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I was going to make the new
Yes I do.
Says it all doesn't it. The book is nothing but transcripts of his radio show anyway. And they're all set up too.
sucking a golf ball
Just did a little fart and my cat jumped up in shock
really hope labour and the conservatives split
*throat noises* STIJNWIJNLEEUWWDONDERDAGENMAAL
I want to tongue Emma Watson’s anus.
hi sueposter :3
Started taking multivitamins and Omega 3,6,9
Can feel my IQ increasing by the day
They're literally applauding a man on the BBC because he came out as gay and was described as 'brave',
spotted outside the window lads
How do you dry bedding in the winter within the day
I don't have a dryer
I've been putting clothes to dry in my bedroom with the heater on overnight and that works okayish (jumpers sometimes need a bit longer) but obviously can't do that with bedding
I thought we stopped doing that in the early 00s?
Watching Big Questions. It's full of oddballs lmao.
do you mean duvets or sheets
for duvets you'd need a washing line and some good wind, for sheets use a minky
Imagine the fucking smell
Trump / Farage reset the tolerometer
slags are one step above prostitutes
Both, I don't have anywhere to hang them outside (nevermind it's raining)
I do have a heated clothes rack but doesn't work all that well with thicker items
i'm part of the magic circle ask me anything
(except how to do magic, I shan't be divulging the secrets of the arcane here)
woman on the bus today with huge wobbly chebs wearing a sundress
top notch stuff
2019 is the year of hench qts
lit some incense last night for a few mins now my room smells peng
What is your favourite breed of dog?
last chance to get your entries in for the turtlemong fuck a fan contest
I want to have sex with Emma Watson.
Collie or greyhound.
washing duvets without having a tumble dryer
shall book a very expensive hotel room in which to top myself
I be flossin
[Anything Could Happen by Ellie Goulding starts playing]
why top yourself
Does it have Down syndrome?
You lads think God is a woman?
lol you'll bottle out
M8 did this last November
Didn't realise you guys had it so bad. Arrested, had all her electronics stolen by police and never returned, and is not allowed to refer to her victim as a man by court order.
Any hip new urban lingo, words, or phrases?
currently doing a poo
I’ve done it a time or two.
how does this work
they should stop using 9/10 models on online stores so we know what the clothes look like on normal people
How are you still alive? He's ded tbf
you get them back eventually
jumping the gun there you dumb aussie
anyway, it's her own fault for being mean to someone online in a traceable way and somehow not expecting consequences of that
Hate this country. Pathetic the obsession we have with trying to criminalise people for fucking words on the web.
Dire post, transphobes like you are on the wrong side of history.
all clothes only look as good as the wearer
stop saying mean things to people then?
Rightists are such snowflakes, can't take being locked up for a short while
would nob with the force of 10000 supernovas
you get them back eventually
Police are not under any obligation to return them at all.
Fuck off, woman.
mad how dogs sniff their arses
rorke is bleeding profusely from the brain
4K is not as high resolution as dvd
yeah but you generally do get them back
Who's your favorite pornstar lads?
For me, it's Nicolette Shea
How do you even know her political persuasion?
grr me need to say mean things to people on the internet to prove how manly I am GRRRRRR
That's different from what you first claimed. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
shut up dave
I was being flippant. Sorry it flew over your head.
Need a communist revolution in this country. Just look at what it did to China; literally third world to first world in two generations. Imagine what a maoist revolution in this country could do for us?
gained 5kg in a month
I would eat Emma Watson’s poop.
oh my days
turt, who takes your pics?
shut the fuck up dave
different people that one was my gf
kek she's a short one is she
Did you just assume my gender, shitlord?
fat pig commie rattled she's been exposed
I want Emma Watson to drop a steaming log of shit into my open mouth.
the injunction applies to anyone acting on the subject's behalf
The bloke obviously didn't even read the article lmao because the Mother who was arrested didn't even reply for comment.
about the same height
turtle has a gf
I don't believe it.webm
They allow porn in Ethiopia?
Not an argument.
what? she's barely up to your knees judging by the angle of the photo la wahey x
The injunction makes this especially egregious.
that's what looks like a wedding ring but on her middle finger
what does it mean? is she saying "marry me"
The leftypol pakis have been BTFO ITT yet again.
he has low standards
tactically placed her on some stairs to take the photo
What race is this?
boazian social constructionist dysgenicist lunatics need to be jailed
getting a bit drunk the night before work feeling a bit naughty hehe xX) wwish i was back in europe tho lol!!!!!
thoughts on going back to europe?? :)
Just watched the hairy bikers take DnA tests in Sweden
niggerjew looks like
how does she feel about your narcissism?
It's illegal to possess and make.
I just stream it
I want to penetrate Emma Watson vaginally with my penis.
Don't know how people can be so unironically hateful, I know this is Jow Forums but geez
Assuming there is one.
love stairs me, i take them two at a time, both going up and going down
I genuinelly reckon I could if you put me in a room with her
I am that good looking
*pulls down trousers and moons you*
wish i knew what chebs felt like
I believe it, i've heard many stories of UK courts allowing injunctions for retarded shit.
Hahah, your have such a peachy posterior. Mind if I caress the crevice with my throbbing cock?
I'm not a transphobe, have many trans friends, am gay myself. Can't speak for everyone but I don't hate that tranny for being a tranny, hate them for using the power of the state to demolish free speech and for bringing a distopian hellscape of thought crimes and authoritarian control.
this photo was taken by a different gf
she's ok with it
The Stephanie Hayden is an arseblasted troll, FFS. Look at everything else he has been involved in?
Can't wait to be the Cool Vodka Uncle.
Dion Dublin is based
nobody likes you when you're 23
Picturing turt ordering his gf around to take a very specific pic of him
puttering at the thought
Yes, but Mail lawyers would simply not have allowed the story to have been published if there was as its contempt of court.
forgot you're not meant to shout 'Based And Redpilled' at people irl
Can't wait to be the dead uncle that people remember when they're drunk
what did they get?
I made her take 72 she got mad at me
The injuction is against the arrested mother and nobody else. Not only did the Mail say this but the 'victim' on twitter stated the exact same thing. Absolutely no reason not to believe it (unless you didn't even read the article or the screenshot from twitter).
Why does Channel 4 cut so much stuff out the Simpsons and Frasier
don't remember typing this
tolerant liberal sensibilities mate
advert time and watershed
Isn't it only a super-injunction that prevents third-parties from talking about it or am i misunderstanding how it works.
Islam is right wing. Why do leftists love it so much?
going to buy an easter egg and eat it
hmmm... never thought of it like that
The injunction relates to the woman arrested posting personal details about the transwoman on social media. Not an injunction against the press reporting on the story.
A super-injunction prevents anyone from even mentioning an injuction even exists.
going to buy an easter egg and eat it
ah yes very impr-
40 mins till the football starts boys
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FEBURARY
actually said based in response to a mate and got weird looks and a short silence
The primary tenet of nu-leftists is now hating on anglo and to a lesser extent western civilization and its history.
it's because you forgot to say and redpilled afterwards
can i get this with extra jpg
don't like the gradient colouring on the volume dial on VLC. feels like you're going to damage it in some way by having it at or near 100%
keep it at a comfortable 135% me
FOR ME IT'S 200% AT ALL TIMES
My mate fancies me and it's ruining the friendship
Is he a top or a bottom.
She tried to sue Linehan too
fucking love risotto
AH STREWTH SHEILA A DINGO'S GOT IN ME UTE
kek this is me
finally someone said it
why does it go to 200%? makes no sense
Don't know because I'm not a bender. Kept saying weird shit to me in front of people like complimenting me but randonly and other people picked up on it
ever tried arancini?
it's risotto inside a crunchy ball
The blond one got german, swiss and italian
The other one got celtic and norse
stop saying mean things to people then?
not giving your gay m8 a brojob
unironically all me
was going to do something today but didn't know what so I'm still in bed 4 hours later
well sometimes you might be listening/watching something that doesn't have the best audio in the world, so you might have to turn it up
Sister wants a 'helix' piercing
stupid sket, parents will be disowning her
weekend is fucking over already
to hell with this t*meline
love an arancini me can get some top notch ones in haberfield (god's country)
flog some sense into her
i bet i make you respect me when you see the mandem are selling out wembley
Jimmy Savile avoided the gavel
My brother got a hand tattoo the other month
think I have foot & mouth disease in my arse
lads i’ve gone from 17 stone to just under 14 stone in 14 months, dont expect any of you to care but you’re my only pals
but 100% isn't 100% then
Based but I know it's a rap lyric or something but don't like rap or anything just based because it's good revenge motivation because revenge is based and redpilled and is good energy despite what people say
Crush your enemies innit, simple as
sure it is
That's pretty impressive progress lad, keep it up.
well actually I've gained see
Get a life fat cunt
whats your goal weight
thanks lad i know the true test is avoiding the relapse but i genuinely prefer the healthier life style so think ill be able to manage it
nebulous, meandering, almost nonsensical at times
im 8.8 stone
What have you been doing?
good work, must feel great now
i've lost almost 2 stone in 2 months
are you even trying
just cut out carbs. it's that easy
skinny little gimp
no it's not
100% would be the maximum
im 6’2 so my plans to get down to 13 and hopefully maintain that
You're just low IQ bro but don't worry I wont hold it against you, I'm Stirnerian and went too far down the rabbit hole that I came back out at square one
the first sip of coffee
got called parsimonious in greggs
If Netflix was a restaurant, they’d tell all the waiters to highly recommend whatever meat is about to go rotten because they bought too much of it. And they’d only employ sociopaths who manipulate you and lie about what the other customers are eating
Just did shrooms in Greggs
I went from 85 to 70 in the three months between blood donations about a year ago but took up regular drinking and binge eating when i do and am now at 90.
bed time soon
toil on the morrow
it's my birthday
just did ket in pound bakery
not wrong though am I
any /untapped potential/ man in?
happy birthday fren
just sharted and it stinks
how in God's name do you even get to 803lbs?
the maximum specified in the file yes. vlc lets you go beyond the specified maximum.
mates mrs drunkenly said im the best looking lad in our group
ONE TWO THREE UH
MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO AND THIS I KNOW FO SHO
aj traceys album is a madness lads
Non dogshit peaking
That's like 380kg
That's more than 1/3 of a ton
no I'm pretty much tapped out
whatever potential I had ran out a decade ago
if it's possible to go beyond it then it's not the maximum
read a dictionary you fool
you are wrong
might start randomly announcing my name everywhere I go like those rappers
want to put my arm around the lad and sing happy birthday
how old are you user?
Vlc for some retarded reason has a volume scale of 0-200% instead of just having the same volume along a 0-100% scale.
want to suck on prim asmr's toes while she pisses on me
ITS GEAROID ON THE ESCELATOR COOOMIN TREW
baby goats look so innocent and cute love them
this lad gets it
we got padraigh on da track
went to shit after naila
It has a software amplifier, not that hard to understand is it?
best to get someone else to do it
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS user"
or pay people to act like fans
Its o'sullivan in da mix and you'd reckon i joost fell out tha tree der da way i'm holdin these sticks
grab his legs lads
google images has changed how you open an image and its fucking disorienting
w-where did you get that picture of me?
lads should i call the ex if she doesn't face charges? i still want to shag her
going to try this one when i get pulled over for speeding
got erasure stuck in my head
High as fuck listening to songs of praise god is good
Can tell you're not Gearoid cause Gearoid is an Englishman who changed his name and claims to be like 3rd generation Irish
Went on a date to a restaurant renowned for its steaks last night, ended up getting the entire meal for free after making numerous complaints regarding the quality of the dauphinoise gratin potato.
The manager tried to tell me i had to pay half the bill at which point i reminded him about my consumers right of only being expected to pay what i felt the meal was worth (in which case this time happened to be £0) he eventually respected my disappointment and revoked the bill.
The speed limit is not a percentage of your vehicles maximum speed.
yeah at least a year ago you twat cunt
you're a literal actual virgin freak who needs to get sentenced
she's not going to get charges, she's going to take out a restraining order on you
Prefer dark face light hands myself but otherwise it's nicely understated.
You lads ever watch Treasure Planet?
why you gotta be so rude
don't you know I'm human too?
what are you going to do with me?
say yes say yes cause I need to know
yeah it struck a chord with me not having a strong father figure in my life
you'd have to ask my lawyer
based vards, living as a northerner down south is painful
when i first came down here i went to a chippy and asked for steak pudding and chips with gravy, he didn't even know what a steak pudding was. fucking southerners
/brit/ lads are so uncultured and full on posers, I don't think it's the best place to find a bf
I was talking to this one lad recently, asked him about his hobbies and he came out with this
I’m writing a coming of age novel set in a provincial French town during the 30 year war
Really? What’s it about?
Uh…it’s about the pakis and the niggers and the chinks are having a war with the niggers while they are both trying to kill the pakis
Set in 17th century France?
nice. how much?
the bumps innit
grab his ankles
Imagine cumming in her hair
It would be like when you get cum in your pubes and it takes the pisssssss to wash
nobody here wants you freak
I'm writing a novel lads.
You're a man posing as a woman you silly cunt, get some perspective
Its called enabling
I'm writing a (gay) erotic novel lads.
does nothing for me
pretty women are ugly
Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt
really? whats it about
just groom your pubes lad
going to get this strap on it
Neck yourself sandnigger faggot.
The rabbles rambles
Need to do something about the rising levels of faggotry on this site
Went and cracked the screen on my new laptop already. Do those smartphone repair places do laptop screens as well?
Its lady pelvic
nose is jam packed full of bogeys this morning
is it because i fell asleep with the heating on full whack?
dunno but i'm having a good old excavation of the nostrils today
Can't wear a watch because my wrist is so thin
we should start linking /b/ to posts that are too gay
This is why we all need to be legally allowed to arm ourselves
Usually do yeah, might cost a fair amount though..
It's a coming of age story set in provincial France during the 30 year's war.
imagine so, but if its a mac you can forget about your warranty
These bitches are out of control
I am Finnish :)
imagine being that lawyer
don't think i've ever seen a white guy black guy fight video where the black guy isn't the aggressor and doesn't throw a sucker punch or do some shit like this out of nowhere and unprovoked, even when they have a size advantage
truly these lads are not of a civilised nature, as upstanding white lads we have a duty to love and protect black queens from these savages
On my way back from a funeral, lads
imagine the smell
I figured it probably would. Better than paying a grand for another laptop though.
Nah, been there done that with Apple and broken screens.
time team shouldn't have been allowed to use such a cool name for what was basically archaeology
what if a cool show about time travellers wanted it?
a show about time travellers could still use that name
Tyrone P. Jenkins, 24, unemployed, currently incarcerated at Missouri State Correctional Facility
It's not a good watch honestly.