pengingham edition
/brit/
vile city
feel like pure shit just want cadet back
I have a big willy.
Wear pic related, never need to take it off.
>Speculation has been sparked that Sir David Attenborough will be parting ways with the BBC, after both Planet Earth III and Frozen Planet II were announced without his involvement.
>Meanwhile, Attenborough has been announced as the new narrator of Netflix’s own nature documentary series, Our Planet, which will premiere 5 April. It is also produced by Alistair Fothergill, who produced the first installments of both Planet Earth and Frozen Planet.
>A BBC spokesperson said it was too early to sign up a presenter for the shows, but that, if the Attenborough wanted to take part, then they would “love to have him”.
hmm
Valentine's Day soon
Cannot wait for the Valentine's Day ASMR videos
great ASMR
I have a peeen
I have a beeeech
UHHH
BEEECH PENNN
never worn a watch in my life
I know I'm lazy but baby I will work this time
They're going to have a black or a woman in his place because he's an old white male millionaire who's time is up.
hows /gf2019/ going user?
Personally wear an Apple Watch Series 4 and love it.
Wasn't he replaced by Oprah for the american market?
you should lad, take the leap
get compliments all the time on my shitty aliexpress watch that mocks £1000 bauhaus watches
For me it's the three Fs
Friends
Family
Fun
vile thot
looks alright but its a glorified fitbit
Yanks wouldn't watch an educational programme anyway.
can I hug you user?
Longines Heritage COSD. Only decent watch i've ever owned and I'm practically scared to wear it.
for me? its the f91w
sucking a golf ball
no fuck off you weirdo cretin
no i hate the feeling
think that was only the original Planet Earth and it was sigourney weaver
women were created when enslaved men were dragged into the dark pits of Utumno and twisted by the dark magics of the evil sorceror Melkor
Cheap Casio guy here, i think even disregarding any aesthetic value a cheap watch is nice to have.
It's comfy, tells the time, has all my music on it and I can get emergency messages/calls when I'm out and about while not allowing myself to be distracted by the want to reply like if I took my phone. Personally the perfect solution for me when I'm walking the dogs. Expensive though.
dailystar.co.uk
if this turns out to be muslims we'll be kicking off the race war in hull
how do you know she's a thot?
same except
Fanny
Fosters
Fentanyl
no you won't
all women are thots by default
they stop being thots when they grow old and ugly
fucking
fighting
flying
lucid dreaming innit
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Love a dash of fent up the old arm
Peng ting
was born there and moved to England aged 13 ama
you don't know hull fella
hulldailymail.co.uk
i'm too big to fail
why
brainlet
Sounds great desu, what's it like?
cringe
Fat cunt
nice
remember when you could go on a website without this fucking "accept my cookies" nonsense?
good times
what is the ideal penis size for bumming?
>cringe
Cringe
yes i will
the cut
be grateful
ask your mum
me in the yellow
Ireland btfo
based Britain
for what?
the internet's gone to shit
it used to be 5x better than this
strum strum
Just showed the bf:
Pulp Fiction - he hated it
Inglorious Basterds - he liked it
Django Unchained - he loved it
Now, without focusing too much on how the brainlet could hate Pulp Fiction, what Tarantino movie should I show him next. Was thinking Hateful or Reservoir.
Are brits class obsessed? Will girls there care a lot about what you do, what your salary is, how much you own, and things like that?
Uber Eats delivery almost here
pulp fiction is dogshit
yes
is this reverse looksmaxing
no
Ah yes, foreigners mistaking class for income very good.
reservoir is his best movie
how could you even like django more than basterds when its basically just a worse version?
show him kidulthood
L O N D O N P A K I
Reservoir
The poorer I get the more cockney i sound
Have a naturally high alcohol tolerance so I HAVE to have benzos if I want to get drunk. Speeds things up
how has he not seen pulp fiction before?
or reservoir dogs?
reservoir dogs and jackie brown innit
wait he hated pulp fiction and loved django unchained?
wtf
>2pm
exceedingly grim
good post
why is london so ugly in comparison with for instance Paris
pulp fiction is great
you're a complete idiot if you can't enjoy that one
the racist mum thinks idris elba's hot
jackie brown, the underrated tarantino
>yes
>no
Hmmm.
When the media try and tell you that the most dangerous man in Britain is a 69 year old pacifist with an allotment and an interest in manhole covers..
A man with all the menace of a retired vicar, it really is time to put the newspaper down, turn off the TV and engage your brain
He loved Waltz in both and he really really enjoyed Basterds but I think the humour and outright insanity of Gjango clicnhed it for him
He isn't a big movie guy. Still have to show him LoTR and Star Wars. He was raised very christian like and his mother didn't even let him watch Disney. Still didn't stop him turning into a faggot lmao.
Mazzy Star is alright
they're largely the same except paris is a bit more consistent
show him Blade Runner 2049
fuck off to /fr/ then
Classes of society do go hand in hand with what you own.
Purposefully avoided that movie because of how much leftypol talk about it
what are you doing on leftypol?
There is often a correlation but it's not a deciding factor. There are working class plumbers who earn more than middle class desk jockeys but they'll never be anything but working class.
too many lineouts in association football
need that fixed pronto
London was flattened in WW2 and rebuilt by retarded boomers with no money
UK is extremely class divided. The other idiot is joking
class is decided by which school you went to, not what you own
No I'm simply asking with all due respect towards you sir
why does London have ugly glass dildos in the centre
I mean how much they talk about it on /brit/. You can spot a leftypol post a million miles away even when they're talking about things other than politics.
oh right yeah
>fat unemployed housemate is always in the kitchen watching her abysmal Portuguese tv shows
get me out of this living hell of ''''pengdon'''' house-sharing