Do that for your country

>Bretagne
>not creaturas
>Paris
>Average
Yeah your map is shit

>L*nguedoc
>goddess woman

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You're an absolute retard if you think women from Burgundy look better than those from Nord.

but languedoc and roussillon are very very poor

Which means hairy women. It's a very old stereotype here that French chicks don't shave.

Yvelines = rich peoples

most stereotypes about us from you could be applied to all europeans
here we think german women dont shave

Fair enough

All pink

>Normandes
"no"

Isn't the South like Maghrebi?

Also negroid french
Look on Paris and Caribbean

Italy is all pink too imo.

almost every stereotype you popularized come from americans getting exposed to europeans, but since americans would mostly get exposed to the french that's on who it befalls

Of course. Most people get their first European exposure by going to Paris or London. Also, I would say that >50% of European stereotypes...especially French...come from our WWI/II soldiers bringing back stories.

>especially French...come from our WWI/II soldiers bringing back stories.
Exactly, that's why you have the stereotype like what we are dirty and don't get showers.

Excellent point

Because when Americans think about Europe, they think about British islands, France and Italy and as Americans had a far greater contact with the French since 1776 than the Italians, it's us who have all the stereotypes.

yes
but it's not just from the troops from the two wars but also in peace time in Paris
Paris was the shit at the time
If you went on honeymoon you went to Europe, and if you went to Europe you had to go to Paris
So you'd see couples everywhere you'd think it's a city of lovers and the French are romantic, but it's really just yall burgers on honeymoon.
For different reasons im too lazy to enumerate, americans had a huge hygiene culture and also had women shave much earlier than euro women
the accordion, mime and little dogs memes were all true though

If you've ever been to the US, you would know how much people idolize Parisian culture, or as it's called "French country". Personally I think La Belle Époque was the apex of world culture
>it's a city of lovers and the French are romantic.
Trust me, we still do. Pretty much everyone here loves France.

>Pretty much everyone here loves France.
Everyone makes fun of us for being le niggur muzlim terrorism country

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i want to cycle around la courronne...

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You've never been to Alsace, let alone Moselle, people are beautiful here, you're just a dumb southerner and I hope you drown in olive oil.

All yellow and orange, except for big cities that are a mix of green and red.

not actually brit, just have brit flag

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Nip flags are always so nice to us

Am gril that likes France except Paris.

cringe
I'd throw some pink in the cities and coast, seen some absolute stunners

Say again that women from Alsace-Moselle are the paragon of ugliness and we go back to Germany motherfucker.

cringe

Based, fuck Paris

Meds win yet again.

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we dont want you back.

Mordovia is ok in my list

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Pretty good taste but Loire should all be green

>Alsace
>Germanic
Pick one.

This, southern France women are fucking horrible, and only by doing some extreme nit pick you'd find them beautiful. But yeah making Paris "average" and not "la creatura" already shows well enough this map is utter shit

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How dare you.

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Don't lie we want them back

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The germanic creature can't compete with the MED CHICK

La creatura in Erasmus...