/brit/

im 6ft2 and a brainlet, different user btw

Dancing to this lads

youtu.be/nKUwHVdt7oQ

blog on

I got dem diamons in mah mouf

wow one arbitrary example
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_and_intelligence

admit it, i btfo'd you

hate obnoxious uni clubbing culture

ahah rough one last night mate? ahahaha nice one jack mate!!! what a nutter !!!!!!!! too many drinks my lad !!!!! ahaha woah almost pulled that slag ahahaha !!! woahh got kicked out by the bouncer ahhaha !!!!! haha mate dont remember a fucking thing from last night mate !!!

Sorry, I meant we were on the side of real Europeans. Not Nazis who hated Europe

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>brains are high
>rsults in high intelligent
Wow so hard.

girls at work were asking me why i don't use tinder. i have a 3/10 face. i have used OKcupid for 3 years without managing one date. they were like "but [guy who is a solid 7.5/10] found a gf on it, so why don't you just try it?"

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now mum keeps on pestering me over the phone. multiple 5 minute calls. god damnit I don't have the headspace to deal with her shit right now. love her to death but now it's just irritating. might go over to her house later.

I’m 5’11 and probably the smartest person here

>we were on the side of real Europeans

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carry on with your damage control lad, ill be in your nightmares tonight and you know it

im taller than average and cant even point to timbuktu on a map

the nazis hated europe :P

>hate obnoxious uni clubbing culture

>ahah rough one last night mate? ahahaha nice one jack mate!!! what a nutter !!!!!!!! too many drinks my lad !!!!! ahaha woah almost pulled that slag ahahaha !!! woahh got kicked out by the bouncer ahhaha !!!!! haha mate dont remember a fucking thing from last night mate !!!

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love exceptions that prove the rule

this is you, crying in anger

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dont think you lads realise how important personality is in a relationship

its literally who you are. it determines how well you get along and how compatible you are
appearance is an added bonus

It's not my fault you spent your youth hypnotized by Japanese video games and not gaining any social skills

W-what do you think about Germans?

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They want to fuck you, ask them for a [however many of them there are plus one]some

I'm pretty handsome and have not got anywhere with tinder over like three separate attempts

My mate's been using tinder for 2 years and has never shagged from it once hahahahha

donnae cear

literally doesnt even look like me, hair is wrong for a start, maybe you also are a tall brainlet?

you're not "very handsome" then

clubbing is so early 2000s

yeah theyre fine

There will be posters ITT who genuinely believe wearing a copper bracelet cures all ailments.

this is me and your mum

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why did you quote a term I didn't say?

ask them for help making one
tell them you have low self-esteem
prey on their sympathy
they'll probably fuck you if you let them

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>It's not my fault

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>"HAHA I TAKE PLEASURE IN MY """"""""""M8'S""""""""" SUFFERING

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Don't be mean, English isn't his first language.

cope

just wanked to the thought of fucking my professor on the desk right in front of my entire class

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>cope

irish autistic incel who has never had a girlfriend

Yeah? Problem?

twitter.com/PatrickCaseyIE/status/1094423209850560513

Yeah I'm thinking this is based.

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that's irrelevant to inserting a different word and then putting quotation marks around it

overreaction much mate?

think you should see a councillor

Holy shit this cover is better than the original

youtu.be/e0hLXMdwlUo

thats a terrible shagging technique desu

Nice MSPaint source. What does 1920s Russia have to do with the fact you wasted your youth hypnotized by Japanse video games? If you want to get laid, quit wasting 10 hours a day on Jow Forums.

the reason tall people are smart is the same reason sub saharan africans are retarded
they were either fed very well or malnourished during infancy

Y-yeah, that is mental.

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Why are you being mean to Sven, did a Scandi Bull fuck your gf?

sucking a golf ball

the truth rorke doesnt want you to see

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what flavour?

deano spent all day on ps3 yet he still has social skills

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Thanks

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weird freak bet you were hard from writing that
*grabs at your trousers*
yep

>Nice MSPaint source

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Wish twas summer

hate the eu though simple as

I have a US govt tested IQ of 130 and my brother and mother are smarter than me

Yeah it reminded me of the time I stole your other gf.
*laughs at your tears*

have no sympathy for fat people
losing weight is easy
just cut out carbs and do 16:8 omad
don't even need to exercise
the weight will start falling off

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lindor orange

peng peng peng

/gf2015/ didn't go very well for me desu

why do some people have really small heads

were you well fed as a kid?

Any Nottingham lads gonna see Chvrches tomorrow? Haha. Mayberry is such a qt h-haha.

>lindor orange
Ok cool wine aunt.

Based, me too desu

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Yeah. I'm 3 inches taller than my father

gaggin for a shaggin

any smoker man in?

the pooropeon pooniun

Truth

But importance of appearance (; FACE) is understated when it comes to actually getting a foot in the door.

Yank genes.

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good lad
*pats on head*

What's with that virgin 90's parting you see all the kids with these days?

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Might start dogging

average leftypol dilemma

"father"

riley turned into a fucking bender hjahahaa

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thumpin for a humpin

don't know what you mean

turns out i have danish ancestors, what do i do now?