/brit/

weird pathetic loser

genuinely afraid i'll get bum cancer if i don't poo every day
haven't pooed yet today

psyched as FUCK about finally smashing the patriarchy lads

*starts screaming and punching/high-kicking the air*

there hasn't been a movie worth seeing in theaters since bladerunner 2049

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LADS

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tiniest brain imaginable BR2049 wasn't even particularly good

horrid and annoying but she'd get it

degenerate soyboy

I don't understand this shit, I really don't

coincidence?

feel guilty about getting a pizza takeaway since i got a mcdonalds last night

nonce

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thought this was a ricardo edit at first

she shouldn't take her glasses off

nonce

it's sicily
he think he's ryan gosling

last time i shed a tear? watching return of the king

yeah 2018 was a bad year

fuck off you shit

The unsolicited messages I've received on OKcupid in 3 years:

2 fat black women
1 fat chav girl
1 chubby emo girl
1 nice but 2/10 girl

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god hes so fit

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oh it's the paranoid faggot who thinks everyone is that spic retard
open up those wrists boy

gonna write a stage play lads. dunno what about but it will involve a lot of slapstick gag-humour with people slipping on banana peels and getting knocked out by randomly falling anvils

what is he hiding?

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last time I shed a tear? during my freestyle last night it was just too dope

>1 fat chav girl
>1 nice but 2/10 girl
pics
blur it if you want

>takes four years to lose 75lbs
>is uglier than before
>posts on reddit to brag

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looks like a communist that Stalin would've had edited out of photos

your father weeps at night because his son turned out a virgin freak

>there hasn't been a movie worth seeing in theaters since bladerunner 2049

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blog on

least she won't die at 30 tho

>>is uglier than before
that's not true

rorke won't like this one bit

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Fatty detected.

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did she have fat covering up her cleft chin before??

shall be having a speedwank tonight

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based
deserved it

im so lonely

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The future is not a gender, doesn’t even have a body.
And then there’s white women
making T-shirts and selling them for eighty dollars or whatever.
Whatever they do.
The sun doesn’t hate anyone and neither do I.
All I listen to is Lee Morgan’s trumpet
for long stretches of afternoons and nights in the desert.
I decide on the delusion where I live,
genderless and out of sight. This is how I choose
to spend what I have. I’m an American,
so I hear only what I want to.
This is our right—
to protect ourselves in times of extreme stress.
In times of great fear,
we do what we have to do to survive.
Our task is to make it out alive.
This one instruction for having a body,
the punishment for it.
I see the way birds look at me—
Endangered. The future is only earned
or inherited. It writes itself.
Everything wrong with the picture
is the true meaning of the picture.
The future is relative—of course
I am conditional. I am writing this from the deep end.
There are some privileges to being feared,
fearing the consequences of yourself.
How I came all this way and all these centuries,
carrying this extreme stress and pervading American fear.
The taxi driver deposited my many suitcases
into the busy street and drove off.
I don’t have enough hands. My evolution
has not equipped me for this climate.
Lifting a box of books into the overhead compartment,
I wished for a device to make my face a white girl
in times like these, helpless with a body. No full flight
would watch a white girl struggle this way,
her life flashing before her
under the weight of her own books.
I can’t even imagine it. The dissonance of chords
and notes, the hilarious idea of infinity.
The last time I considered suicide—on the edge
of a curb, leaning into the yellow taxis of
the Meatpacking, which in retrospect would have been
a terrible place to die, in front of all those white women

ive transformed my body in the last 5/6 months

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Lads

if she was actually doing 16:8 omad she would have lost more weight than that

didn't this happen weeks ago

Never wanker on acid before
Need to give it a go before I go pop

thought she just did babestation and that but she has literal porn out there
was very glad when I found out

she should get that mole checked out, the one in the gaping hole between those saggy tits

france will be where the new era is ushered in
whatever it may bring
populism or authoritarianism

best wank I've had to this day

link ye?

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just wank to tiktok mate

Fuck darkies.

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blog on

music is annoying feel like I'm in an H&M or some such place

just google stella cox

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love hips like this its the only thing that can ignite my human urge to breed nothing else really ever makes me want to reproduce shame ill never get to though haha

jesus those are some peng hips where do u find this shit

does she get blacked?

watching footage of explosions and natural disasters while jumping around my sitting room playing air-guitar and knocking shit over

Holy
Fucking
PENG

cried but don't feel any better

i don't understand anything
what is she writing
what is she singing/miming
why is she doing both in the kitchen
why did she mess up her hair
EXPLAIN

yes first thing i saw was a filthy shit going up her vagina needs to be banned

cool

you can literally see her balls @ 11 seconds

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literally half of /wsg/ is tiktok shite

>Armoured cars containing chemical weapons and water canons were being used to patrol demonstration

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four fucking years?
think I've lost and gained the same 100lbs back twice in that time?

we're in a war
for our race

will earn my associates a year from now lads
3 years to earn a 2 year degree after being out of school for 14 years and needing to take developmental courses
not bad
*pats myself on the back*

god i wish

wankmong

and you're losing it :)

Woah powerful

you're assuming I'm white :^)

this shite makes me wanna kill myself but also makes me want to furiously masturbate dont know how to feel about zoomers turning 18

goodnight, hope i don't wake

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kek that's me in the plaid

Corbyn PM FUCKING WHEN????!!!!!

toil in 1h30

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if Jow Forums has taught me one thing its that there are no white people. anywhere. at all

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>only 5:20

very bored

tfw animal man sees us in issue 19 of grant morrison's animal man
#shiverseverytime

what are the best foreigners to gf?

not a bollock you sicko just a shadow

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slav

u not with the lads yet? surely u will be soon start pre drinking for when they get to u or u go to em