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im in the farm
making strawmen
i'm in the farm
making strawmen

any Rap Niggers in?

First cup of tea down the gob

CANNAE I AXKS U A QUESTION

EY BOY WANT BANH MI?

That shirt is wavey as fuck

Bare sports on today

>Spurs - Leicester
>England - France
>Rhodri City - Chelsea

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Would you rather spend a year in Brazil or Russia?

Russia. As long as you keep your mouth shut regarding the government you'll be fine. Especially if you're out of the hsitty parts of Moscow/tourist areas of other cities. Russians are actually very friendly and harbour very little ill will to Western Europeans.

Why be racist anyway? I don't need to constantly remind black people that they're they're niggers.

Being overtly racist for no reason online is just Jow Forums tier numales LARPing.

brazil definitely all the honies on the beaches

I'm black so I wouldn't fare as well in Russia

do a lad a favour and tell me the GMT for these mate?
I know you wont is google broken me like the lesser desirables here

Russia
seems like a nice place in general

Brazil: warm climate + more familiar with poortuguese language

Does it really work?

no you aren't
shut up

Eng v France is in 5 hrs and 9 mins

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>Why be racist anyway? I don't need to constantly remind black people that they're they're niggers.
>Being overtly racist for no reason online is just Jow Forums tier numales LARPing.

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I don';t follow rugby who's the smart money on in eng v fra

Yep, only remember always say you are from Vietnam, not exUSSR republic.

>>Why be racist anyway? I don't need to constantly remind black people that they're they're niggers.
>>Being overtly racist for no reason online is just Jow Forums tier numales LARPing.

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England are the favorite to win the 6 nations after beating Ireland. France is a lesser test

What does Bruce do on his Sundays?

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How are Wales doing?

There's a Brazilian girl at work who is quite peng.

well tbf both of them were on long journeys. and the conversations came about because of train delays and malfunctions, respectively.
it's always worth just saying hello to gage a response

Should i learn some russian before going to Russia?

sucking a nigger

Heard you get pengtacular rooski females too

Literally every yank post ITT is about black people
Mental illness, simple as

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>pengtacular

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suns out guns out

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oh dear oh dear

youtube.com/watch?v=-R3SlzuW0c4

Hello black person.

>suns out guns out

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Wales just made tough work of >Shitaly which does not bode well as Italy had lost all of their last 15 at home but they won their opener in France.

On paper, they're off to a good start however since they're top of the table

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>not baring your guns in the rain
Poof

misplaced hate makes disgrace to races

greetings negroid

interesting going to keep up with it now england vs wales will be

would probably laugh if I saw someone wearing this in the street, such a bizarre outfit.

what does the key unlock?

How is Manchester as a city? Worth visiting?
Are there other places beside London worth visiting?

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they do good cheesy chips

Imagine cold approaching women for dates
Can't fathom the autism

If England, France and Ireland all win in 2 weeks it will be very interesting if France manage to win today

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Go to smaller cities like Durham and Oxford

>rather a beautiful sight to behold, Isn't it blood cell/plasma?

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Trannies have more confidence than most benders on here to walk around looking like a freak in public

>thats the joke

who are you quoting

Bristol, Bath, Edinburgh, York, Oxford, Cambridge

FOY

Oxford
Bath and cotswalds
York
Liverpool
Edinburgh
Stratford upon avon
Some nature placed

Manny for the night out

why does this mex always post new threads but never do any actual posting

Manchester has a lot of nice tiled pubs, that's the main thing I remember from spending a weekend there

Works for the CIA

Heard Manchester is a good place to get a blade jammed into your neck

Victorian/Edwardian era pubs

Fresh from the funny pages

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gonna sleep la

Plastic surgery is becoming ubiquitous among the young. The 25 year old receptionist at work was saying she was excited to be getting botox and lip fillers this weekend. What does that say about the shallow and vapid nature of modern day Britain?

She could do with some new tits to be fair though

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Chilango Intelligenicia Agencia

Would you rather spend a year in Liverpool or on Skye?

Thanks.
Is London a city for only the well educated and the rich?

Manchester is great apart from all the homeless

holy....

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They need to focus on losing weight and getting off their phones if they want to catch my eye
Dumb bints

To live in I mean. I just saw that prices for condos are extreme.

a wild incel appears

dont thin kthey want your eye lad

And immigrants

dave

>a wild incel appears

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It can work if you pull it off and they get flattered enough. The main function of dating websites promoting cold approach is 1) so you buy their dating courses and 2) to get you used to rejection so the idea of talking to a bird becomes less daunting

where is Womanchester?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AcweEN5YQck

>Is London a city for only the well educated and the rich?

It's where you'll find the richest and most educated people overall and per capita. But there's plenty of poor and uneducated people that are able to stay here because of council (government subsidised) housing and/or willingness to stay in distant, shit-tier accommodation (usually immigrants)

Name one thing incel related in my post you pug nosed little cunt

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I shag

don't even need to buy video games anymore because every 2 weeks epic game store gives me another title I wasted to play for free! Thank you Epic Game Store

Lads

An hour ago my Gf and I had sex. She isn't on the pill so we use condoms. I had just finished and removed the condom and I went to the bathroom after that. She screamed at me to the bathroom “peeing or pooping?” Which I thought was weird as fuck. Jokingly I said “pooping” but really I was just peeing.
I came back into the bedroom and found her pouring the contents of my used condo inside her vagina.

I’m nervous as fuck honestly and have some questions:

Is this legal at all?
What happens if she gets pregnant?
I did NOT consent to her doing this
Do I legally own my sperm?
What are the odds of her getting pregnant?

I tried to get her to stop by pulling the condom away from her but she started screaming bloody fucking murder and screaming “rape”. I had to leave her alone before someone in my apartment hears and calls the fucking police.

What should my next course of action be?

Location - London

>to get you used to rejection so the idea of talking to a bird becomes less daunting
This

First time i cold approached, it was a resounding 'umm no thanks', it was walking away afterwards realising that the earth hadnt swallowed me in embarassment that was the main thing gained. Made cold approaching the next girl easier

Top tip: when applying for a new job, ALWAYS lie about what your current salary is

The fact you have to ask in 2019 only further proves youre an incel

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London is gigantic, you get all kinds there. If you wanted to live there, you'd be spending an absolute minimum of £300 a month on rent for a single tiny room in a flat share. It's quite expensive to live there too, £5 a pint is a normal price. Much more pleasurable if you have money but you can scrimp by if you really want to live there

>ALWAYS lie
See you in hell scum

Dont need to lie