cat sip
/brit/
*boots it into orbit*
sue
that billie eilish lass sure is forced eh?
the gf
>fuck the irish
based.
Google Assistant > Alexa > Siri
Simple as
"Oscillates into the thread"
SHUT UP BLAD
leftypol=granny
rorke=chimpanzee
catlad can i have another cat pic
My Google Home used to be amazing and it's somehow, slowly, getting worse.
The amount of simple tasks it gets completely wrong now is so disappointing.
lol how many rejections we on now like 30? 40?
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it's the last day of SF Beer Week lads
1943 – Dwight D. Eisenhower is selected as the Supreme Allied Commander
He was given command of 90 full-strength divisions, totaling 4.5 million soldiers from American, Great Britain, France, Poland, and Canada. In this position, he was charged with planning the invasion of Nazi Germany and liberation of Europe from German control.
The first objective was the long-awaited liberation of France, known as Operation Overlord (also known as "D-Day"). Combined with the landings in Provence of operation Dragoo, the threat of being caught in a pincer movement led to a very rapid Nazi retreat, and in a few months, most of France had been liberated. Hitler gambled Germany's defense on the Battle of the Bulge. By the end of April, the Third Reich was in tatters. 400,000 Germans were dead, compared to only 50,000 Allies. With his escape route to the south severed by the 12th Army Group's eastward drive and Berlin surrounded by the Soviets, Adolf Hitler committed suicide on 30 April.
Eisenhower anticipated that someday an attempt would be made to recharacterize Nazi crimes as propaganda (Holocaust denial) and took steps against it by demanding extensive still and movie photographic documentation of Nazi death camps.
primates are very funny
too bad their cousins, the negroids, are a cancer on societies
Yes you can
leftypol won't like this
Also I'm sick of saying 'hey google' instead of just one, easier to say word because Google want that brand recognition ad won't just give it an easy to say name.
Gonna make the switch to Alexa
>kill the blacks
are assistant services really that smart?
Yeah, I will try. Also, are women there very materialistic and status obsessed? I'm better off than most 26 year olds because I had help from my folks, but my profession and salary is much more average. But nothing about that is showing much in my pics.
based tune
How come they didn't give Google Assistant a cute person sounding name?
have you shagged yet
Just handy when you're in bed to ask it to set an alarm without moving.
Good for adding reminders to your phone and playing the radio/spotify too.
Basically just a glorified radio which if you spend a load more money on you can control your lightbulbs too
>GWON RONNEH
for me? well its hyper realism
where do americans inventall the dances from?
For what I use it for yeah. That is asking it questions and setting alarms/reminders. I only use it on phone though.
SNEEEEEEEEEEED-
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CHUUUUUUUUUUKS
see
They want people to basically repeatedly say Google, but the problem is to 'google' something has become a verb so would set them off too much, so they had to make it two words and google isn't a natural sounding thing to say, whereas Alexa rolls off the tongue.
There are calls for them to change it but they won't.
na boi
miles away!
if tonight is anything to go by
got a couple of chances left then its either prostitutes or nothing
miss the whole crew lads. miss kasumi a lot
you've always had a good taste in aesthetics, Em.
garlic bread
danke
ive seen peter kays cock, true story, its average
>been to 2 lectures in 2 weeks
>didnt pass my programming module
>programming lecturer keeps emailing me asking if he can speak to me about my attendance and performance, ive been ignoring them
>dad texted me 2 weeks ago and i havent responded
>havent spoke to my family irl since christmas
>been monged out all day every day for the past week
its bad
Such a stupid name for a band.
gaelic bread
>Martin Luther Coon
absolute onit
Lad, start to face the problems, you have to anyway and you will feel better for it.
You got this, you can do it.
Once you start you realise things don't seem nearly as bad, you can do this.
doing a poo
>danke
lads gone off the boil haha
youtube.com
any techno lad in
youtube.com
Watching The Sisters Brothers
>its either prostitutes or nothing
this might be up your alley
youtube.com
any psycho using their tv as monitor in here?
what do I have to do to make this bitterness go away lads?
how
watch some arnold movies
sister slay
i leave the teabag in
*marches into /brit/*
she cute
ill do it tomorrow, ill just tell my lecturer i was ill or something
africa is based
the only continent where Christ is worshipped devoutly and militantly
would love that schoolgirls i mean but prostitutes is 1. too expensive 2. too risky of disease in this town
Using my tv and a second monitor to play videogames on
i got mine as a second screen but i use it to watch stuff
*feeds you to my pitbull*
Fan of this. Dunno what you call it. Pseudo lithography type shit.
why
Might have a beer.
toilets in a restaurant in preston, i just looked over and saw it he didnt flash me or anything, when i knew it was him i felt compelled to look at his cock, im not gay or anything, i just wanted a look at it
you'd like gustav dore
was driving around in britain in euro truck simulator 2 earlier today and i was actually surprised because in my mind i imagined britain as a small counrty but actualy its quite big like france and germany
just took the most protracted poo of my life lads.
still feeling a goosebumpey about it now.
keep thinking of when i went up to that bar with girl in tow to buy her drink and condom flies out just violently scromit at the mere recollection of it
just had a couple
shall now be washing down 2 zopiclones with glenfiddich 15
cool, thanks
north/south is a pretty long drive yea
>haven't bathed since Wednesday
>pull foreskin back
>that smell
someone make a skribblio
boo!! haha
pics
been having a bad case of computer vision syndrome lately
check out Gustave Dore
hatching
kot drink
oh i didn't even realize the first you posted was by dore i only saw the name bottom right lol
you might also like theodor kittelsen and john bauer
kino
my favourite reddit flagger is online :)
well i was driving from harwich to birmingham
headed to the pub lads
see you there
thatchers white magic in a rollie
Back from my run
When I returned, my sister asked where I'd been. I told her not to speak to me (as we haven't been speaking for weeks, possibly months, now due several offensive comments she has made over the previous year)
She then suggested I was smoking weed
Pretty crazy how jogging is completely unheard of in the paki community
me :)