Why do Europeans fear the American breakfast?

Jew detected

Red meat bad

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Sausage is superior in every fucking way. There are many different varieties and flavors of Sausage. Meanwhile for bacon, you have: Regular bacon, turkey bacon, extra burned bacon

Why do yanks fear the Southron breakfast?

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this kills the yuropean

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why do yanks fear the british fast?

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friendly reminder that bacon and eggs is a jewish trick

>Bernays attempted to help Venida hair nets company to get women to wear their hair longer so they would use hairnets more. The campaign failed but did get government officials to require hairnets for some jobs.

>Bernays worked with Procter & Gamble for Ivory-brand bar soap. The campaign successfully convinced people that Ivory soap was medically superior to other soaps. He also promoted soap through sculpting contests and floating contests because the soap floated better than competing products.

>Bernays used his uncle Sigmund Freud's ideas to help convince the public, among other things, that bacon and eggs was the true all-American breakfast.[27]

>In the 1930s, his Dixie Cup campaign was designed to convince consumers that only disposable cups were sanitary by linking the imagery of an overflowing cup with subliminal images of vaginas and venereal disease.[28]

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I like BLTs but I like ham steak with waffles and maple syrup more than sausage.

doesn't look bad for an omelette but I would ditch the sauces

Yeah it's pretty memey, this one on the other hand...

>Filled with the savory things you crave — hickory-smoked chopped bacon, pork sausage, shredded beef, ham, fresh onions and green peppers and Cheddar cheese. Then we serve your omelette with your choice of one delicious side: three buttermilk pancakes, hash browns, toast or fresh seasonal mixed fruit. You can also choose a side of three flavored pancakes for an additional cost. Enjoy it with salsa on the side.

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because it gives you a fat arse.

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must be nice being able to buy breakfast on the go, here cafes and restaurants don't open before noon and the only place you can get breakfast is mcd*nalds

>live in one of the countries with least obesity
>stil humpty dumpty jiggle tits fat

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start hiking

I don't want to work for my problems to go away. I live i a socialist utopia, I shouldn't have to work for anything.

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but hiking is fun, if i lived in norway i would hike in the mountains all the time

We had a thread last night about British breakfast and my point still stands that if you replaced baked beans with hash browns and black pudding with pancakes it's the same thing

In other words, if you don't eat bacon every day you are an enemy of Israel and therefore guilty of treason against America.

looks good except for the pancakes

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I see you, Canadian steak-for-breakfast keto-obsessed guy.

I tried american style pancakes with bacon and syrup and was really difficult to eat and strange tasting. My photo

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That's a bit decadent even for us, was it a restaurant on your side of the pond?

yeah gimmick overpriced american cafe with jukebox and 1960s decor

A sufficient amount of fast carbs will add up to a bowl of slow carbs. That's science.

W-what? Is sausage also not red meat?

I want to live past retirement age

It would kill our puny bodies we can't handle it

>american cafe with jukebox and 1960s decor

Hahahaha. This nigga ate at Arnold's. Tell Fonzie I said "Ayyyyyyy". Woah.

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the food was nice

>bacon and butter and powdered sugar on the pancakes
yeah, that's not american style. we just put butter and maple syrup, the real stuff, not corn syrup

>Not bulking
Never gonna make it

You don’t have Breakfast restaurants?

>sugar+salt
that's where you're wrong

What kind of morning routines does one have in order to have the time for that?
That's like extra hour worth of trouble.

Is it a weekend thing?

Sunday pancakes are top comfy

In the old times when women were stay at home mothers and didn't have shit else to do. Also in the south(or farmers) people wake up at sunrise and are hungry as fuck but they go to sleep around 9 or 10pm.

Perdibslly, I value my heart.

As an American, I only ever eat breakfast like that on special occasions, like my mom would make that for breakfast for me on my birthday or if it was a holiday we'd go to a breakfast restaurant.
I do like to go to diners like Denny's for dinner occasionally and get that kinda stuff, but I'd rather just have something like pic related for breakfast

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says the guy having a stroke
at least go out with a bang

only fat and carbs
how bout some fruits like apple or banana

if all of your five meals don't look similar to pic related you are a fat fuck

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>no potatoes mashed and covered with the butter used to cook the meat

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>Plain porridge
>a chunk of butter on top

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To much gravy
if not gravy than mash potatoes aren't thicc enough
other than that looks good

*ngloid eating habits are disgusting

No one over the age of 8 eats sweet things for breakfast

>this amount of carbs combined with saturated fats.
Enjoy your atherosclerosis, faggot