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Luis Scott
Luis Scott

A woman’s knickers edition

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twitter.com/flyinglawyer73/status/1046792462067519489
youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc
youtube.com/watch?v=_QmrM3xnj4E
youtube.com/watch?v=9M79vDyKaG0
youtube.com/watch?v=0PE_9i-XNtc
instagram.com/p/BteqtH9lSyp/
youtube.com/watch?v=QDqgyxw0igs
youtube.com/watch?v=O2j8hmLTyYk
reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/aozucm/caught_gf_stealing_my_sperm_from_condom/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101343774/

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

BINGBONGBINGBONGAVEYEGOTALOISCENCEUWOTMATE

John Adams
John Adams

I was going to make the new

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

Yes I do.

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101338628/
Says it all doesn't it. The book is nothing but transcripts of his radio show anyway. And they're all set up too.

Eli James
Eli James

sucking a golf ball

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

Just did a little fart and my cat jumped up in shock

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

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Levi Torres
Levi Torres

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Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

really hope labour and the conservatives split

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

*throat noises* STIJNWIJNLEEUWWDONDERDAGENMAAL

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

I want to tongue Emma Watson’s anus.

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Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

grimgrimgrimgrimgrim

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

hi sueposter :3

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William Green
William Green

Started taking multivitamins and Omega 3,6,9

Can feel my IQ increasing by the day

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

They're literally applauding a man on the BBC because he came out as gay and was described as 'brave',

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

spotted outside the window lads

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Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

How do you dry bedding in the winter within the day

I don't have a dryer
I've been putting clothes to dry in my bedroom with the heater on overnight and that works okayish (jumpers sometimes need a bit longer) but obviously can't do that with bedding

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

lmao what
I thought we stopped doing that in the early 00s?

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101338628/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101338628/
connors gonna burst a 1/8th irish blood vessel

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

Watching Big Questions. It's full of oddballs lmao.

Justin Green
Justin Green

do you mean duvets or sheets

for duvets you'd need a washing line and some good wind, for sheets use a minky

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

Imagine the fucking smell

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Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

Trump / Farage reset the tolerometer

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

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Christian Wright
Christian Wright

slags are one step above prostitutes

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

Both, I don't have anywhere to hang them outside (nevermind it's raining)
I do have a heated clothes rack but doesn't work all that well with thicker items

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

i'm part of the magic circle ask me anything

(except how to do magic, I shan't be divulging the secrets of the arcane here)

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

woman on the bus today with huge wobbly chebs wearing a sundress
top notch stuff

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

2019 is the year of hench qts

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Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

lit some incense last night for a few mins now my room smells peng

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

Neat.

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

What is your favourite breed of dog?

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Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

last chance to get your entries in for the turtlemong fuck a fan contest

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Collie or greyhound.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

Scottish Deerhound

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

scott walker

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

washing duvets without having a tumble dryer
madman

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Asher Perez
Asher Perez

shall book a very expensive hotel room in which to top myself

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

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Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

I be flossin

David Clark
David Clark

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Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

[Anything Could Happen by Ellie Goulding starts playing]

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Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

why top yourself

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

Does it have Down syndrome?

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

You lads think God is a woman?

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

lol you'll bottle out

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

M8 did this last November

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html

Didn't realise you guys had it so bad. Arrested, had all her electronics stolen by police and never returned, and is not allowed to refer to her victim as a man by court order.

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Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

Any hip new urban lingo, words, or phrases?

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

currently doing a poo

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

I’ve done it a time or two.

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

how does this work

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Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

they should stop using 9/10 models on online stores so we know what the clothes look like on normal people

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

How are you still alive? He's ded tbf

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

ligma

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

2 months
lmao
you get them back eventually
"stolen"
jumping the gun there you dumb aussie

anyway, it's her own fault for being mean to someone online in a traceable way and somehow not expecting consequences of that

James Adams
James Adams

Hate this country. Pathetic the obsession we have with trying to criminalise people for fucking words on the web.

Lucas King
Lucas King

Dire post, transphobes like you are on the wrong side of history.

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

woah deep

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

all clothes only look as good as the wearer

Ian White
Ian White

stop saying mean things to people then?

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

Rightists are such snowflakes, can't take being locked up for a short while

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

would nob with the force of 10000 supernovas

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

you get them back eventually
Police are not under any obligation to return them at all.

Brody James
Brody James

Ligma nigger

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

Fuck off, woman.

John Watson
John Watson

mad how dogs sniff their arses

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

rorke is bleeding profusely from the brain

Daniel King
Daniel King

4K is not as high resolution as dvd

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

yeah but you generally do get them back

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

Who's your favorite pornstar lads?

For me, it's Nicolette Shea

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Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

Rightists
How do you even know her political persuasion?

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

grr me need to say mean things to people on the internet to prove how manly I am GRRRRRR

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

That's different from what you first claimed. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

shut up dave

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

I was being flippant. Sorry it flew over your head.

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

Need a communist revolution in this country. Just look at what it did to China; literally third world to first world in two generations. Imagine what a maoist revolution in this country could do for us?

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

gained 5kg in a month

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Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

I would eat Emma Watson’s poop.

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James Evans
James Evans

hate peddler

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Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

oh my days

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

turt, who takes your pics?

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

shut the fuck up dave

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

different people that one was my gf

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

his boyfriend

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

FONT

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

any pengdonians

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Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

kek she's a short one is she

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

Did you just assume my gender, shitlord?
*dials 999*

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

fat pig commie rattled she's been exposed

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

I want Emma Watson to drop a steaming log of shit into my open mouth.

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Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

the injunction applies to anyone acting on the subject's behalf
The bloke obviously didn't even read the article lmao because the Mother who was arrested didn't even reply for comment.

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

about the same height

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

turtle has a gf
I don't believe it.webm

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

*T-poses*

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

They allow porn in Ethiopia?

John Myers
John Myers

Not an argument.

Noah King
Noah King

what? she's barely up to your knees judging by the angle of the photo la wahey x

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

The injunction makes this especially egregious.

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

that's what looks like a wedding ring but on her middle finger
what does it mean? is she saying "marry me"

Landon Price
Landon Price

The leftypol pakis have been BTFO ITT yet again.

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

he has low standards

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

tactically placed her on some stairs to take the photo

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

What race is this?

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Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

boazian social constructionist dysgenicist lunatics need to be jailed

Grayson King
Grayson King

getting a bit drunk the night before work feeling a bit naughty hehe xX) wwish i was back in europe tho lol!!!!!

thoughts on going back to europe?? :)

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

Just watched the hairy bikers take DnA tests in Sweden

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Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

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Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

niggerjew looks like

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

how does she feel about your narcissism?

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

It's illegal to possess and make.

I just stream it

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

I want to penetrate Emma Watson vaginally with my penis.

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Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

Don't know how people can be so unironically hateful, I know this is Jow Forums but geez

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

Assuming there is one.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

love stairs me, i take them two at a time, both going up and going down

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

I genuinelly reckon I could if you put me in a room with her

I am that good looking

Nathaniel Butler
Nathaniel Butler

Assume this!
*pulls down trousers and moons you*

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

wish i knew what chebs felt like

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

love turtle
love ed

simple as

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

I believe it, i've heard many stories of UK courts allowing injunctions for retarded shit.

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

Hahah, your have such a peachy posterior. Mind if I caress the crevice with my throbbing cock?
*unzips dick*

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

I'm not a transphobe, have many trans friends, am gay myself. Can't speak for everyone but I don't hate that tranny for being a tranny, hate them for using the power of the state to demolish free speech and for bringing a distopian hellscape of thought crimes and authoritarian control.

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

this photo was taken by a different gf
she's ok with it

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Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

The Stephanie Hayden is an arseblasted troll, FFS. Look at everything else he has been involved in?

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Can't wait to be the Cool Vodka Uncle.

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Dion Dublin is based

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

nobody likes you when you're 23

David Anderson
David Anderson

Picturing turt ordering his gf around to take a very specific pic of him
puttering at the thought

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

Yes, but Mail lawyers would simply not have allowed the story to have been published if there was as its contempt of court.

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

forgot you're not meant to shout 'Based And Redpilled' at people irl

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Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Can't wait to be the dead uncle that people remember when they're drunk

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

what did they get?

David Brooks
David Brooks

I made her take 72 she got mad at me

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

The injuction is against the arrested mother and nobody else. Not only did the Mail say this but the 'victim' on twitter stated the exact same thing. Absolutely no reason not to believe it (unless you didn't even read the article or the screenshot from twitter).

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

Why does Channel 4 cut so much stuff out the Simpsons and Frasier

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

don't remember typing this

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

tolerant liberal sensibilities mate

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

advert time and watershed

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

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Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

Isn't it only a super-injunction that prevents third-parties from talking about it or am i misunderstanding how it works.

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

Islam is right wing. Why do leftists love it so much?

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

going to buy an easter egg and eat it

TODAY!

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Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

they don't?

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

hmmm... never thought of it like that

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

The injunction relates to the woman arrested posting personal details about the transwoman on social media. Not an injunction against the press reporting on the story.

A super-injunction prevents anyone from even mentioning an injuction even exists.

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

going to buy an easter egg and eat it
ah yes very impr-
TODAY!
whaaaaaaa????

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

40 mins till the football starts boys

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Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FEBURARY

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

actually said based in response to a mate and got weird looks and a short silence

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

The primary tenet of nu-leftists is now hating on anglo and to a lesser extent western civilization and its history.

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

it's because you forgot to say and redpilled afterwards

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

can i get this with extra jpg

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

don't like the gradient colouring on the volume dial on VLC. feels like you're going to damage it in some way by having it at or near 100%

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William Wood
William Wood

keep it at a comfortable 135% me

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

FOR ME IT'S 200% AT ALL TIMES

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

My mate fancies me and it's ruining the friendship

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Is he a top or a bottom.

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

She tried to sue Linehan too
twitter.com/flyinglawyer73/status/1046792462067519489

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc

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Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

1pm already

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Austin Bell
Austin Bell

fucking love risotto

Joseph King
Joseph King

AH STREWTH SHEILA A DINGO'S GOT IN ME UTE

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

kek this is me

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

finally someone said it
youtube.com/watch?v=_QmrM3xnj4E

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

why does it go to 200%? makes no sense

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Don't know because I'm not a bender. Kept saying weird shit to me in front of people like complimenting me but randonly and other people picked up on it

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

ever tried arancini?
it's risotto inside a crunchy ball

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

The blond one got german, swiss and italian
The other one got celtic and norse

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

stop saying mean things to people then?

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Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

will investigate

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

not giving your gay m8 a brojob
State.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

unironically all me

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

was going to do something today but didn't know what so I'm still in bed 4 hours later

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

well sometimes you might be listening/watching something that doesn't have the best audio in the world, so you might have to turn it up

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

Sister wants a 'helix' piercing
stupid sket, parents will be disowning her

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

weekend is fucking over already

to hell with this t*meline

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Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

love an arancini me can get some top notch ones in haberfield (god's country)

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

flog some sense into her

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

i bet i make you respect me when you see the mandem are selling out wembley

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Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

Jimmy Savile avoided the gavel

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

My brother got a hand tattoo the other month

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

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Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

think I have foot & mouth disease in my arse

Leo Green
Leo Green

lads i’ve gone from 17 stone to just under 14 stone in 14 months, dont expect any of you to care but you’re my only pals

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

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Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

but 100% isn't 100% then

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Based but I know it's a rap lyric or something but don't like rap or anything just based because it's good revenge motivation because revenge is based and redpilled and is good energy despite what people say

Crush your enemies innit, simple as

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

sure it is

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

That's pretty impressive progress lad, keep it up.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

well actually I've gained see

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

Get a life fat cunt

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

whats your goal weight

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

thanks lad i know the true test is avoiding the relapse but i genuinely prefer the healthier life style so think ill be able to manage it

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

baffling post

nebulous, meandering, almost nonsensical at times

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

im 8.8 stone

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

nonce

Parker Long
Parker Long

What have you been doing?

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

good work, must feel great now

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

i've lost almost 2 stone in 2 months
are you even trying
just cut out carbs. it's that easy

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

skinny little gimp

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

New kiwami
youtube.com/watch?v=9M79vDyKaG0

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

i know

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

no it's not
100% would be the maximum

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

im 6’2 so my plans to get down to 13 and hopefully maintain that

Camden King
Camden King

You're just low IQ bro but don't worry I wont hold it against you, I'm Stirnerian and went too far down the rabbit hole that I came back out at square one

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

the first sip of coffee

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Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

got called parsimonious in greggs

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

dave

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

If Netflix was a restaurant, they’d tell all the waiters to highly recommend whatever meat is about to go rotten because they bought too much of it. And they’d only employ sociopaths who manipulate you and lie about what the other customers are eating

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

Just did shrooms in Greggs

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

I went from 85 to 70 in the three months between blood donations about a year ago but took up regular drinking and binge eating when i do and am now at 90.

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

bed time soon
toil on the morrow

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

it's my birthday

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Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

Soft preamp.

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

just did ket in pound bakery

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

not wrong though am I

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

any /untapped potential/ man in?

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

happy birthday fren

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Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

just sharted and it stinks

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

how in God's name do you even get to 803lbs?
youtube.com/watch?v=0PE_9i-XNtc

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Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

instagram.com/p/BteqtH9lSyp/

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Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

the maximum specified in the file yes. vlc lets you go beyond the specified maximum.

Joshua James
Joshua James

mates mrs drunkenly said im the best looking lad in our group

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Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

ONE TWO THREE UH
MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO AND THIS I KNOW FO SHO

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Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

aj traceys album is a madness lads

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Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

youtube.com/watch?v=QDqgyxw0igs
Non dogshit peaking

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

That's like 380kg
That's more than 1/3 of a ton

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

no I'm pretty much tapped out
whatever potential I had ran out a decade ago

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

if it's possible to go beyond it then it's not the maximum
read a dictionary you fool

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

you are wrong

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

might start randomly announcing my name everywhere I go like those rappers

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

poor julius
want to put my arm around the lad and sing happy birthday
how old are you user?

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Vlc for some retarded reason has a volume scale of 0-200% instead of just having the same volume along a 0-100% scale.

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

want to suck on prim asmr's toes while she pisses on me

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

ITS GEAROID ON THE ESCELATOR COOOMIN TREW

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

baby goats look so innocent and cute love them

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

wrong
this lad gets it

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

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Austin Clark
Austin Clark

we got padraigh on da track

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

GEAROIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

25

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

went to shit after naila

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

It has a software amplifier, not that hard to understand is it?

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

best to get someone else to do it
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS user"
or pay people to act like fans
youtube.com/watch?v=O2j8hmLTyYk

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

Its o'sullivan in da mix and you'd reckon i joost fell out tha tree der da way i'm holdin these sticks

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

right
grab his legs lads

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

google images has changed how you open an image and its fucking disorienting

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

dont care

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

w-where did you get that picture of me?

Anthony James
Anthony James

lads should i call the ex if she doesn't face charges? i still want to shag her

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Eli Brown
Eli Brown

thoughts ladsd

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Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

going to try this one when i get pulled over for speeding

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

got erasure stuck in my head

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

High as fuck listening to songs of praise god is good

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

Can tell you're not Gearoid cause Gearoid is an Englishman who changed his name and claims to be like 3rd generation Irish

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

Went on a date to a restaurant renowned for its steaks last night, ended up getting the entire meal for free after making numerous complaints regarding the quality of the dauphinoise gratin potato.

The manager tried to tell me i had to pay half the bill at which point i reminded him about my consumers right of only being expected to pay what i felt the meal was worth (in which case this time happened to be £0) he eventually respected my disappointment and revoked the bill.

James Rogers
James Rogers

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Austin Powell
Austin Powell

The speed limit is not a percentage of your vehicles maximum speed.

Camden Green
Camden Green

yeah at least a year ago you twat cunt

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

@101343291
you're a literal actual virgin freak who needs to get sentenced
she's not going to get charges, she's going to take out a restraining order on you

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

Prefer dark face light hands myself but otherwise it's nicely understated.

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

You lads ever watch Treasure Planet?

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Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

why you gotta be so rude

don't you know I'm human too?

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Asher Lee
Asher Lee

I'd smash

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

what are you going to do with me?

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

say yes say yes cause I need to know

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

like this?

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Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Yup.

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

yeah it struck a chord with me not having a strong father figure in my life

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

you'd have to ask my lawyer

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

American.

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

haha wtf

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

based vards, living as a northerner down south is painful

when i first came down here i went to a chippy and asked for steak pudding and chips with gravy, he didn't even know what a steak pudding was. fucking southerners

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Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

/brit/ lads are so uncultured and full on posers, I don't think it's the best place to find a bf

I was talking to this one lad recently, asked him about his hobbies and he came out with this

I’m writing a coming of age novel set in a provincial French town during the 30 year war
Really? What’s it about?
Uh…it’s about the pakis and the niggers and the chinks are having a war with the niggers while they are both trying to kill the pakis
Set in 17th century France?
Yes.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

nice. how much?

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

the bumps innit
you
grab his ankles

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Imagine cumming in her hair
It would be like when you get cum in your pubes and it takes the pisssssss to wash

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

nobody here wants you freak

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

I'm writing a novel lads.

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

You're a man posing as a woman you silly cunt, get some perspective

Blake Lee
Blake Lee

Its called enabling

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

I'm writing a (gay) erotic novel lads.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

does nothing for me
pretty women are ugly

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

really? whats it about

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

just groom your pubes lad

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

£168
going to get this strap on it

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Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

Neck yourself sandnigger faggot.

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

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Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

The rabbles rambles

Carter James
Carter James

Need to do something about the rising levels of faggotry on this site

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

Went and cracked the screen on my new laptop already. Do those smartphone repair places do laptop screens as well?

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

Its lady pelvic

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Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/aozucm/caught_gf_stealing_my_sperm_from_condom/

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Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

nose is jam packed full of bogeys this morning
is it because i fell asleep with the heating on full whack?
dunno but i'm having a good old excavation of the nostrils today

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

Can't wear a watch because my wrist is so thin

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

innit
we should start linking /b/ to posts that are too gay

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

This is why we all need to be legally allowed to arm ourselves

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Usually do yeah, might cost a fair amount though..

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

It's a coming of age story set in provincial France during the 30 year's war.

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

imagine so, but if its a mac you can forget about your warranty

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

These bitches are out of control

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

I am Finnish :)

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Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Shit gimmick.

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

r/legaladvice
caught_gf_stealing_my_sperm
lol
imagine being that lawyer

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

don't think i've ever seen a white guy black guy fight video where the black guy isn't the aggressor and doesn't throw a sucker punch or do some shit like this out of nowhere and unprovoked, even when they have a size advantage

truly these lads are not of a civilised nature, as upstanding white lads we have a duty to love and protect black queens from these savages

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Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

sounds boring

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

On my way back from a funeral, lads

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

imagine the smell

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

I figured it probably would. Better than paying a grand for another laptop though.

Nah, been there done that with Apple and broken screens.

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101343774/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101343774/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101343774/

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

time team shouldn't have been allowed to use such a cool name for what was basically archaeology
what if a cool show about time travellers wanted it?

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

a show about time travellers could still use that name

James Green
James Green

Tyrone P. Jenkins, 24, unemployed, currently incarcerated at Missouri State Correctional Facility

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

It's not a good watch honestly.

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