How do I get a cute American gf like her?

How do I get a cute American gf like her?

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>gf

God she has a cute tummy

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>used to think she was a trap
>turns out she is legitimately 100% female
>found out literally this weekend

Fuck you niggers.

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gays btfo
go fap to your ugly broad shouldered, man jawed, adam's apple having, male bone structure being, 6ft tall standing, "trap gf"

>ugly broad shouldered, man jawed, adam's apple having, male bone structure being, 6ft tall standing, "trap gf"
See

Loathing incel

>being this mad that a girl isn't a boy in drag

same
i want her

What are you talking about? I'm happy she's not a guy

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>American

Become a marine.

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>her

oh yeah worked out great for pic related
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I have strong feeling she is trap

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she looks like a kid, so if you like her you're basically a pedophile

He looks almost as ugly as Inbrits.

There's a reason for the cucked military stereotype. The moment they get deployed their girlfriends or wives find someone else to fuck

>be good looking marine
>be in a relationship with a girl that looks like a boy and looks like shit without makeup

why you gotta say that man

Maybe he is into girls who look like boys. After all military is just a bunch of fags.

>girl
has a dick bigger than yours

thats why you are russia's bitch

Cause im tired of being your crypto colony, freedom or death.

For her sake I hope she becomes a kickboxer someday. That's the only place that jaw will fit in.

don't insult Kat subhumans

wtf Ethan is that you?

*whips out meat scepter*

>her

Sadly yes

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Isn't she an aussie