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A virgin?! At his age?!?!?!

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What a majestic equine

FOY

mad how jesus christ still 2000 years after his death make people butthurt, especially those of the circumcision group

Dad found the frog folder

Friendly reminder that if you have less than 5.5 inches of girth you'll never fully satisfy a woman. Simple as.

anime

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Back from toil

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>yank op
no thanks lads

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love restoration era babes

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Are there any good movies on the Vietnam War from the Vietnamese perspective i.e. Das Boot?

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>caring about the pleasure of the hole
Alri soyboy

ffs

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anime

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would shag this dollybird any day of the week yes thank you sir

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the poo poogan experience

With a thicker penis it will be tighter and give you more pleasure also.

>aborshun badd!!!!!!!!!
>lol dont hav chilldrun if u cant suport them!!!!!!!!

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>what is an anus
You must be fucking used up whores

I'm pro life

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Pusy.

>i literally can't use contraception or wait until marriage

didn't care the first time I read this

love the smell of cocaine but dont wanna touch it again

choon
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Would you rather spend a year in Vietnam or Poland?

>101372049
Clearly not what I was saying lad

how much longer are you over there

Why are americans like that?

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With 5.5 inch girth and up it's very hard to get a girl to do anal.

poland probably only because i dont like bugs and insects

garrison is a bootlicking fash faggot and so are you.

hate it when you want to post on /brit/ with the lads but it's getting late and the thread's full of yanks so it's shit

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Poland

no contraception is 100% effective. Condoms tear, birth control fails, those contraceptive devices fail, the only way you can guarantee no kids is to get a vasectomy or just not having sex at all.

Think people should get to do what they want as long as they dont sugar coat it.
If you want to kill your unborn child then call it that and not "an abortion"

been radicalized by chick tracts

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just curious to see what that "reply link" points to, and since you're an idiot who can't link:

personally against abortion but don't care if other people wanna do it

mad how the US hasnt ratified protocol I and II

*waves an open bag of cocaine under your face*

Poland if it's an entire year but if it was only week or two I'd rather go to Vietnam

sup doods

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Infanticide should be illegal

Yes, pathetic isn't it?

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didn't want him to have the satisfaction

>oops the contraception failed better kill my own child rather than live with the consequences of my actions

Guten Tag

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HUEHEUHEUEHUHEUHEUEUEH

worked for the greeks

apparently benzo tolerance never goes down, is this true?

Haha this

>you arrive in milton keynes spaceport

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we voted brexit

obviously poland

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mad that MK will likely look like that one day but still be considered a shithole

Night night boiz

just under 2 week

night

went on a date with a girl yesterday

was going pretty well until she revealed herself as an anti-Semite, at which point i knew there wouldn't be a second date

Watch out lads, Jow ForumsChapoTrapHouse/ is on the loose again

poster above and below me are gonna have buttsecks with each other someday

Would ask her to marry me if I was in your position

cannot wait to lose my anal virginity

peng

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can this girl sing well lads?
i'm of the opinion that she can't

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>carful what you wish for
Enjoy lads

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Unironically think I blew my chance at sex with a girl because I started talking about Jews

reminder fetuses have no conscience and literally do not care. I have stuck a coat rack up a lass or twos cunts just to fetch the foetus out to feed to my dog as a snack

what does this have to do with British culture?

why is your music taste so fucking awful

if it makes you feel any better you probably didn't have a chance to begin with

nice. have you watched any anime live on television

Careful now

>not getting the weekly dose

Sad!

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it's not one individual

That’s a yikes from me

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Im getting the opinion of brits and sprouting out a bit of the old banter you dumb fat fuck yank cunt

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe briiiiiitissssshhh cuuuulttiiuuuuure eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

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We were literally making out on her couch at one point so I reckon I probably did

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reminder you're talking out of your arse
you have no idea the nature of the mind of an unborn child
suppose i assumed you have no conscience and don't care
can i kill you?

she did that out of spite

Yaaaaaassss, Qween!!!!!! 5 seconds!? $100!!!?Make money! Own your power!

thats a pretty creative garrison joke, didn't know he had it in him

gay cunt

they didn't mind, less money spent on dog food

A few nights before she was begging me to come over one night, I demurred because I had to wake up early for toil (Toilberg fired me like 2 months later haha)

Metallica is my fav english band

takeaway is on root

dont care about abortion, shame the chinks and indians dont do it, there's too many humans already and we're rapidly destroying the planet. need a meteor to come and reset everything 2bh. much love

the sex pistols are my favorite yank band

for about 45 seconds but it was in foreign so turned it off

doesn't that look better? guarantee more people would use this site if it looked even slightly less like shit (I removed all the unnecessary lines)

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epic /brit/ moment

Think of all the spit and un-washed hands

shame your mum didn't do it