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Rorke failing to learn from his mistakes

Leftypol's mum woke him up before his alarm this morning

Maybe I could fart in a bottle and send it to you. What's your address, mate?

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video games are the highest form of media for a generation and anime isnt far behind

we used to read books ffs

whether its "organic webs" or the webshooters its both equally ridiculous concept thats the only problem i have with spiderman, would say webshooters is the most fantastical of the two however

'lefypol' lives RENT FREE in rorke's thick little head

its my dads birthday

suck 'im orf

can I get an invite to the niggypol discord

Imagine thus guy having great time doing peakaboo to his family scaring the shit out of them

10 paddy crescent alice springs 0870 nt australia

books have never been as widespread as video games

Rorke signing the treaty of capitulation

'rorke' lives rent free in this shithole general's collective head

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Leftypol paying someone to satisfy his girlfriend

I've done a number on you, rorke

woke him up to a willy suck this morning

Ngubu nutmegs rorke

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rorke just fucked my gf again

Leftypol picked last for the football team again

Rorke caught with his trousers down

stacay doolay investigates

need a job, giz a job

Leftypol waddling around with shit encrusted arse cheeks again

Rorke double faults

Leftypol stinking up the thread with his shit and semen stained underwear for the fourth time this week, does he know what a washing machine is?

OH MY rorke, this is THE BIGGEST POO I HAVE EVER SEEN and its SEEPING OUT OF HIS NAPPY

Rorke gets hit for six off

>leftypol
>rorke

cringe

for fucks sake leftypol take your meds

Leftypol 0 teeth remaining

Leftypol sucking random strangers cock to get his next hit

have a shower and use their best towel but dont put it out to dry so when they go for a shower they dont have a good towel
use all the battery on their air pods to listen to joe rogan but not re charge them
turn all the toilet rolls around so the paper drops the other way than theyre used to
suck them off but they dont nut
do a load of washing but not put it out to dry

this was my jam. might watch it again

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fuck this
getting a cat

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Leftypol communicating with extraterrestrials, trying to phone home in his shed again

when I was 13 I needed to have a full body examination by a nurse. she told me I had to take my pants off, then she touched my willy and stuff. but she identify the phimosis, which makes me question her skills

if only you knew how bad things really are

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...with FACTS and LOGIC before SMASHING his jaw into the bottom corner

Rorke just stacked it in front of everyon, fell right on his face

i'm an EPIC STORE gamer

no one:

rorke: JeReMY cOrByN iS a TeRrOrIsT SyMpHaSiSeR

this is twitter tier cringe

trespassing

Rorke knocks on a pass

me on the left

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Rorke ports blockaded

hello fellow gamer

say it with me, Universal. Basic. Income.

long distance running will give you joint pain after a while no matter what your form is

Leftypol barely able to throw 5 metres

Rorke supplies running short

leftypol has convinced me with their intellectual persuasion

Rorke, carefully avoiding a banana peel, walks right into a steel lamp

think my cat is gay

Leftypol gnawing on his own scrotum

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Leftypol watching his first ever girlfriend fucking someone more of a man than him

Rorke, watch out for that
oh my god he's wearing air pods he can't hear us

oh ffs rorke it's friday, give it a rest will you

only if youre a caucasian sunhuman and not a based aboriginal Australian or east african

come to think of it all races are inferior to the irish

the super cuckio bros

Rorke fails to pass the baton on dropping it

Ngubu sprints towards the finishline.. and team africa win gold in the relay!!

Leftypol struggling to bathe himself without supervision

I am the Lorax, I speak for the cucks

Leftypol drowning in the bath tub

Rorke knocking every single hurdle

Leftypol has shit in the bath tub whilst drowning in it, now he's drowning in his shitty bath water. Oh no now he's pissing in it too

rorke, meds, take them, now

Leftypol on life support

Have a very fucked up relationship with sex

dont think ive ever enjoyed it so far, its all like a performance to me where i just try very hard to not disappoint my partners

all i want is a chill fwb who i can experiment with with zero pressure, is that too much to ask?

*goes into a boredom induced coma after reading these posts*

Rorke singing his heart out at the school play but his mum's not listening

Leftypol on life support, completely in a vegetated state after drowning in poo/wee bathwater before anytone could save him. Now has a carer looking after him 24/7, hooked to a feeding tube

What happens here?

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The Rorke-expressway facing severe delays because rorke is off the rails

Thread derailed..

Rorke's crashed into a white van

Leftypol craving love and affection

Rorke reaching desperately for the eject button

Leftypol wakes up in tremors and a cold sweat after reliving his tortured and relentless bullying throughout school

Leftypol has been sectioned

Leftypol taken back in time and tricked into impregnating his younger, female self

Leftypol managing to fit a new sized toy up his anus in the name of diversity and modern art

Family violence

surprisingly not even a crime in the UK unless it's aggravated.

Rorke flown directly into the web i spun

absolute state of this thread, all us virgins should be ashamed