Why yes, I am polish, how did you know?

What is it? Pawel? Zbigniew?
I'm Polish diaspora, I'm sure I can say your name

Miring that cranium on Pazdan
Truly evolved

wtf are you doing in Brazil

If I'm not mistaken Brazil has the third largest community of Poles outside of Poland, after the US and Germany.
Also, Curitiba (Capital of Paraná) is considered one of the most "Polish" cities in the world

culture.pl/en/article/7-most-polish-cities-outside-of-poland

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>tfw mother's maiden name is Polish but everyone pronounces it like the Japanese surname

Half of them are goofy looking lmao

I'm of polack descent and look most like Zielinski (based Nordic phenotype)

The Poles will learn telekinesis first.
Prepare yourself for the uprising of Poland and Polish diaspora, dirty anglo.

Interesting, how do you like it there? Is it much nicer than what someone would stereotypically think of Brazil?

Any diasporabros thinking of going back to our ancestral land? We are automatically eligible for citizenship

The poles in UK will stop fixing brits toilets n there will be WW3 which will emerge poland as victors

I lived there for a bit, it's really nice but I feel like an expat there. I am an American now.

I'm upper middle class, so I have a great comfortable life.

It basically boils down to this:
Living in South America (Brazil, Uruguay,Argentina,Chile,Colombia) is just like living in the first world if you are middle class or richer.
But, if you are poor is just like the memes.

For futher reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Latin_Americans

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Are we really? I thought that was only the case if you were fluent in Polish and your Father also had citzenship.
My grandfather was an alcohoolic and had war flashbacks every time he thought about Poland, so he failed to register my dad in the general consulate.
And yeah, I would love to live in Poland actually.

What’s is it

Dunaujvaros
It’s a fucking city
A city.

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Not him, but that's what I thought.
In America it's like the memes if you're poor. Ghettos aren't fun to be in.

That's pretty cool dude. I would still move out if I were you, would be way to hot for me.
Depending on how good your Polish is you would probably love it. It would be paradise on Earth if it were richer
t. paszport owner

I don't know the details of citizenship but both my parents are Polish so I know I am eligible, dunno about someone with just a grand-parent, but I think that yes you should be eligible too.

I live in the southeast/south region where it's around 89F in the hottest summer days and 59F in the coldest winter days.

damn, I almost went to university in Warsaw.

But, just a question, do the native Polish have something against us (like see us as traitors or some shit) or are they chill? (would it help that I "look" Polish?)
I'm asking because usually Japanese Brazilians have a terrible time when they go to Japan.

sorry for the late response (dunno if you're still here)
>(like see us as traitors or some shit) or are they chill?
they can be faggots and think you aren't polish because you weren't born there or something but most of the time they are very friendly.
my only negative experiences were with language barriers.
I was told I looked "Polish" there too but I doubt it matters

Thank you for the response, I'm happy to know that!
Well I will go to sleep now, take care and maybe come visit us in Brazil some day

Truly the most powerful race

search british big head woman on google images

is it something you will go to jail for?

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hey Beter

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this woman is british, i've seen her on telly before

Half of the UK is polish, so you never know, she can be polish.

Looks like a Mii character lol

every polish woman looks like this

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ayy lmao

Why though

She looks like she's seconds away from making a crypto destabilizing phone call

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we are a nation of the warriors, being pretty isn't important

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"Cräsh it"

>Born in America

There is nothing Polish about you lol. Unless your parents still speak Polish at home.

You guys are heartless subhumans.
My jaw is fucking manly for my body....I bet you guys would insult to my looks too.

then why do you lose every single war you get involved in

we won some

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weird flex but ok

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>be polish
>liquify tool

t. Jakub

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Best part is that these are elite athletes and therefore likely to be above average

I don't look like any of them :

Fuck no, they're kids from poor commieblock neighborhoods who did nothing but play football all day and eventually got good at it.

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Yes, as we all know the main feature athletes are selected by is their looks.

>google image search
mashallah. a lot people are going to hell

Why Poles are squareheads?