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chances of city not being a plastic arab joke club

crippling impostor syndrome lads.

was going to spend the weekend studying and applyng for jobs abroad but just distracting myself the entire time.

something is telling me i will fail if i try, despite having a good education and currently have had a string of good jobs here. i think its because ultimately i can't remember anything from my degree/masters and feel like one day i'm going to be found out.

that's also why i spend most weekends relearning shit from my degree - because i'm scared of being found out as the fraud that i am lol

rugby seems a bit random

our team hasn't been good for years now and the english are in top form for a while now

thoughts on men in skirts?

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5-0 to the ingerland

oi, she's a lass

Listening to every song in a copy of 1001 songs to listen to before you die
Currently on Duran Duran - Save a Prayer

90% of women can be wooed with a single compliment

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blog on

Why did Netflix cast someone with obvious anorexia in one of the lead roles of a popular telly show?

sets a bad example to impressionable teens and kid watching

(also after the 1st season she went off the deepend with her cokehead boyfriend but that's besides the point)

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lots of scientists agree with james watson, but won't say it until they're also old and retired with no career left to be destroyed by the leftist mob

>"hello beautiful!"
>*leaves*
>and you just repeat that
>t. boomer

She doesn’t have anorexia she’s just bony

People are too fucking fat nowadays
they need anorexic models to slim them down

the wife's son just told me that he is a feminist #soproud

impostor syndrome is british culture. being an upstart who gets his comeuppance is the most british life trajectory imaginable.

have to do better than that, obviously

>he doesn't know

don't go to london

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>tfw no missus.

In the so called "Pengdon", but where are all the Penglish?

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Hail stoning out of nowhere

not buying it

you're a paki man in a dress

struggling to write a story to be read aloud to my class lads
might just not do it but i don't want to disappoint my professor because she's my oneitis

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the white man's weather. too tough for you pooslaw? then gtfo ar country.

amer's dad's finally had enough

>providing women with equal rights to men
they have equal rights in law
feminism from here on is about "disempowering" men, straight men, straight white men, etc
>when they get attacked in the street
there are laws against that, and it happens less frequently than people being attacked for having the wrong beliefs
ideological attacks against "the fash" (ie people who don't toe the line) take multiple forms but even if we take physical attacks alone, one only has to look at islam, or antifa, or the "liberal" government (see ) for the greatest sources of prejudicial violence
>for literally having no problems to overcome.
actual unironic insanity
every single person has problems
the difference is whether you overcome them or celebrate them
whether you deal with them or demand everyone else deal with them

>be straight white male
>EVIL EVIL EVIL
>have schizophrenia
>ONE OF US ONE OF US
fuck off
you lot literally compare being black, being gay, being a woman, to having an illness

How did the coleslaw get into your mouth if you didn’t have any cutlery

genuinely not racist.
will shag girls of any race.

Well you have a few groups

1. cockneys
2. established old money types
3. established upper-middle class guardian types
4. new soy office workers from the wealthy suburbs of whatevershire
5. jews

LOVE Harry Potter LOVE netflix LOVE the office (us) LOVE dogs LOVE chipotle LOVE traveling
HATE Donald trump HATE country music HATE conservatives HATE white men HATE banter
simple as

How is is 3pm already? Toilberg has more power than he's letting on.

No dress, all jeans

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England 8-0 France

Based rational poster

jews aren't white

why is The Office UK so bad?

>cockneys
only in bermondsey and even there is gentrifying
>old money
yes
>upper-middle class guardians
yes
>office workers
yes
>jews
>english

am I ugly?

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you have to ask yourself why this is so important to people who don't consider it a problem for those becoming a minority in their traditional homeland

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Thank fuck for that

it's overrated but it's not bad
compared to the painfully unfunny american version it's a masterpiece

weak chin does you no favours

I do not watch the "footy" in fact I don't watch sports at all
I did play baseball when I was younger

rorke on the ropes

>cockneys
>only in bermondsey
haha

don't be silly mark

Bit on the nose mate, try a little harder

ah yes the United States the traditional homelands of the non-hispanic white people.

>Welsh
based
>Scottish Gaelic
>Irish
cringe
>Breton
based
>cornish
cringe
>manx
based

better than me

sort yourself out mate

Do we not deserve to live on this continent?
We've been here for generations

thoughts on the detectorists

Not enough rugger posting tbqhwy bellends

>painfully unfunny american version
whatever lad. focus on getting a gf yeah?

*goes to east london (bow, mile end, whitechapel)*
hmm all these bangladeshis are cockney?

could easily get a plain jane gf

Been promoted with no immediate raise again. Bit frustrating but they like to test you in your new role before they bump your pay up. So in the past year its been:
1 bonus
2 promotions
2 raises (1 regular yearly, 1 ~4 months after my last promotion)
1 completed epa licensing
1 final tradeschool completion
3 work vehicles (blew up 2 of those ford compact vans, got an e250)
+ preferred access to the new 2019 2500HD 4x4, I just take that now when I need a pickup

and I'm running crews now. A lot more responsibility, should be a lot more money when raise time comes around.

urmm i literally have an arse for a chin don’t think it’s weak

if you find american humour funny then I'm afraid that you have a painfully low IQ

my old man is mad at me lads
he lazily cooked some inedible chicken yesterday and i chewed him out over it
called it horrible and told him to look up a fucking recipe
he won't talk to me today

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Can you get me a job, please?

just finished divinity: original sin
yes i'm a blogger but i'm proud of my achievement

France aren't exactly making it interesting

They look out of shape too

so you don't like seinfeld, frasier or curb?

no
now git wh*teboi

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humanity was a mistake

yes
for hundreds of years the united states (created from scratch by non-hispanic white people) has been the home of non-hispanic white people
you don't think a fully functional societal infrastructure developed over generations constitutes a viable home for the descendants of those who built it?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1549658346186.webm

play 2

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how do i obtain a british valentine

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I won't

how old are you?

That'd be one hell of a commute

?

no

think it's your turn to cook, and it better be good

BASED
thanks

jaw says otherwise

the fully functional societal infrastructure of the iroquois leagues nor the apaches nor th algonkians or whatever wasn't deemed to be a viable home for those who lived in it?

such is the way of the world.

>valentine's fast approaching
>Nothing planned for the gf

Think I'm going off her desu, why is the onus on the man anyway?

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how are we nearly halfway through february?
feels like christmas was yesterday

>Jews
>English

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