Confess

I’m both a phone and frog poster

We will literally outlive all of europe if you guys do not get your shit together.

i have ~350 apus

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Care to share your faves?

Dump the apus somewhere

dont really have favorites. but some are really well done so i appreciate them

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It's alright. We forgive you for not having more.

Today (10th February) we celebrate St. Paul's Shipwreck and I am not going to church.

I get angry and fall for bait easily

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Sometimes I cap posts that I find sexy from here and masturbate to them, especially if they were addressed to me. I also save some of the photos people have posted, but I have not yet masturbated to any of them, I just think some of you guys are cute is all.

That is a nice apu user

few weeks ago an aussie said he has 2500 frogs. he didnt upload them but shared one or two. one is pic

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I used to let my dog lick benis when I was younger but I got an infection from it and stopped

Also I really enjoy joe rogans podcast

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you sound gay

i am addicted to lying to my friends online and theyre the only friends i have. known them for 9+ years now. its mostly people from through the globe. faked my death because i hate having this demon of lies that i have and have to deal with everyday but i pussied out and came back. now i suffer and i dont complain about it, its my burden to carry.

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>I used to let my dog lick benis
Just leaf things

I'm athiest agnostic yet I hold more moral values than any of my Christian friends.

based inca

This is normal, most "Christians" aren't Christian, they just like to LARP when it is convenient for them.

Incas are in Peru

i might dump them tomorrow. im on phone right now and dont have all

retardo

Doubt I'll get to see the thread, but thank you anyway. Good night euro fren

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Literally me 1 year ago. I promised myself to stop lying and cut ties with my old friends but I still really miss them sometimes.

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These are nice apus fren. If you ever decide to dump them it would be appreciated.

you can try the archive in the evening if you miss the thread.

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whats the difference

i'd do that too, but theyre pretty much my only source of interaction. when i faked my suicide they made a get well soon card and it hit me like a fucking truck. the internet is my curse and i was born to live the digital fucking era

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I wanna kill my dad

Very unfortunate

Corinthians 4
5Conduct yourselves wisely toward outsiders, making the most of the time.6Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer everyone

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You just gotta make new friends and move on, it sucks sometimes but play an MMO or something it's not hard to make friends online.

Once you manage to do it, it's easier to just stop lying and you feel a lot better instead of depressed all the time.

I sometimes doubt God
I suffer from intrusive sexual thoughts about bullies, mother, siblings and when I was little cats.

I generally try to become a better human being but it's so fucking hard when you're rotten from the inside.

I'm racist but i like black and brown women

I have a growing collection of sex toys for anal play that my gf doesn't know about

I agree with every single statement in this post

I am in a relationship but I lust for a younger woman.

can't stop fapping/watchin porn

I agree with every single statement in this thread

I can only fap to interracial porn

post some of the pics maybe im there

ah, i have tons of friends over in wow and stuff, but its just that i am too "enrooted" in this community im in, im admin in multiple branches of it and have been since a long time so i cant just fade into obscurity, though it would be so fucking good if i could
you know, i might just do it, and if people ask i'll be just taking a break

why?

god is something that holds you together
you can be good with it or without it, it depends on how much you want to depend on him, and this dependency might be the best thing ever if you have alittle thing called faith
then dont be racist
how long have you guys been together? if youve been at it for a long time, she might just enjoy it as well
we all get lonely sometimes, user
what satisfies my need of having something personal and my romantic needs are fucking doujinshi
the modern man is a weird one

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I hate fags and islam. Does this make sense? I like war and chaos. Im bored of peace. Im a wage cuck. Im a virgin because i was told sex before marriage is avsin. Now im agnostic. Regretful of my ignorance. I have no friends. My family loves me but sometimes its like i hate them.sometimes. im convinced hitler was fighting for a greater good. Thank you.

human flesh is delicious

almost 4 years. I've approached the subject on multiple occasions and she has always been put off/avoidant of it, and she's completely vanilla in bed, so I keep it to myself.

thats a big shame, but hopefully she can understand that you enjoy it and she can respect it

i had to put my dog down

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:(

I'm sure she would, but at the moment I just don't yet feel confident about talking to her

everytime i see pic related i get a raging hard on

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how about not lying

After the naivety and dreams we all allow ourselves in our teenage years, I’ve actually managed to double down and become a pretty faithful image of every trait I despised in people when i was younger: addicted to commodities, lazy, monotonous routine and a growing skepticism in everything.
Also I lied and said yes when the priest of my village asked if I did my prayers at night.

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thats a splendid idea isnt it? how come i never thought of that? im such a moron, stupid monkey peanut brain

literally just don't do it
Here are the steps:
If you notice that you are about to lie, don't do it.

>how about not lying bro
>literally just don't do it bro

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Las Malvinas son inglesas

if you cant not lie just kys

My brother's is retarded and he's a lazy, useless piece of shit. If I could get away with it I would take him out in the woods and shoot him.

Your brother is not you though
Just let him exist and live your own life

eat him instead

better fate

Turks aren’t that bad

Whatever the fuck the german person identifies as doesn't even try to understand why he's constantly lying, telling him to not lie is like saying cheer up to some suicidal faggot, of fucking course he has thought about this

i regret pushing away internet friends. they were the only people who actually cared and i was too stupid to recognize that.

>Whatever the fuck the german person identifies as
I identify as male (he/his), thank you for the consideration

only if you become an islamic gay paradise

i havent lied in quite a while actually, i know how much it hurts, but i cant undo the lies ive done in the past

Keep it up bro
The past is literally unchangeable, so it doesn't even matter
It's okay, there are billions of people who use the internet, you can find new friends and not push them away this time

You aren't, I'm sorry, none were from any Dutch.

I hated every jobs I ever had and I wish I didn't have to make a living.

But I pity my parents and when I visit them he's having a tantrum over cigarettes. Fucking useless won't even apply for disability.

That sucks for your parents, but if they put up with it then it doesn't seem to bother them enough
As in they still love him more than they want him gone

I jerk off to traps.

When I was 12 I seriously considered killing my teacher who was universally disliked.

I like gay sex (getting fucked, sucking) but feel no attraction to men whatsoever so nobody know about it and I date girls because they are the one I feel seduced by and tight Asian pussy is almost as good as anal. I would be fine with being gay so it's not closeted or anything. I'm kinda bi I Guess.
However I'm addicted to pretending I'm a girl on the internet. I think it comes from the burden of responsabilities because as a Man I already have attention and popularity. But it's just bafling how when you are a Girl everything is done for you by horny guys that you can tease endlessly.

Outside of this I think I am an ok person. Not the best but clearly not the worst. I try to be honest with people I date and to not hurt them.

I like to compromise my work time to shitpost on German basket weaving forum. I wish I can get out from this hell

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context

T. English teacher

I don't believe in God

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>teacher was an all around cunt, and a drunk according to popular rumor
>obsessed with snow dog racing, if you're unfamiliar that's something done in Alaska, dogs pull a sled
>gave me shit grades, refused to accept work for frivolous reasons like not being on the right paper
>on one occasion I snuck into the classroom and dumped water for the chalkboard onto a pile of ungraded assignments
>seriously considered giving her food as a goodwill gesture, poisoned with mercury from light bulbs

see

dawg same, i want my gf to peg me. alas

Now that's a problem.

I am a Negro but I hate other negros so much that I always treat them like try. I don't alway mean to do it, it just happens. On top of that, I have developed a burninh hatred for Ch*nese. No, Taiwanese don't count.

You were born in Canada, if you want to opt out of the rat race there is no better country to do that in

Take the Tedpill

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If you are non-White, why would you care?

illegal. also you wont live long.