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I am fucking depressed like you wouldn't believe la
bet she's flat as last month's coke
someone make an actual thread
First for lasagna
why cadet why?!
he was a good man
I don't enjoy anything and I don't have anything to look forward to. Nothing I can do to fix this
Salted caramel filled ring donuts from lidl are tastier than anything analoguos from m&s
Even cadbury mini rolls beat those m&s mini roll bites out of a tub. M&S is mirrors and smoke.
he deserved it
Get a gf you loser
good, one less nigger getting paid tons because retarded white kids listen to his mumble nigger music about drugs and hoes and money and think it's cool
Happy 24th Birthday, Trayvon.
Rest In power.
sad about that one bird's cat :(
makes u think doesnt it
I wouldnt pay for an even featuring a wh*toid
no he didn't you sick bastard
*Gives spank on bum
kek this finna me
the latest fit (short for outfit)
No one gives a fuck gimp
Imagine how fucking of a bitter incel freak you'd have to be to put together the mental and physical energy needed to produce this.
you have no idea what you're talking about
looks like it (short for shit)
Never knew a girl like this at all
can't get a date
saw this on insta earlier and was going to comment calling you a bent builder but decided not to
I want garl frend
my palate isn't that of a sugar addled 12yo
cheese and onion twist
pain aux raisin
I am actually British
yeah yeah go on about how he's not like other nigger music artists and his lyrics are so inspirational and cured your depression when he was talking about fucking hoes and doing drugs
you look bent as a coathanger
Two Southampton fans arrested after making plane gestures to Cardiff supporters following death of Emiliano Sala
Arrested for what?
you don't even date you dork lmao
want to be sectioned
thanks for your restraint a but a "like" would have been appreciated
low iq spastic
Why are there no flags
miss the picts a lot
I can section you up into little pieces
Ow feet, this triggers my primitive primate brain
bus to toil actually gives me terminal depression
FUCK OFF NONCE
want to experiment with fashion but don’t have thousands to spare
Always admired the stalwartness of the Welsh race...
New girl started at work yesterday and she seemed alright not even fit or anything really, but you still would. She just seemed like any random girl. Looked on her Instagram today and she literally has 50,000 followers for posting face pictures and pictures of roses and shit. All the comments are beta men calling her beautiful and posting love hearts or whatever
How the fuck did this happen? Obviously its going to impact her ego and all of that as well so wtf
I have a girlfriend you cunt
all finna double do clap nae "I am having suicidal urges" platty nurse gwan
will be learning Gaídhlig soon lads
need to be cucked by a black bull
link it la
might wank and play with the old bumhole while i do it
Dont be stupid
Just landed In Sydney lads. Who's going to show me a bonza time like?
Zalando or AliExpress if you're a bum
he just looks like a white bloke who smeared himself with shit
Am I wrong?
got a dentists appointment tomorrow and i'm bricking it tbf
always scared of getting the wrong bus so get lifts everywhere
did you know them well?
i’m not talking about pricing
i’m talking about styles
i want 20-30 items to try out
Why do people above the age of 16 play videogames
WTF is JK Rowling doing creating a new political party. Fuck me, are people desperate to be associated with this moron who uses her wizard characters as an analogy for the present political scene.
Trump 2020 literally couldn't be easier
me and they were... friends, weren't we
Hope you lads are going to church today
not me but you're not a bad looking lad jeffrey keep on keeping on
tfw opioid painkillers make you feel happier than anti depressants
A Gabbard presidency would be better than a Trump one
Tulsi Gabbard will thrash him
Growing up, who did you practice kissing with?
Was massively coked out there. Wouldn't be at a club if i wasn't
Lidl is tastier. They have cheese twists, maple and pecan plaits, pain aux raisins, pastel de natas (portuguese custard tarts), several lattices.
You just think what youre eating is better or more refined because you paid more for it. But in actual fact lidl is probably the best supermarket bakery.
antidepressants are the worlds most dangerous drug
no you weren't
Madam President Gillibrand
Think it’s a bit late for that
she's actually against neolibs and neocons bloodthirsty desire for more wars and more intervention and more regime change
that's her main policy
his wife went on to die of AIDS
Baby penguin without feathers
alright FUCK it, i'm going to go out of my way to visit the Lidl bakery today, we'll see about this sunshine
how do you weird freaks even know who that is
I'd vote Tulsi to be honest. She's the actually not braindead.
anyone else find yukio mishima extremelly handsome?
look how utterly horny that Lebanese girl looks
wish a girl would touch me while doing that succubus face
that guys Indian, not black
All virgins should be arrested
love sara jean underboob
oh well if they've put that in there then you're obviously GUARANTEED to make money
buy it mate, I'll laugh my head off when the bubble bursts
which is the real one?
And then put into sex camps?
he's in the top 10% of east asians, but probably only just above average when you compare him to whites
have effectively been in bed for 26 hours now
Some things arent great. But i recommend anything i listed in the last thread whole heartedly - low GI seeded loaf and stone baked rolls for bread
Any of the sugary shit for a snack
Anyone who can't swim should be taught to swim
Corbyn finna dab so hard on you
Never too late for church lad
why was he such a fag
Kim il sung is probably the most handsome east asian fella
he's an Ethiopioid
might crack one out to dua lips
i have a severe phobia of deep water
Semenal retention = power
i usually eat it after tho
na just makes you act stupid
Fuck off infidel
gonna whip up some egg sangers, then it's deadlift time for me de lad
'Ello mate how do you do
I'm unironically more high energy if I don't whack off for a couple of days just because I'm so damned horny
have comprised an extensive list of things I don't have any hope for:
1. the future
not your mate
fuck off and go away
fair desu, that bint should be in jail or sued into oblivion
muh sky daddy
oh my god, you're British? I love the British accent!
Her non-apology was fucked, pure evil.
what does a fanny feel like around the willy?
back from the gym
I'm thinking about making a trip to Bradford. Hard to explain exactly why but the place just fascinates me, I want to see what happens to a town when it's completely overrun by pakis.
In addition to examining the commercial district, I want to observe the people there, see if they devolved in the absence of white people.
It's less than 40 minutes away by train,
peng as fuck
Islam is synonymous with intellect and refinement
Might wank off to St. Trinian's
mean girl TRANS.jpg
no, i'm just leaving for the gym actually
or the grym as i call it
come to the crushing realisation that i only attract mental women because you’d have to be mental to be attracted to me haha
For thou art great, and doest wondrous things: thou art God alone
you're just a paki bloke in a dress
what people call god is actually part of the human unconscious
cause I have no legs. or arms for that matter. shit sucks 2bh
or as i've take to calling it, gyaesh
Depends on how long it has been.
If it's been a while it feels like validation and acceptance
Isn't it just completely segregated into a white half and a brown half?
What is "on main"?
For me? it's Manichæism
This. Is. Everything.
*knocks at your door*
Wtf is that?
Are your demons irritated by my spirit?
No dress, all jeans
There are still whites in Bradford but the pakis are the majority and they control all the meaningful territory, for example, they run the town centre area, it's full of paki clothes shops
went to watch the footy in bradford and didn’t see a single paki all day what are the odds of that haha
The Woman Who Used The Same Toothbrush For 30 Years
stunning and brave
*struts my stuff*
Some monks here worship in holes in carved out rocks.
You have to rope climb to access them
Did you go anywhere near the town centre?
IM 5’8 I FUCKING HATE IT GET ME OFF THIS RIDE
The Church of Saint George, in Ethiopia.
I was stuck in a rut for a bit but then I moved on
don't want to imagine this reality, please refrain from posting such unsettling things
thank u, next
Ethiopia is what christianity is supposed to look like
Brown people speaking in semitic tongues wearing turbans and smelling of incense.
went in on a coach went to a couple pubs in the centre and then the stadium no one either in the pubs or stadium was brown and the streets were practically empty
someone posted a pic about being happy on a subreddit dedicated to being happy
In that weird paradox height where im considered normal sized but feel mogged constantly
depression, isolation, self-hatred
I'm surprised there are still pubs there, especially in the city centre
Guess it's not that bad
please do not say this on Sunday of all days
There was that channel 4 news piece a while back about all those Bradford browns complaining about all the gypsies moving in and being dirty and obnoxious and not assimilating
The irony was of course lost on them
Fuck off paki nigger paedo
A bag of coins.
How can you be attractive and have depression
Simply cannae fathom it
Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt.
damn dis bitch must have spilled a ton of skittles
Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt
epic gamer moment
Why is this Irish poster so cynical about everything?
I saw something similar on channel 4
The paki businesses were hiring Eastern Europeans telling them that whites wouldn't hire them
Then they'd work the Eastern Euros like dogs and not pay them when they quit
Pakis would speed by in cars shouting "fuck off back to Poland"
A white woman then chased the car and shouted "fuck off back to Pakistan"
will it be kino?
Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt
No, The Room was unintentionally funny, this will be try-hard and just bad.
You lads played Alex Legends?
life as a 3/10 male is simply torture
why was i born just to suffer in endless misery?
No because we're not pakis
want to suck big english cock right now
Oh fuck up, you drip.
we're not pakis
guarantee no aussies will reply to this post
Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt
counting my infinities
Check out how white the list of games I've played is
Kill me now please.
Simple pleasures m8
A good song.
A friend's joke.
yeah this one too
all video games are for pakis
you are a vile disgusting paki
Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt
I identify as Aussie.
if you have a big cock this aussie will reply to you
ah yes socialism
shag the redhead pull
she's fully shaven
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINT
someone post that nonce hunter video where the paki pisses his jeans when confronted
did she stick a finger up your arse at any point?
don't care, you're not one
controlling my anxiety with breathwork
moving to venuzuela cos i wanna live life on the edge
Remember sgagging a bird I worked with and she was fucking obsessive about the lights being off and keeping covered up, turned out she was ginge and really fucking paranoid about it.
Like the gingers meself.
got a small cock
don't believe you
phimo, turt or lachlan?
We’re putting together a team. You in?
doing my degree in interpretative dabbing
doing an eat
reading some karl young
is that like adultwork
got a 6.9 inch willy
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA WHEN DI GENERAL AH PASS
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA M-BEAT RUN DI DANCE
I would assume bottom left is using braille and voice assistance, or am I naive?
paddys got a STIFFY UH
Love redheads me.
Why are there so many fat fuckers in the West?
Eat less and move more.
need a qt paraplegic gf
had the sex with a pretty girl last night
Wrong. They call him the trickster. Top left is the mad dog, top right is the muscle, bottom right is the mastermind.
Jocks are irrelevant.
has brothers in carrickfergus or east belfast
ughh... planters out
love big jeff, only good /brit/ personality, simple as
*patronises you on Twitter*
Why would you get rid of a signed jersey?
dad drinks these
Cider is pretty gay
For me, it's Djenné
In Barcelona it's pronounced thider
didn't ask about Barcelona
*runs over and kicks your sandcastle*
looks llike a fucking sandcastle
i wonder if he reads that back and cringes at what a creepy brown-noser he comes across as.
caught my flatmate watching poldark the virgin cretin
It's mud you cunts
It would be seedèr not thider but ok
this is only funny because some arseravaged tim made this knowing full well that there are probably more of the same stereotype across glesga, except they're plastic paddies and support septic
Robert Webb was the best quote they could get for the front cover?
spent the last week pretty much nocturnal but its alri cos have gone out at night quite a few times
have I TRIGGERED the special snowflake?