/brit/

a thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture

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weres middul fc

I serve my lady, Madam Pepperpot, pictured right

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scotland has its own north/south divide

Are Manx people British?

sometimes when i lie in bed at night i hope aliens kidnap me and perform an experiment on me that improves me across the board and turns me into a literal ubermensch and i quickly become a turbo-chad.

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America for whites
Africa for blacks

yes

No. British people come from Britain, the island. Manx are manx

mental how a lot of people here don't know that "thai"lad actually lives in sheffield and works at tesco

The Struggle to become the Ubermensch is the most important ingredient though

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Are British people Manxed?

Be less niggardly

imagine someone toiling in the nightshift how sad is that lol?

i do like british culture
what are some of you favorite british authors, directors, musicians, artists, philosophers, politicians, scientists, cuisine, athletes?

They would rape you and dumb your corpse in a trash bin like a real chad

do you need names to poison all of them?

just give me the cheat codes for real life

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British culture lads

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xbox controller is vibrating lads

time for the monthly Saturday 1-hour edge wank.

she played Neil Armstrong's wife in first man

why are brazilians so obsessed with raping and killing, yeesh

(you're probably right, though)

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>viscous
fucking retard

i like the guy from borat hes great

true norferner here

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going to stay up late and watch conspiracy stuff tonight lads

60k+ murders in the last year plus a fuck ton of sexual assault and harrasment cases... it's part of our daily life this shit.

man dresses like those on the right now-a-days and he's lambasted by normies.

unironically would wear a fedora if it wasn't associated with spergs
wonder how much that meme did to the fedora market

honestly, I hope when we die we get to replay our lives with superpowers
>travel through time
>invincibility
>liked by all the ladies
>can speak any language
>flying around changing the world
like ultimate sandbox mode, unlocked upon death

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what you watching?

life isn't a video game you virgin freak

>unironically would wear a fedora if it wasn't associated with spergs

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Graham Greene
Guy Ritchie
Elgar
William Turner
John Locke
Lord Melbourne
Newton
Mashed potatoes
Tyson Fury

>virgin freak
wow, no need to point out the obvious about me.
>tfw 23 year old kv
lmaoooooo

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why did he cut his ear off?

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*tips trilby*

try this. dailymotion.com/video/x3eqof3
try that ^

he was tripping on nigger juice

Are the americans that post in /brit/ british people living in America or americans that like britain?

I suggest that you use capital letters to begin a sentence

the latter

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NEED a thicc brazillian gf with a massive arse to smaba all over my face

take a guess

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I have extremely severe anxiety
it cannot be fixed by ‘manning up’

brits living in america for the most part

might kill my parents lol

How would you do it? I could use some inspiration

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Come here, use Tinder and don't act like a fucking weirdo, take these steps and a Thicc mulata will be yours

have a pint and some pork scratchings and you'll be as right as rain.

>Lowland Scots
>Mongs
Step aside, false Anglo-Saxons. The real Anglo-Saxons are in town.

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>pork scratchings

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Germans are the most powerful race on planet Earth.

I haven't had a wank in 7 days

We Remainers are a happy group

Can someone explain to me in Lehman’s terms, what the difference between hard and soft Brexit is?

if you brits had to pic one person that represents what the anglo-saxon race looks like, what pic would you pick?

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if only life were that simple

>Lehman

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bit if a baffling post this

that guy from the austin powers movie

>bit if a

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What are Twitch streamers going to do when they get older?

drive them to suicide at their utter shame and despair in the child they raised

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for just 40 Swiss francs a Swiss woman will suck on your wiener

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Harry Kane

The fans cheered so loudly for me to let Tottenham score that I gave in to their demands.

The only question is do I feign that I tried to stop it or do I walk off the pitch?

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ah, I see the distinctive longer anglo face.

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>swiss
90% chance of being a croatian whore

>UK supermarket Morrisons to sell products in Big C
BASED

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do I rate Paul pogba?
no
do I rate Harry Kane?
no
am I a racist?
no
Do I love pints?
yes

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just poured a comfy drink and was about to watch this, anthony c. sutton talking about the development of weapons that can effect people in weird ways at a distance.

found out about this book the other day and have been wanting to learn about anthony sutton before reading his book.

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paul is a weird name for a muslim

do they sell hi C in big C

>extremely severe anxiety

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your mouth and lips go extremely dry
your voice starts to shake
your body starts to shake uncontrollably
you start to sweat profusely
you start to feel nauseous

im an atheist

Haircut toil soon

I don't think so

why do so many brazilians hate life? is it all favelados doing this?

this is what europe should aspire to.

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Rowen Atkinson.

it's raining lads

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all of Cyprus should belong to Russia
Crimea should as well

what's big C

I knew Wall Street funded the Nazis, but the Bolsheviks? Thought that was Germany.

r*ssia should be paved over and turned into a world wide parking lot. be grateful for what you have, vile worm

Supermarket in Thailand

Because life here is shitty and hell of expensive...
The murders yes, most of then are "favelados" but this sex assault culture comes unironically from D and C class, that are above favelados and close to middle class

> Wall Street funded the Nazis

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big C is a Child, dogwhistle for nonces

they did

We need to fix this.. "lads"

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>your mouth and lips go extremely dry
>your voice starts to shake
>your body starts to shake uncontrollably
>you start to sweat profusely
>you start to feel nauseous
The hell is this