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cat sip

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*boots it into orbit*

sue

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that billie eilish lass sure is forced eh?

the gf

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>fuck the irish
based.

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Google Assistant > Alexa > Siri

Simple as

"Oscillates into the thread"
SHUT UP BLAD

leftypol=granny
rorke=chimpanzee

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catlad can i have another cat pic

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My Google Home used to be amazing and it's somehow, slowly, getting worse.

The amount of simple tasks it gets completely wrong now is so disappointing.

lol how many rejections we on now like 30? 40?
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it's the last day of SF Beer Week lads

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1943 – Dwight D. Eisenhower is selected as the Supreme Allied Commander

He was given command of 90 full-strength divisions, totaling 4.5 million soldiers from American, Great Britain, France, Poland, and Canada. In this position, he was charged with planning the invasion of Nazi Germany and liberation of Europe from German control.

The first objective was the long-awaited liberation of France, known as Operation Overlord (also known as "D-Day"). Combined with the landings in Provence of operation Dragoo, the threat of being caught in a pincer movement led to a very rapid Nazi retreat, and in a few months, most of France had been liberated. Hitler gambled Germany's defense on the Battle of the Bulge. By the end of April, the Third Reich was in tatters. 400,000 Germans were dead, compared to only 50,000 Allies. With his escape route to the south severed by the 12th Army Group's eastward drive and Berlin surrounded by the Soviets, Adolf Hitler committed suicide on 30 April.

Eisenhower anticipated that someday an attempt would be made to recharacterize Nazi crimes as propaganda (Holocaust denial) and took steps against it by demanding extensive still and movie photographic documentation of Nazi death camps.

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primates are very funny
too bad their cousins, the negroids, are a cancer on societies

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Yes you can

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leftypol won't like this

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Also I'm sick of saying 'hey google' instead of just one, easier to say word because Google want that brand recognition ad won't just give it an easy to say name.

Gonna make the switch to Alexa

>kill the blacks

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are assistant services really that smart?

Yeah, I will try. Also, are women there very materialistic and status obsessed? I'm better off than most 26 year olds because I had help from my folks, but my profession and salary is much more average. But nothing about that is showing much in my pics.

based tune

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How come they didn't give Google Assistant a cute person sounding name?

have you shagged yet

Just handy when you're in bed to ask it to set an alarm without moving.

Good for adding reminders to your phone and playing the radio/spotify too.

Basically just a glorified radio which if you spend a load more money on you can control your lightbulbs too

>GWON RONNEH

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for me? well its hyper realism

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where do americans inventall the dances from?

For what I use it for yeah. That is asking it questions and setting alarms/reminders. I only use it on phone though.

SNEEEEEEEEEEED-
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CHUUUUUUUUUUKS

see
They want people to basically repeatedly say Google, but the problem is to 'google' something has become a verb so would set them off too much, so they had to make it two words and google isn't a natural sounding thing to say, whereas Alexa rolls off the tongue.

There are calls for them to change it but they won't.

na boi
miles away!
if tonight is anything to go by
got a couple of chances left then its either prostitutes or nothing

miss the whole crew lads. miss kasumi a lot

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you've always had a good taste in aesthetics, Em.

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garlic bread

danke

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ive seen peter kays cock, true story, its average

>been to 2 lectures in 2 weeks
>didnt pass my programming module
>programming lecturer keeps emailing me asking if he can speak to me about my attendance and performance, ive been ignoring them
>dad texted me 2 weeks ago and i havent responded
>havent spoke to my family irl since christmas
>been monged out all day every day for the past week
its bad

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Such a stupid name for a band.

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gaelic bread

>Martin Luther Coon

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absolute onit

Lad, start to face the problems, you have to anyway and you will feel better for it.

You got this, you can do it.

Once you start you realise things don't seem nearly as bad, you can do this.

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doing a poo

>danke

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lads gone off the boil haha
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any techno lad in
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Watching The Sisters Brothers

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>its either prostitutes or nothing
this might be up your alley
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any psycho using their tv as monitor in here?

what do I have to do to make this bitterness go away lads?

how

watch some arnold movies

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sister slay

i leave the teabag in

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she cute

ill do it tomorrow, ill just tell my lecturer i was ill or something

africa is based
the only continent where Christ is worshipped devoutly and militantly

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would love that schoolgirls i mean but prostitutes is 1. too expensive 2. too risky of disease in this town

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Using my tv and a second monitor to play videogames on

i got mine as a second screen but i use it to watch stuff

*feeds you to my pitbull*

Fan of this. Dunno what you call it. Pseudo lithography type shit.

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why

Might have a beer.

toilets in a restaurant in preston, i just looked over and saw it he didnt flash me or anything, when i knew it was him i felt compelled to look at his cock, im not gay or anything, i just wanted a look at it

you'd like gustav dore

was driving around in britain in euro truck simulator 2 earlier today and i was actually surprised because in my mind i imagined britain as a small counrty but actualy its quite big like france and germany

just took the most protracted poo of my life lads.

still feeling a goosebumpey about it now.

keep thinking of when i went up to that bar with girl in tow to buy her drink and condom flies out just violently scromit at the mere recollection of it

just had a couple

shall now be washing down 2 zopiclones with glenfiddich 15

cool, thanks

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north/south is a pretty long drive yea

>haven't bathed since Wednesday
>pull foreskin back
>that smell

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someone make a skribblio

boo!! haha

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pics

been having a bad case of computer vision syndrome lately

check out Gustave Dore

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hatching

kot drink

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oh i didn't even realize the first you posted was by dore i only saw the name bottom right lol

you might also like theodor kittelsen and john bauer

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kino

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my favourite reddit flagger is online :)

well i was driving from harwich to birmingham

headed to the pub lads
see you there

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thatchers white magic in a rollie

Back from my run

When I returned, my sister asked where I'd been. I told her not to speak to me (as we haven't been speaking for weeks, possibly months, now due several offensive comments she has made over the previous year)

She then suggested I was smoking weed

Pretty crazy how jogging is completely unheard of in the paki community

me :)