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there's no way 5.5" is the global average

it's just taken a massive potential knock

op i'm not finished with the last thread so please delete this cheers

hate that i love women

Emma Watson is perfect. Why is she so beautiful lads?

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this is literally me

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If I was gay i wouldn't be a virgin

therefore my virginity is womens fault

i really really really like women

I’m a virgin though so it’s not so bad because no one else will ever have to be subjected to it

On the verge of a severe benzo and opiate relapse

i.4cdn.org/sp/1549817275596.webm

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extracting white stuff from the willer

How the fuck is she 18

Jesus Christ

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dave thinks he's an expert on sythetic heroin now too. give it a rest, my man

be strong
i believe in you

why not just enjoy them in moderation rather than taking them every day like some kind of mindless beast?

What sport is this?

does she poo?

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dead in the water
(was never alive to begin with)

everyone poos

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getting smashed > staying sober > just having enough to make me want to get smashed but then not having any more booze or money to buy booze

haven't had a friend in 6 years

how come people ages ago believed in elves and giants and that?

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2/10 lady at toil is being really nice to me
think she wants to do the sextoil with me

if you could get anything off amazon what would it be

well you're not gonna make friends by sitting in an empty stadium with your face in your hands

i have a bf but literally 0 friends i have been in australia with my bf for 6 months and i haven't spoken to even one(singular) human being other than my bf for more than just accepting a delivery or check out at the super market.

Being single and having high testosterone is a curse

>born 2000

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your mum

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>italy during WWII

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cheers on gf2019 lad

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girls born in 2003 can legally shag this year

they were just as smart and artistic as us but had far less knowledge and fuck all to do so they made shit up and it stuck

The year is still young lads.

>why not use these highly addictive substances in moderation

This but with Emma Watson: i.4cdn.org/gif/1549664074136.webm

taking natural heroin

for me, its
XS, S, W30, L30

what about them?

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sitting around wearing a suit
been bulking just checking that it still fits and all

how is this related to british culture

i am a christian anarchist

the EU is the continuation of the Nazi "New Order" project

A girl I've gone on two dates with (we've only made out) texted "I miss you" last night

How do I even respond to this? Might just tell her that she's too needy and ghost her.

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>fucked a nigger right away

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how is this related to british culture

jesus was a literal communist

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For me it's 16" collar slim fit shirts, 34R

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the mythology is really interesting. just strange to imagine people sincerely believing in it.

grim legs/knees obviously worn down over time

Nice guys can't fuck

i am a marxist leninist atheist

I want to play bed hockey with Emma Watson.

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Christianity is for cucks

cringe
marx was a mega gimp

regular heroin isn't ""synthetic"" when you compare it to actual synthetic heroin

cute

haven't spoken to anyone who isn't immediate family (mum, dad, 2 brothers) or the uber eats delivery man for nearly 3 years now haha.

for me it's 32W and 27L, and medium tops

tell her to "come over tonight so she doesn't have to" you fool

:3

true because all sex is rape and nice guys dont rape volcel is the true feminism

manlet

w2c cute british bf

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for me its

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people still believe in utter shite to this day even lmao

4channel is 18+ me laddy

>27L,
wtf I'm 5'8 and i'm 29L

me bottom left

both substances create physical dependence only if used for a period of consecutive days/weeks

there are no physical withdrawal symptoms if you use benzos or opiates in moderation eg only st weekends

sure there will be a mental desire to use more often but that’s where not being a weak willpowerlet comes into it

my dad makes jokes about #metoo every time something vaguely sexual happens on tv
*sighs* ughh he is such an ignorant shitlord

why he kill himself

the duality of man

pretty much the same. do you cope well?

>suicide en route

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The duality of literally me

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my presence, one of a frenchmen, makes us related through 1066

>shop had no Dunhill, Pall Mall or Peter Stuyvesant
>only option was some brand called Ascot that costs literally 30p a pack
fucking foul, but the only way to get the ‘tine fix

For me it's xs 28x30

theweek.co.uk/99447/drunk-tory-mp-grabbed-mens-bottoms-to-avoid-falling

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the fact you're using them in the first place is weak

every addict starts out saying the same shit

>sure there will be a mental desire to use more often

Mfw it hasn't dawned on you yet that this is what budding addiction feels like.

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