I'm an American gastroenterologist

I'm an American gastroenterologist.

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Yeah and I am the Führer

how many buttholes a day do you see ?

why does my stomach always hurt. how to I relieve stomach aches due to anxiety?

How many patients with crohns do u have?

most have IBD
stop
sometimes 0
reduce your anxiety lol you probably mean your large and small intestines, not your actual stomach

My mouth is burning and tastes like blood

whenever I'm anxious i feel like i HAVE TO SHIT AHHHHH.

hot macaco soup

what is your opinion of the kaiser wilhelm and his role in the first world war

also I want my hemorroides to disappear completely,what do?

Has there any significant research into a cure for Crohn's / UC recently?

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Parasite worms?

MAP vaccine, UC is effectively cured by removing the colon

what should i do if my self-inflicted gunshot wound starts bleeding

MAP vaccine? I only have Crohn's not UC

Doctor. Sometimes I take two shits a day. Sometimes even three. My shit will get lodged in my anus and I'll have to get up, walk the length of the bathroom, and then sit back down. This jingles my intestines and relieves the pressure on my anus so the shit will slither out nice and smooth. One time, after I wiped, I saw some blood. That night I slipped into bed with my Mommie because I kept shivering uncontrollably and I was so sick. The next morning I shat my breakfast almost immediately after I consumed it. The worst time was this year. I was so stressed out and scared I started shitting myself uncontrollably in the airport. Sunset found me squatting on the airport floor, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time my plane came up I was shitting brown water. The more I drank the more I shat but the more I shat, the thirstier I grew.
What do I do?

Kys

I WANT PIZZA BUT I HAVE PSORIASIS WHAT DO

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You have likely seen animosities that prove god doesnt exist

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having studies done with parasites is hard to do and the FDA have problems

I'd see a gastroenterologist as you may have inflammation that is causing your large intestinal walls to thicken or contract.

do hot girls generally have nice butt holes? When you do colonoscopy

Gastroenterologists are not inspects anyone's butts, you dumbfuck.

I had one put a camera in my butt

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>map vaccine
Have you tried that with any of your patients?

>"a camera"

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No, it hasn't even entered phase 2 trial yet

Y-yes

why do you think they be gastroenterologists? they have you under anesthesia with your anus presented at crotch height. I think you know it wasn't a camera.

what? But this is a camera

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Snibbety snab xD)))))

You were fucked in the ass.

why do I have diarrhea so often?

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Mämmi and sauna

How do I fart out trapped gas in my guts?

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