huge Pacific ocean, allows easy water access to the other 1/2 of the world's ports
>GOAT navy and coastguard means it is safe, plus we have quite a few naval bases (and hawaii) thousands of miles away from our coast
>southern neighbor is gulf of mexico (natural barrier from caribean nations, also acting as a natural ease of trade ), and mexico, with long border through harsh land, where we run our illegal supply chains through
>CANADA is a great ally, couldnt invade us alone if they tried
>MEXICO is alright sometimes ally, couldnt invade us alone if the tried (last time they did we stole half of their entire countries land and made it "great")
>oceans have no hate, only love and easy trade opportunities
>internal land is easy to cross and quite fertile
>net exporter of food, and very interconnected infrastructure between coasts
america is GOAT easymode geography
name a country with a better starting position
hardmode: a country that isnt an islandlet with no hope of ever expanding
It's ok, dumb Polack
>"superpowers" that dont own large chunks of the ocean
not bad
The US has by far the best position globally, only way it could be better if Canada was annexed and you held all territory up to Venezuela so you'd have total control over Suez. China may beat you in economically and maybe far in the future even militarily, but geographically US has definitely the best spot in the world. Australia is pretty good too though, having control over their entire continent. They're just too new to have enough population to be a real power.
The only country with a worse location than the BeNeLux is Poland.
We have the worst geographic location in the world, it's honestly not fair.
honestly surprised france doesnt have more on that list TBQH, and that UK is even so high still
and doesnt EU allow every eurozone member to use the EEZ of every other eurozone member? (isnt this main reason norway decided not to join?)
canada is basically vassal at this point, we both have the same interests in 99.7% of all geopolitics
mexico is more trouble than it is worth to occupy and annex, not to mention the global shistorm it would cause
still, we always have the potential for more manifest destiny to be fulfilled....
>a worse location than the BeNeLux
without your location your country wouldnt even exist or have any influence
poland is bad, but caucas mountains and iraq/babylonia in general seem to be some of the worst geographical places to be historically
a cucked nation like china or any atlantic coast in central america is awful though, cant reach open ocean without first going into another nation's territory
Probably the worst possible, actually. Surrounded by slavshits on all fronts. No mountains or rivers to help protect our borders. Yet LITHUANIA still ruled the slavs for 800 YEARS LMAO GET FUCKING DABBED ON KIDS
do it already
you literally have a water border.
>pooland
>smart
Don't lie. You have a very fortunate position, you simply wouldn't survive all the shit otherwise.
We're too close to fr*nce
Yup. Im kinda afraid of Russia