/brit/

tortellini al forno

play it joe

cat threw up on the couch

hmm nah you're just upset because I'm ruining your stupid memes

>don't drink for 4 days
>tolerance goes to shit

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pardon me m8

>let me tell you about your country
he's right

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turns out... little chimp

fucking hate JF cunts

face is a 7 tho amirite?

why are you doing this you sad little man

rorke curled up in a ball rocking back and forth in the corner ranting about this 'johnny foreigner' character again

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any other lightweights here? i'm drunk after 2 bottles

very cool

>look at me look at what I'm doing and you say I'm not mentally ill???
>no I never said
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

4 imo

leftypol loves immigrants but hate JFs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yeah im ludicrously lightweight
dont really drink though

did louis get his big ferrari in the end

>18:28

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>that bellybutton

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2 bottles of spirits i presume?

the archer's paradox

Think I'm fucking losing it lads

I don't get how my "friends" can just ignore my messages. I'd understand if they were just "did a pop lol" but not when trying to arrange a meet-up.

Rate my blog *****

seething foreign cunt
if you're such a right wing nationalist then fuck off to your own thread

impending toil

>get a job
>or at least volunteer at a charity shop or something to pass the time
>you need to go outside
>you cannot be aggro moni
I thought I had a job
They told me I passed the interview and I should await further details, only now am I thinking that job has disappeared

I'll start applying again tomorrow

>volunteer
It's not easy to get a volunteer gig, lots of people are after them

no, beer

>good looking
>6 foot
>still a virgin

yet another day where all my favourite streamers are playing that boring new apex game

ffs weekend unironically ruined

>if you're such a right wing nationalist
hahah what? haven't said anything remotely nationalist or right wing you spastic

rorkes living in your head rent free

really not a fan of this mexican fella

youre a creep. youre a weirdo
what the hell are you doing here? you dont belong here

hello nigger

didn't know girls posted in /brit/

What percentage and I assume it's 330ml bottles.

we are rorke, fuck off paki

>take 6mg xanax
>drunk off one bottle

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It varies. Sometimes I can get tipsy from a couple ciders, other times I'll be drinking all night and nothing.

>It's not easy to get a volunteer gig
lmao fuck off poley you arrogant lazy twat
you walk into the charity shop and you speak to the manager about it
you fill out some paperwork and pick some hours, and you'll be as right as rain
piss easy

Fuck off you stinking shitskin Paki cunt.

rorke lashing out impotently

yes you have previously and you're sperging out about leftypol

it's beautiful imo, would splatter cum all over her belly

zoomer problems

anyone remember the niggio meme?

alri rasheed mboko

we need to protect children from LGBT indoctrination

which streamers?

Honestly, would anyone be willing to let me live with them for 2-3 days while I’m on vacation? We could see the town together or whatever

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working in customer service and speaking with yanks every day unironically made me realize they are the unevolved missing link scientists are still looking for to this day

take your meds

unironically wish you'd fall down a well

test

These days I just fall asleep before I even feel drunk

there's more than 1 swede in brit and not liking leftypol doesn't make you into a right wing poltard as much as you'd like to believe you bellend

this but unironically

When?

*calls you a neo-nazi*
*takes your kids into care*
*leaves them alone with a "grooming gang"*

Sure, come to Grantham.

>It's not easy to get a volunteer gig
why are pakis so lazy

2% bud light

leftypol raiding /brit/ again

leftypol you are not well
it's not ok to tell little kids to chop their dicks off
we'll help you through this leftypol

oh jeez he's about to have another fit....DOC......DOC....THORAZINE, STAT

Is this accurate?

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leftypol lives rent-free in rorke's thick little head

This is the post

4.5, 354.882ml

lad at toil told me he drinks about 10 cans of monster a day and I wasn't sure if I was being memed

>mfw 22 but look 16
Am I a zoomer?

Take the good things with the rat poison
I fake the whole thing to get in, I'm a trojan
I can't eat, I feel sick, I need soylent

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Well, in Rochdale, the only charity shops are the British Heart Foundation ones which I'm sure are fully staffed

dont understand why retards make statements like this here, it's utterly pointless.

scathing social critique

OMG LEFDEEBOL :DDD:DDDDD

Seeing more and more paki adults with young white kids these days

very cringe

I get drunk around 3 bottles of 5.9% 330ml.

ever sucked your own cock?

>bellend
oh wow you're like so totally british now dude!! xD

stop telling us your sexual fantasies we're not interested

you know I'm going to be VERY cross with you if I google "charity shop rochdale" and find out that that's not the case

Actually cracking up at that

Moni have you ever visited Pakistan?

in a sexual way?

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