/brit/

anyone ever been to a chiropractor? want to go get my shit cracked up

sucking a golf ball

>planned to have a horrendous speed wank into the small hours
>mum text 2 minutes ago to say she will no longer be staying at her boyfriend's until tomorrow but will instead be coming home in 20 mins

nightmare scenario

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just want to talk to a girl who wants to talk to me

twitter.com/harrietsergeant/status/1094215509103599616?s=21
get them out NOW sick of it

i have about 3 work colleagues and we don't really speak
yeah, might take up a new hobby like night classes for learning a new language, and get a different job

NIGG

enjoy the anxiety

bet you cant swallow it

might as well light some candles and dance under a full moon

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yes
it's fake
get a massage or go to a physical therapist

That’s above average in the U.K, also we in the U.K. don’t have to pay for our medical bills and loads of other shit which makes the usa a country only fit for the rich to live in.

can't believe he's gone lads, the UK rap scene will never be the same
youtu.be/_uiIyRXkvr0

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ER

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oh right everything is free

Ah yes we're all real torn up over it of course haha
*hides post*

SNAP

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daggerfall unity is looking pretty good

my room has extremely bright lights so my pupils aren't blown + my mum tends to leave me alone

I'm more annoyed that I won't be able to make noise and that it will be conspicuous that I'm up moving around at 4AM

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might watch the life and death of colonel blimp

blog on

this was reported on (as a footnote, but still) when I was listening to the radio earlier

was he actually famous? never heard of him prior to today

what a grim life you have mate

Would you buy a Blade Runner 2049 style holo-waifu?

I would.

I’m going to say it

Apparently I piss off a few /brit/ posters by posting. Their small minds can’t comprehend I’m the average poster reflected with a mark of stigma where a union jack should be.
No one cared who I was until I had a different flag.

don't reply to me you little freak

Why do you care so much? It’s not your country it’s happening to?

true enough, can't argue that

same desu

no he was a relative nobody

had one song that kind of blew this year, but it's dead (like him lmao)

okay but don't spray it

>little freak
>little
Howling

me when i see a yank post

youtu.be/HZcErcE9ai0?t=29

up there with the best and his choons have millions of views and streams
youtu.be/GCU5ljQaIN4

Only posh bellends visit Africa

speed wanks are something else, you're missing out

You can't even fuck it. What's the point?

What’s that word we aren’t supposed to say? Nergig? No that’s not it.

i'm white

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still cant figure out how to do the dele alli challenge

Lads, I’m gonna say the n word

Niregg? No that’s not it either.

no he wasn't a nobody you cretin
been well known in the UK rap scene for years

Not “visiting” Africa sweetie. Here for fieldwork.

Grow some balls and shake up these "groups of people" with mad confidence

>A newscaster in New York accidentally said Martin Luther Coon

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the human brain wasn't meant to experience such taboo levels of pleasure - it completely ruins normal wanks (and feeling normally aroused in general)

would highly recommend it

>fieldwork
Doing what?

got a girl arrested for impersonating a virgin

Ah yes. I remember what the word is. It’s NIGGER. N-I-G-G-E-R

Some posh job you have sends you all the way to Africa for “fieldwork”

>Arizona considers declaring porn public health crisis...

Wasn't I just saying this the other day? Huh? What did I tell you lads about that smut?
Stop watching porn.

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What books you lot reading then?

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list of everything you can see out your window?

Literally groped my first girl at a bus stop today
I feel like one of those guys in the groping vids

>janny is here

saffer cunt BTFO

hello nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=JkNV0rSndJ0

stil cant get over this 2bqh

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>be american
>literally think about black people every minute of the day

The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

lads ive been chatting up a qt at work, if she asks me what i did this weekend should i go into detail and say

"relaxed this weekend. ate pizza, drank beer, watched sports, played video games. lol."

or should i just tell her

"relaxed this weekend, just chilled. lol."

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>>Arizona considers declaring porn public health crisis...
['dit space]
>Wasn't I just saying this the other day? Huh? What did I tell you lads about that smut?
>Stop watching porn.

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HOWLING

Time and a place. Generally not robotic at a hostel bar but few groups of friends generally want a rando to try and join them.

White English, its just kinda accepted here.
The girl literally just sat there while I had my hand on her cleavage and then down her bra

I tell myself that if I had the time to train like this chimp (i.e all needs catered for + he literally lives and exists to train working memory) that I could also do this.

Literally impossible to do it in real time with no training just watching the video though, absolutely brain mogged by that chimp.

Why did he delete this?

say you went out with the lads

broooooooooooooooooo haha

go spam snail mail or whatever ever it is you do you insufferable incel freakazoid faggot

haven't fapulated in 3 days

already feel alpha as fuck and ready to talk any girl into bed

no you're not

moneyland by oliver bullough
quite interesting

So fucking good at life i smoke 40 a day, drink a bottle of vod a day and wank to porn 3 times a day just to increase the difficulty from piss easy to slight challenging. Harden up lads.

need a smelly fanny and arsehole on my face this instant

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No I’m a medical student. Your parent’s tax paid for my flight here and all my accomodation (because I’m Sc*ttish)

what are you doing in malawi?

Sorry little man, did you say something?

reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/aossm4/i_24m_think_my_gf_22f_little_sister_15f_had_sex/

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You're literally always here.

Shan’t