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*mogs you in every conceivable way*

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fuck niggers

They call me Billy bilo

wonder what his willy looks like

Pass the thesaurus
Bet I done said every word in that bitch

they call him beto

getting Jow Forums this year lads

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Fair Isle is a traditional knitting technique used to create patterns with multiple colours. It is named after Fair Isle, one of the Shetland islands.Fair Isle knitting gained considerable popularity when the Prince of Wales (later Edward VIII) wore Fair Isle jumpers in public.

Seething

60s Motown was the peak of human cultural output

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britain before the celts

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why am I so lazy with brushing my teeth
the thought of walking all the way to the bathroom, I just cannot lads

Augeron is a Norman langauge dialect of the Pays d'Auge. It is highly endangered. Only a few dozen speakers exist.

are jeremy

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I've been Jow Forums for years but I can't be arsed to run multiple times a week. By far my worst habit

I wish Britain were white again

Is it really that hard for you to grasp?

How come Brits pronounce "ate" as "ett"?

making pancakes
you want one?
no yank shite like meat though, just squeezed lemon and chopped nana

I say ayte
we have many accents unlike americans

Sort us one lad

I pop trunk often
I don’t gotta go to the doctor’s office

Mate, I've got food poisoning at the moment otherwise I would.

Don't feel well at all

Shut the fuck up you fat future criminal retard

When you say your blood "seethes", that means it's boiling. I'm positive that's not what you meant to say. That's not the same as saying it "flows" or "courses". You tried to get too fancy with your thesaurus and just ended up looking like an oxygen deficient retard.

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CHOOOOOOON

can i have one with some strawberries and cream?

is this considered handsome?

who else here /high maintenance gf/

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looks like a very unpleasant person

>we have many accents unlike americans
youtube.com/watch?v=4NriDTxseog
orly

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I live within the bounds of legality.

Currently

imagine being born in the UK and not having a posh accent

not handsome per se, but not ugly. kind of just an interesting face. helps that he's 2m
future #1 overall pick in pro handegg

very

grim life and grim gf

Never broken the law in my life.

black people are our friends

well only about 1-2% of the UK have a RP accent

Then why can't you join the military?

christ dementia wards are grim, spent about 30 minutes trying to coax my grandfather out of someone elses room while he repeated the same words over and over
feel bad for my dad desu, must be tough seeing your father like that

"pop trunk" is gayspeak for putting your penis in someone's ass

Did you do your morning push ups?

west coast, general american, midwest, new york, bawston, southern
really not that many

shut up yank
FOY

the old man should have brushed his teeth

Not sure what my accent is
Generic posh southern twat I think but a little rough around the edges

Jeremy 'Kill the Kikes' Corbyn
Jeremy Gorbachev
Jeremy Corbyn-Laden
Jeremy 'Up the IRA' Corbyn
Jeremy Rafael Videla
Jeremy Jong-Un
Jeremy 'Venezuela Hailer' Corbyn

Estuary English

>not handsome
cope

vocaroo it or i don’t care

Grim

3 days into nofap
This time I'll beat the pornjew guys, which me luck

just went sick o mode

Jeremy 'Split the left vote' Corbyn

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the fact that you're an ugly bastard doesn't change the fact that trevor lawrence doesn't have a conventionally attractive face

I guess even though far from perfect, a future world that's similar to the premise of Halo, Avatar, Mass Effect, or Starship Troopers (Earth is basically dominated by the American Military), would be somewhat plausible and very preferable to a lot of other alternative futures we could have.

why are you mad, because I'm right?

In Greek mythology, Abaris the Hyperborean was a legendary sage, healer, and priest of Apollo known to the Ancient Greeks. He was supposed to have learned his skills in his homeland of Hyperborea, far to the north near the Arctic circle. According to Herodotus, he was said to have traveled around the world with an arrow, eating no food. Plato (Charmides 158C) classes him amongst the "Celtic physicians" who practice medicine upon the soul as well as the body. Abaris is said to have purified Sparta and Knossos, among other cities, from plagues. Abaris also appears in a climactic scene alongside Pythagoras at the court of the Sicilian tyrant Phalaris. The two sages discuss divine matters, and urge the obstinate tyrant towards virtue.

Eighteenth century Bath architect John Wood, the Elder wrote about Abaris, and put forth the fanciful suggestion that he should be identified with King Bladud, a legendary king of the Britons, for whose existence there is no historical evidence.

Can you have a permit to buy guns?

good luck
you'll need to believe in a higher power for this one, though

>Jeremy 'Up the IRA' Corbyn
nothing wrong with this at all

HISSSSSSSSSSS

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you're not right at all, you could break any of those accents down into smaller groups
>general american
is this one a joke?

Can't disclose that information at this particular time.

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You don't have to at this particular time, because you've said literally less than a week ago that you can't because you have a record. It's insane how you think people don't remember things on here

>don't like social media
>don't like anime
>don't like games
>don't like porn
>don't like drugs
>don't like television
>don't like cinema
>don't like podcasts
>don't like talk radio
>don't like audioboks
>don't like technology
>don't like reading
>don't like cars
>don't like cooking
>don't like eating out
>don't like dancing
>don't like gambling
>don't like theatre
>don't like doing art
>don't like any sport except football
You know this feel?

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enjoyed these

Redpill me on buying xanax off the dark web and not dying

In Avatar Earth is dominated by American corporations. The Human colonists are private military, mercenaries basically. Human governments are neutered tools of capitalists.

In Mass Effect the Alliance is a UN initiative with seemingly unequivocal support from the Chinese, Russians, Indians and Europeans. A diplomatic and scientific effort much more than a military one. It only appears militaristic because you play as a soldier.

Can't speak for Halo because I've never played it and Starship Troopers is just a libertarian-fascist's wet dream.

how about just not taking xanax you fucking degenerate

I like reading, music, art, drugs (sometimes)
I used to like gambling but I quit
I don't like porn but I watch it
I am currently in the process of joining social media again

Coulda played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket

all gee except fun

No, I need it but my doctor won't prescribe me it because people notoriously abuse it

I'm not going to be abusing it

do you like wanking?

oh, so just a hodge-podge of attributes of different american accents used for acting purposes? that accent could literally be divided up into hundreds of different groups.
and most of those videos are by brits talking about how to speak in an american accent, their grasp on american accents is about as nuanced as the average american's grasp on different british accents

Look up the idea of the Great Filter

long term benzo use will fuck your life up

frig off lahey ya drunk basterd

:(

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I just told you I wont be abusing it but I have panic attacks in public and my doctor is a cunt

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Please tell me that this shit will end when Brexit is finished

I like music, it's the only thing I like. What are you reading lad?

would pay skitzo a living wage just to fuck off from /brit/ forever

>hundreds of different groups
lol what is with this cultural cope you utter bellend head
do you talk about how your region has the absolute worst drivers in the country as well?

it's the darkest before the dawn etc

Schizo is a criminal who doesn’t respect the rule of law

is breath you pansy and practice mindfulness

the greatest medicine is within your mind

can you pay me a living wage for whatever instead?

>I just told you I wont be abusing it but I have panic attacks in public and my doctor is a cunt

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No not really. Dunno what to do with my life.

Fucking shaking like mad
Cannot fucking believe what just happened

no. you're not an abhorrent twat

BASED

fuck terfs

you will mate, trust me

unregulated benzo use is asking for trouble. dont open that door, its not worth it

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