I JUST WANT TO BREED

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You will die a virgin, all women are whores. Even your mother was, she kneeled for your father to suck his dick and to swallow his cum.

Fuck off incel

I had 11gf's and like 30 hookers in the past 10 years. Beat me. Eat me. It is over.

my genetic foundation sprays out of my shaft like a racist alabama cop spraying a civil rights protester with a water cannon. my semen mixture disables her acidic vaginal defenses, allowing my sperm to reach the ovary that she has been by destiny, bound to hold in waiting for this moment. I cry out a pathetic wail, all notions of my manhood now external to my body and entirely within this magnificent woman, her beauty has taken my mind and her body has taken my testicular labors, making me entirely hers, like a male anglerfish that suckles upon the teet of the great female anglerfish, losing himself entirely, organs and all, into the female. She sings a melodic tune of affirmation, reassuring me that my duty has been carried out, and that we are united in a cause 6 billion years in the making. I desperately embrace her body as my legs violently spasm, they flail desperately as if to weaken me and lock me in her. I hug her, as the female of over species is usually colder, I make sure my bodily furnace is there to ensure she is not wanting. My dad bod is already present, ready for my future duties. It presses down onto her angelic backside, reinforcing my commitments as a man to answer her beck and call. by now, her egg has been penetrated by my nature, and an entirely new being of our combined souls, fused by love, has been brought unto this Earth

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How big is your penis?
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101304555/#101304555

My penis is a 5" pump-action 14-gauge sperm launcher and unlike many other American makes and models, mine has the Euro suppressor add on at the front of the barrel

also I am not clicking on your AIDS link

>My penis is a 5"
Sometimes I feel so bad for you white dudes.

It says size 64, men are 56-57 here.
17.3cm x 14.5cm, hard to calculate it's a salami tier.
I will legit post my finances too in the coming week just to fuck with your head further, the average American by 75yo doesn't have a pension, social security, has like 11k usd in the bank then the another bank takes their house once they are dead.
I own a brick house like 7 minutes from the old center of town, 130sqm-ish, additionally 87k eur cash in bank, have 10k sqm land I will build a warehouse on to rent it out once they've finished the road by 2020. That's like 25k to 100k eur income per year pre-tax depending who uses it and how much. Also tax rate is 1% for me up until I reach 1 mil eur per year and 5% for dividends. Pay a flatrate social security of 450eur per year, 200eur tax for all house, land, car, etc.
Am 36yo, this is what you get when you aren't on Jow Forums from 15yo to 28yo like most of you in here.
AIDS is 9 people in 1 million here btw, not like 500 cases per million like in some places of the USA.
We're all living in Amerika und Amerika ist WUNDERBAR!!!

be silent
*sprays you with sperm*

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I could have read that.

but I didn't

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I will still post it, I don't care. I don't have narcissism but ocd and problems with aggression. I'm not taking the benzos because I'm a hunchback virgin crippled by social anxiety but to literally not beat you half-dead.

didn't read that either. Romanian women do give blicky the stiffy though UH

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Ironybros are all underage.
1:53 AM Chicago (CST)
12:53 AM Denver (MST)
12:53 AM Phoenix (MST)
11:53 PM -1 day Los Angeles (PST)
10:53 PM -1 day Anchorage (AKST)
9:53 PM -1 day Honolulu (HST)
Strong life. At 3am I don't argue with Ugandans and shit.

Romanian women are whores. Romania has one of the highest amounts of pornstars per capita.

I remember Regina Ice. That bitch got stretched out by Nacho Vidal's huge thick cock.

Gyppo hooker from Hungary, like literal paki diaspora.
videkilany.hu/75104-zara
Pannonian Hungarian, as in native to land. They tend to be horsefaced.
videkilany.hu/76567-lucy
Those are both valid and real girls.
I fuck in Hungary quite a lot in several towns when I am there. I am Hungarian born in Transylvania.

Yeah, I like Hungarian pornstars too.

Anita Bellini is available 2 weeks per month in Debrecen with that site, she was born there. Mostly makes pr0n in Budapest then comes back for extra money.
Literally saw her on the street there too, currently her ad is offline.
pornhub.com/pornstar/anita-bellini
I never fucked her, people complained she asks double but strafishes still and etc.

Did you actually just brag about having sex on Jow Forums?

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