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Average North American person edition

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around $6.50 for four 500 ml beers
it's pretty standard, a lot of booze is mostly tax

no THIS is the average north american woman

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Anyone have a spare gf they send my way ?

not bad

guys
do you like girls?

Anyone have a spare bf they send my way ?

*blocks your path*

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we obviously live on a planet ruled by people who care no whit about the fate of future generations, frens

OMG GODESS! Who is she?

this is the first song I ever learned to play on the guitar when I was 12
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my farts smell like death today i wonder what i ate

they don't care about life on this planet... any form of life.

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my queen

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Wearing a hat to the liquor store so the cashier doesn't recognize me again

Ariana Grande, Disney star turned pop star

Because the wealthier people have the fewest kids but the most power

those who rule only care about profit, frens.

the massive destruction they cause is called "progress", frens.

He knows who you are

fuck off with that Ninel Conde clone you joto prieto

This twisted game needs to be reset.

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>Ninel Conde
You misspelled JLo clone.

ummm no

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how do i overthrow ale and become the most famous tranny in /cum/?

none of these "pop" star plebs will ever come near the greatness that JLo IS.

Boomer Ninel/Jlo vs. Zoomer Ariana

live stream your suicide

Post feet

you ever stop to think that if this were 1999 Ale would be posting JLo?

A society grows great when old men plant trees is whose shade they know they shall never sit.

Shut up

My favorite pop star?
Idk probably lana del rey I guess

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wew

Ale is too prolific.

Did you ever get one of those dumb take-home trees to plant on arbor day when you were a kid?

I know we did, what a weird custom.

Christ, shut the fuck up already

lets have a competition
whoever has the smallest dick wins
what do you mean prolific

“Got mas love for you”
What did he mean by this?

He doesn't even ID me anymore

Fuck I meant “mad love”

Google autocorrects to "mad"

Prolific means you post a lot

"mad" in that context means abundant or uninhibited.

That means you’re an old fossil now

So to have "mad love" is to have a lot of love. HTH

its 11.5 cm

fuck

gonna smoke a bit

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giant cock ladyboy. your future is pornography. call me

im gonna cut it

Degenerate

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modern science makes individuals that from a natural point of view are not fit to live but make them live anyhow and this is not very good from a biological point of view, frens.

Why do gay people have a certain recognizable look to them?

cause science and socialisation
same as all minorities

Anglos, gib me a good music.
youtube.com/watch?v=mJyXqOh6ltE
I'm listening to this now. Do you know any similar songs?

Donut worry

my penis is about 12 cm

Shiteater

i dont want to

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i have spindly fingers

modern medicine enslaves us, frens.

Sensing a bunch of hijos de puta itt

You fucking shit head, go away

same ol shit

Post SFW nudes.

He kinda has a point when I got a prescription for xxycontin I honestly felt like I could get an addiction for it

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Have you ever tried methylenedioxymethamphetamine?

No just methyphenidate

I'm wide awake now, praise God. Good afternoon everyone, can I get a yee haw?

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Big thanks to the brit

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in Germanic law if you were involved in homosexuality you were executed.

what does penistaste like? just wondering haha

in Germanic law if you stole a horse you were executed.

Like pussy I assume.

yee naw

Of course, stealing is bad.

Celtic society is known to have been sexually permissive, including for homosexuality

now i want some penis

Alright, I feel you.

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Hmmm

Based
Cringe

>KH3 flopped
im GLAD

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The times are changing.

dueling to the death should be legal

!!!!!!!!!

i am awake

The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations in Beijing (the capital of the People's Republic of China) in 1989. More broadly, it refers to the popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests during that period, sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn). The protests were forcibly suppressed after Chinese Premier Li Peng declared martial law. In what became known in the West as the Tiananmen Square Massacre, troops with automatic rifles and tanks fired at the demonstrators trying to block the military's advance towards Tiananmen Square. The number of civilian deaths has been estimated variously from 180 to 10,454.

Since Tiananmen, the iconic "Tank Man" image has become a worldwide symbol for civil disobedience. What happened to the "Tank Man" following the demonstration is not known. Some say he was pulled away and went into hiding, others say he was executed by the authorities. Time dubbed him "The Unknown Rebel" and later named him one of the 100 most influential people of the 20th century.

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I’m jealous

Jow Forums is so boring. It feels like every single thread and post combination has already been exhausted and everyone is just repeating themselves over and over again.

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And here you are complaining about it rather than trying to start something. Do something user.

!!!!!!!

OwO

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:3

Gay.

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no