/cum/

oh yes baby

Shit thread

gonna watch a movie

who are you and why are you seething so hard

you guys ever feel like sleeping

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I'm always the last nigger to find out it's about to snow. I should've realized by all that weird salt shit they put on the roads

>all that weird salt shit
Uhh, de-icer?

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Idk what that is but the salt brine treatment they put on the roads that looks like picrel

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Yeah that's de-icer

t. Northerner

you shouldn't have bothered replying if you planned to delete the thread when you had my answer

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I have a theory that blacks in america would breed themselves out of existence if they could.

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you have a notification

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me on the right

Who let this favela nigger in lmao

r8 the din din buds
forgot i had 2 hamburgers in the freezer

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Tragic/10

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looks pretty good

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i came out with a way to tell my therapist about my mental issues

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Whats your plan? I like using sandwich analogies when talking about sensitive personal issues. Usually gets my point across quite well

LAME

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test

baked

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feeling motivated

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i believe in u chile

imma tell her that the reason i cant get a job is because i dont have many clothes that i like (i havent bough any since i was like 15), and when she asks me why i dont just but more ill tell her that i dont like buying mens clothes

thank u that means a lot to me

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youtu.be/q_KAksC70LQ

that's retarded

why

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because it sounds ridiculous. just come out and say it, say i feel like i was born in the wrong skin or something. when she inquires, say that you think that you think like a woman and that you're attracted to men

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ummm i think my way is better

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Yeah, I'm pretty based

JUst tell her you want to get all that shit and blood and cum stirred around up your arsehole with strangers cocks hahaha

Anyone who refers to himself as based should be liquidated

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Wonder what her b hole tastes like?

that's racist the term was coined by LIL B the BASEDGOD

Poopoo

Probably tastes like SHIT lmao

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>I'm pro-vaccine

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i feel nothing but dread regarding this coming week

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are you vaccinated?

Yes, and it's one of the many mistakes my parents made.

i feel nothing but dread regarding this coming life

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titties get me though the day

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Lawdy

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im bored /cum/

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True

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nice

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>mom: "You forgot to move piece of furniture back."
>me: "No I didn't"
>mom: "Why?"
>me: "I didn't feel like it."
>mom: "Well are you going to move it?"
>me "Maybe later, I'm busy."
>mom: "What does that mean?"
>me: "I might move it later, I might not."
>mom "Well then how is it going to get moved?"
>me: "Either I will move it or I won't and someone else will"
>mom: *kvetching*
>me: "If you want me to move it, just say that."
>me: *move things off my lap and stand up and move furniture*
>mom: "You don't have to move it, I'm just asking why you didn't move it."
>me: "I answered that question"
>mom: "Why do you have to talk to me like that and throw things?"
>me: "talk to you like what? I didn't throw anything, I moved something off my lap so I could stand."
>mom: "I'm going to bed"
>mom: *kvetching in the distance*

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can't believe you actually took the time to type all that out

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There's some dumb Norwegian bumping the old thread

Why? I don't think I did anything wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=tndXr-oQxxA

kek

im gonna watch bring it on and theres NOTHING you can do to stop me /cum/
cya

find a single flaw with this image

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shitskins lol

Where dey pants?

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w*Men are in it

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watched "the black hole", frens.

imdb.com/title/tt0433883/

Is that cuck porn?

>everyone got 2 pork chops with dinner last night
>I'm the only one that ate both
>everyone else just left their pork chops in the fridge all day
>it's 1am and nobody has eaten their pork chops

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eat them fatty

I'm gonna do it

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I ate one. Now I'm thinking about eating another.

pete davidson more like petite davidson am ir ight haha

east bay (indirectly) mentioned~

if you could be anyone else, who would you be

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Seems like people without smart phones are getting more and more rare. Thinking I should get rid of mine so I can be cool again.

epic roast

is the bay area worth visiting? what would you recommend doing

>what would you recommend doing
watch where you step
x
D
D

So much swag in one picture

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don't worry i'll just download the poop app

There were far too many roasties at the gym tonight, it's supposed to be past normalfag bedtime, also some big black guy that kept staring at me

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