Average north american person edition
/cum/ - Canada Usa Mexico
I WANT TO BE 14 AGAIN
how come crystal castles is an EDM band now
Why?
first for nostalgia
I hate everyone
this but unironically
BECAUSE I WANT TO DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY
are zoomers more aware of the JQ
do zoomers have lower sperm counts
probably
None of you are funny or clever
daaaaaaaayum nuggah
It's never too late to do some things.
sup faggots?
wasted another saturday
wigger
Join the club
Then find the best way to spend Sunday.
>It's never too late to do some things.
it certainly is too late for me
this is true
Depends on the thing. I've seen people change a lot even when they're in middle age.
sup boi
There are laws in the way of some things. And these laws enforce unscientific cultural memes.
>wigger
>w
what did he mean by this
tool with teeth?
saw?
What do you mean?
Key? Saw? Chainsaw?
nope
is that you?
I mean this
>me: "I'd like permission to date your daughter."
>parents: "How old are you?"
>me: "22, sir."
>parents: "REEE PEDO GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE"
gf is a nerd and it’s great
Playing video games with her right now
Have never had a comfier relationship
of course not
Oh dating girls THAT age...
:(
It's a shame we live in such an ignorant society. Even if I argue how they are wrong, or how this model of courtship has existed for all of our people's history, they won't have it.
Kill yourself virgin
Shut up, incel.
kys catholicuck pedo
need to die
Any 3rd shift wagecuck man here?
t. incel
I am not a Catholic or a pedo. Mexico on the other hand is full of Catholics and pedos.
I have a girlfriend and I’m not a mentally ill pedophile
Kill your self, your genetic information won’t be passing on either way so you may as well get your pathetic life over with
Me
See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. Even here you have ignoramuses perpetuating unscientific memes forced on them by their ignorant society and unjust modernist laws lobbied for by feminists.
my genetic information won’t be passing on
Stop trying to perpetuate the unscientific meme that pedophiles deserve anything other than being curbstomped until their lower and upper jaws separate
das becuz u ugly lol
Based. Do you btfo yuropoors epic style on Jow Forums after work like I do?
I'm not a Pedophile, but Pedophilia is simply a state of mind, and your homicidal fantasies are disturbing to say the least.
how old is the girl?
huck finn's transport?
Old enough for her eggs to be fertilized, old enough to desire such a thing, and old enough to comprehend and process the concept of love.
really need a bf rn
IDK, "raft"? How many letters
like 15?
why the FUCK would anyone want their eggs fertilized by you?
yes, it's raft
i dont like the word egg
i very much prefer to call them ovaries
except those words aren't synonyms
That is a good age for the purpose of conversation, yes.
WAIT i meant ovum
see i didnt even know what the word in english is
>ice is actually a synonym for clinch
You’re a pedophile
Having murderous desires towards you is natural
I hope you’re murdered soon
based post
pedophiles are a threat to civilization
he doesn't even know that i'm alive
i don't see nothing wrong with liking 15 yos. it is not like liking 7 yos but people like to compare the two things.
You're a cannibal and you belong in prison for life.
/cum/ is full of dweebazoids
eating the king burger
first time I heard that word
i'm not a prude
i just want some respect
i unironically hate yall
Wanting to murder freaks like you Ian natural
That’s why nobody has ever gone to prison for murdering a pedophile
You could be murdered in the streets and nobody will testify against your murderer
At worst they’ll get probation
Shut the fuck up, you cannibal. You're an unnatural piece of shit and you will burn in hell after we put you in prison for life.
Give me a YouTube video to watch
But she can get pregnant isn’t a valid defense
You’re subhuman
>cannibal
Cringe beyond belief
Can’t wait for you to kill yourself you pathetic incel worm
Nobody feels any pity for you
Anybody can murder you and people will think more of them for it
I'm not an incel, stupid cannibal monster.
You’ve never had sex and you will never have sex
I could ask literally anybody what they think pedophiles should get and they will all say they want the death penalty
>varg is click baiting now
im angry
You are incel trash and you will always be incel trash
Your own mother would would kill you with her bare hands if she knew about how disgusting you are
And I really don’t understand why you love the word cannibal
I wouldn’t eat your corpse, I’d burn it
And even if I ate it, you’re not a human being
It would be like eating a dog
it is
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
It isn't clickbait.
Checked