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pengingham edition

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vile city

feel like pure shit just want cadet back

I have a big willy.

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Wear pic related, never need to take it off.

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>Speculation has been sparked that Sir David Attenborough will be parting ways with the BBC, after both Planet Earth III and Frozen Planet II were announced without his involvement.
>Meanwhile, Attenborough has been announced as the new narrator of Netflix’s own nature documentary series, Our Planet, which will premiere 5 April. It is also produced by Alistair Fothergill, who produced the first installments of both Planet Earth and Frozen Planet.
>A BBC spokesperson said it was too early to sign up a presenter for the shows, but that, if the Attenborough wanted to take part, then they would “love to have him”.
hmm

Valentine's Day soon
Cannot wait for the Valentine's Day ASMR videos

great ASMR

I have a peeen
I have a beeeech
UHHH
BEEECH PENNN

never worn a watch in my life

I know I'm lazy but baby I will work this time

They're going to have a black or a woman in his place because he's an old white male millionaire who's time is up.

hows /gf2019/ going user?

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Personally wear an Apple Watch Series 4 and love it.

Wasn't he replaced by Oprah for the american market?

you should lad, take the leap

get compliments all the time on my shitty aliexpress watch that mocks £1000 bauhaus watches

For me it's the three Fs
Friends
Family
Fun

vile thot

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looks alright but its a glorified fitbit

Yanks wouldn't watch an educational programme anyway.

can I hug you user?

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Longines Heritage COSD. Only decent watch i've ever owned and I'm practically scared to wear it.

for me? its the f91w

sucking a golf ball

no fuck off you weirdo cretin

no i hate the feeling
think that was only the original Planet Earth and it was sigourney weaver

women were created when enslaved men were dragged into the dark pits of Utumno and twisted by the dark magics of the evil sorceror Melkor

Cheap Casio guy here, i think even disregarding any aesthetic value a cheap watch is nice to have.

It's comfy, tells the time, has all my music on it and I can get emergency messages/calls when I'm out and about while not allowing myself to be distracted by the want to reply like if I took my phone. Personally the perfect solution for me when I'm walking the dogs. Expensive though.

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/757805/libby-squire-missing-neighbour-scream-university-of-hull-beverley-road-welly-club
if this turns out to be muslims we'll be kicking off the race war in hull

how do you know she's a thot?

same except
Fanny
Fosters
Fentanyl

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no you won't

all women are thots by default
they stop being thots when they grow old and ugly

fucking
fighting
flying
lucid dreaming innit

S
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M
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Love a dash of fent up the old arm

Peng ting

was born there and moved to England aged 13 ama

you don't know hull fella
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i'm too big to fail

why

brainlet

Sounds great desu, what's it like?

cringe

Fat cunt

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nice

remember when you could go on a website without this fucking "accept my cookies" nonsense?
good times

what is the ideal penis size for bumming?

>cringe
Cringe

yes i will

the cut

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be grateful

ask your mum

me in the yellow

Ireland btfo

based Britain

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for what?
the internet's gone to shit
it used to be 5x better than this

strum strum

Just showed the bf:

Pulp Fiction - he hated it
Inglorious Basterds - he liked it
Django Unchained - he loved it

Now, without focusing too much on how the brainlet could hate Pulp Fiction, what Tarantino movie should I show him next. Was thinking Hateful or Reservoir.

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Are brits class obsessed? Will girls there care a lot about what you do, what your salary is, how much you own, and things like that?

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Uber Eats delivery almost here

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pulp fiction is dogshit

yes

is this reverse looksmaxing

no

Ah yes, foreigners mistaking class for income very good.

reservoir is his best movie
how could you even like django more than basterds when its basically just a worse version?

show him kidulthood

L O N D O N P A K I

Reservoir

The poorer I get the more cockney i sound

Have a naturally high alcohol tolerance so I HAVE to have benzos if I want to get drunk. Speeds things up

how has he not seen pulp fiction before?
or reservoir dogs?
reservoir dogs and jackie brown innit
wait he hated pulp fiction and loved django unchained?
wtf

>2pm
exceedingly grim

good post

why is london so ugly in comparison with for instance Paris

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pulp fiction is great
you're a complete idiot if you can't enjoy that one

the racist mum thinks idris elba's hot

jackie brown, the underrated tarantino

>yes
>no
Hmmm.

When the media try and tell you that the most dangerous man in Britain is a 69 year old pacifist with an allotment and an interest in manhole covers..
A man with all the menace of a retired vicar, it really is time to put the newspaper down, turn off the TV and engage your brain

He loved Waltz in both and he really really enjoyed Basterds but I think the humour and outright insanity of Gjango clicnhed it for him

He isn't a big movie guy. Still have to show him LoTR and Star Wars. He was raised very christian like and his mother didn't even let him watch Disney. Still didn't stop him turning into a faggot lmao.

Mazzy Star is alright

they're largely the same except paris is a bit more consistent

show him Blade Runner 2049

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fuck off to /fr/ then

Classes of society do go hand in hand with what you own.

Purposefully avoided that movie because of how much leftypol talk about it

what are you doing on leftypol?

There is often a correlation but it's not a deciding factor. There are working class plumbers who earn more than middle class desk jockeys but they'll never be anything but working class.

too many lineouts in association football

need that fixed pronto

London was flattened in WW2 and rebuilt by retarded boomers with no money

UK is extremely class divided. The other idiot is joking

class is decided by which school you went to, not what you own

No I'm simply asking with all due respect towards you sir

why does London have ugly glass dildos in the centre

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I mean how much they talk about it on /brit/. You can spot a leftypol post a million miles away even when they're talking about things other than politics.

oh right yeah

>fat unemployed housemate is always in the kitchen watching her abysmal Portuguese tv shows

get me out of this living hell of ''''pengdon'''' house-sharing