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A woman’s knickers edition

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I was going to make the new

Yes I do.

Says it all doesn't it. The book is nothing but transcripts of his radio show anyway. And they're all set up too.

sucking a golf ball

Just did a little fart and my cat jumped up in shock

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really hope labour and the conservatives split

*throat noises* STIJNWIJNLEEUWWDONDERDAGENMAAL

I want to tongue Emma Watson’s anus.

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hi sueposter :3

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Started taking multivitamins and Omega 3,6,9

Can feel my IQ increasing by the day

They're literally applauding a man on the BBC because he came out as gay and was described as 'brave',

spotted outside the window lads

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How do you dry bedding in the winter within the day

I don't have a dryer
I've been putting clothes to dry in my bedroom with the heater on overnight and that works okayish (jumpers sometimes need a bit longer) but obviously can't do that with bedding

lmao what
I thought we stopped doing that in the early 00s?

connors gonna burst a 1/8th irish blood vessel

Watching Big Questions. It's full of oddballs lmao.

do you mean duvets or sheets

for duvets you'd need a washing line and some good wind, for sheets use a minky

Imagine the fucking smell

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Trump / Farage reset the tolerometer

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slags are one step above prostitutes

Both, I don't have anywhere to hang them outside (nevermind it's raining)
I do have a heated clothes rack but doesn't work all that well with thicker items

i'm part of the magic circle ask me anything

(except how to do magic, I shan't be divulging the secrets of the arcane here)

woman on the bus today with huge wobbly chebs wearing a sundress
top notch stuff

2019 is the year of hench qts

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lit some incense last night for a few mins now my room smells peng

Neat.

What is your favourite breed of dog?

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last chance to get your entries in for the turtlemong fuck a fan contest

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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Collie or greyhound.

Scottish Deerhound

scott walker

>washing duvets without having a tumble dryer
madman

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shall book a very expensive hotel room in which to top myself

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I be flossin

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[Anything Could Happen by Ellie Goulding starts playing]

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why top yourself

Does it have Down syndrome?

You lads think God is a woman?

lol you'll bottle out

M8 did this last November

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html

Didn't realise you guys had it so bad. Arrested, had all her electronics stolen by police and never returned, and is not allowed to refer to her victim as a man by court order.

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Any hip new urban lingo, words, or phrases?

currently doing a poo

I’ve done it a time or two.

how does this work

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they should stop using 9/10 models on online stores so we know what the clothes look like on normal people

How are you still alive? He's ded tbf

ligma

>2 months
lmao
you get them back eventually
"stolen"
jumping the gun there you dumb aussie

anyway, it's her own fault for being mean to someone online in a traceable way and somehow not expecting consequences of that

Hate this country. Pathetic the obsession we have with trying to criminalise people for fucking words on the web.

Dire post, transphobes like you are on the wrong side of history.

woah deep

all clothes only look as good as the wearer

stop saying mean things to people then?

Rightists are such snowflakes, can't take being locked up for a short while

would nob with the force of 10000 supernovas

>you get them back eventually
Police are not under any obligation to return them at all.

Ligma nigger

Fuck off, woman.

mad how dogs sniff their arses

rorke is bleeding profusely from the brain

4K is not as high resolution as dvd

yeah but you generally do get them back

Who's your favorite pornstar lads?

For me, it's Nicolette Shea

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>Rightists
How do you even know her political persuasion?

>grr me need to say mean things to people on the internet to prove how manly I am GRRRRRR

That's different from what you first claimed. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

shut up dave

I was being flippant. Sorry it flew over your head.

Need a communist revolution in this country. Just look at what it did to China; literally third world to first world in two generations. Imagine what a maoist revolution in this country could do for us?

gained 5kg in a month

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I would eat Emma Watson’s poop.

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hate peddler

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oh my days

turt, who takes your pics?

shut the fuck up dave

different people that one was my gf

his boyfriend

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any pengdonians

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kek she's a short one is she

Did you just assume my gender, shitlord?
*dials 999*

fat pig commie rattled she's been exposed

I want Emma Watson to drop a steaming log of shit into my open mouth.

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>the injunction applies to anyone acting on the subject's behalf
The bloke obviously didn't even read the article lmao because the Mother who was arrested didn't even reply for comment.

about the same height

>turtle has a gf
I don't believe it.webm

*T-poses*

They allow porn in Ethiopia?

Not an argument.

what? she's barely up to your knees judging by the angle of the photo la wahey x