American suburbs look like this???

American suburbs look like this???

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not enough crabgrass, random trash and used needles

>East LA suburb

The scariest part about that movie were the suburbs. It feels like you're trapped in this forever fake plastic world and it gave me nightmares.

>norwegian suburbs
>literal boxes

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What a shithole

Looks times better than american suburbs

Hehe, indeed. They look very odd in a scary way. But the movie is very good imo.

If someone farts in the house on the right you can say it's a greenhouse emission

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Looks a lot better tbqh

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Honestly looks pretty cool

what movie?

Whats the movie?

see:

what movie

Come now, I'm just posting from Edward Scissorhands becase I thought Tim Burton's interpretation of suburbs is amusing. I regard American suburbs quite comfy, and I post about them positively.

Edward Scissorhands

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This is what the average suburb looks like here

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No they don't. Stop lying.

That's nothing, this is how neets live here.

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Lol, here's my birth house

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Nice, almost same as my birth house.

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lol Britain. Shut the fuck up bro. pic related

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Average German-Brazilian middle class house.

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My summerhouse

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In Portugaç the houses have the garage under the soil, in america they have so much cheap land they an afford put the garage in the side of the house

average Polish lower middle class house

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Very nice. I have a secondary home in London, just because I go there sometimes, I didn't overspend tho, only £180m

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In the 70s maybe

Oh nice. Well I usually go to my private island in the Caribbean. I've got some guys building a ghost house there.
I got a good deal on the island. $900m. I used the difference ($150m) when I partied some my Saudi prince friends in the Emirates.

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this is what the average home looks like in miami. theyre mostly for lower class families.

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oh and i can't forget my skyfort on Venus.

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example of a social housing in Poland, mainly junkies and extremely poor people live in places like that

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Shitposting aside that's what the typical suburb from the 50s would look like, which Burton seems to have a fondness for

are you that same Norwegian who posted about American suburbs being comfy yesterday? if so, can you please stop

Criminally underrated post

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That's very cool. I have this one, it's pretty cool.

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Looks fucking worse and whoever says it does, is a lying nigger.

Yes, but why? They are comfy (mostly)

damn that's pretty sharp for an argie :DDDD

And I posted positively about them, remember. This thread is just an amusing joke because I watched scissorhands

Bump

Other Europeans dog pile on us and it gives me anxiety

Really? I thought they were just made as a joke on Burton's part.

I'm currently finishing up my Dyson sphere, what do you guys think about it?

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I visited Jacksonville in Florida and I found some really nice looking houses right next to the beach, it was extremely comfy too since it was during the sunset. Made me feel pretty jealous tbqh.

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That's sick dude. Norwegian life looks lit.

Lmao fair enough, but you shoudn't care what they think.

It's the oil shekels, but yeah most of us have those now. You can only but imagine what the richest norwegians got out there.

Fuck this country. We should have sold half of Volvo to you when we could.