/brit/

that line of thinking is illegal m8

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Fuck rentberg

its way older than italy

amazing how so many hated posters turn out to be the same person, maybe the theory that homealone is dave is valid after all

yeah fuck homealone the little spastic virgin

Thinking about the horrors of yesterday

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seriously

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napoleon or something

It’s the last remnant of the Roman Empire

Serves you right

need that pasta munching fraud out instantly

i may eventually have sex one day but I’ll never have a long lasting relationship, have children, be a father, be someone of value
what’s the point in continuing on
just absolutely hopeless isn’t it

no!
see thats not me!
im lovely! so beautiful

hehe hi sueposter :)

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should never have looked that girl up
now I feel miserable for something that can’t be helped and has no relevance to me

why do you crosspost so much from /fa/ when the only person who replies to you is the dumb crossposter poster?
inb4 you go "hurr but you replied" like a fucking child

sucking a...

blog on

but it says it only became independent from italy on february 11 1929 (exactly 90 years ago wow)

Good morning /cum/!

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Shut up you miserable twat

just cause
its not a /fa/meme, those tards are everywher

what a fucking nigger

im not desperate
ive never been desperate
this is the first time ive made any attempt to pull in at the very very least 1.5 years

currently listening to

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wtf is this real?

Practicing kicks
Reckon I might try a Taekwondo class to get more flexibility

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you know boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Anyone fancy joining my outlaw gang in the woods?
We'll loiter around quiet roads and rob wealthy passers-by

Hate my friends, hate my family, hate society, hate myself

do u think technology will be much different in 10 years or have we plateau'd

doing physics lads
in 1865 jules verne proposed sending men to the moon by firing a space capsule from a 200-m-long cannon with a final speed of 10.96 km/s. what would have been the unrealistically large acceleration experienced by the space travelers during their launch?

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yeah

Blog on nonce

we have plateu’d big time

Don't do that.

damn, we really do live in a society, don't we?

You do know that’s illegal, yeah?

wouldn't be fun if it was legal

Why don’t all the blog posters here actually start proper blogs
Surely if they think they’re interesting enough to blog their entire lives here they would be better suited for a website that’s actually designed for blogging

now dodge THIS

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god I'm so lonely

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It will be much different, but worse. The planet will see a new bronze age in a century.

fantastic post

genuinely screeching at this post
>"Practicing kicks"
>real time image of said kick
oh my days
fucking hellfire just violent scromit

We will be on iPhone 20 by then and everyone will be fatter
American(and all western as a result) priorities are money and consumer tech first

ah yes, high school physics all over again

I dont have facebook so I use /brit/

>valentines day soon
no....not another year having to suffer the normoids wrath.....please....

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kicking things: based
omg japanese girls: cringe, nonce, and GAY

you're a cunt mate

half of you lot belong in the loony bin, and would probably be there if the NHS had adequate funding

yeah it makes no sense that British people are talking about their lives and experiences in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture, really
we should be banging on about world wars, American politics and old books written by foreigners

suck my cock

what a sad and tragic manlet you are

youtu.be/KkQbuvULHhM
doing a listen

all my friends are losers and so am I

I’ve been filming myself to try and improve my form but a proper class would be better
I do Karate already but the class I’m in is super inconsistent quality wise so I might try a different place

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Haven’t been right in the head since I was 13
I remember coming back to school after half term and all my mates taking the piss out of me (as per) and I just decided on the spot I didn’t want to be friends with them anymore so I never spoke to them again
10 years later I’ve barely had a proper friend since and it’s no one’s fault except mine

youtube.com/watch?v=glNyKmUkX2Y leave japan

lmao state of this cope. whining about your girlfriend or bragging about your night out is not british culture you retard. maybe try talking about the world beyond yourself for once.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

this gosh darn society, man, im telling ya

youtube.com/watch?v=_4YKzObpunU

And here you are, still a virgin. Mental.

Horrifying to think that we're using recycled poo water every day

ah yes because you never talk about yourself, that's how all of /brit/ has no idea where you live, how you make your money, who you resemble, whether you've had sex, etc.
your problem is literally only with people who mention having relationships because you're jealous, stop pretending your cause is at all noble you miserable prick

good blog post

Want to write about my life but I also want deniability

just print more money for it

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spencer...

Surprisingly enough I’m not a virgin but I’ve had sex so few times I might as well be

all water is recycled you brainlet, sewage plants just expedite the process

>ah yes because you never talk about yourself
correct.
> because you're jealous, stop pretending your cause is at all noble you miserable prick
wtf is this projection. I'm not jealous of people on brit if anything I think i've outgrown it because all you want to talk about is boring inane shit I already get from the lads, but at least I know them and like them you lot are just a bunch of strangers I don't give a fuck about your uninteresting lives.

I’m like 6’1
Maybe average at worst

Spencer, that's a dog's name ennit? Lol

off you fuck then

blogposters are wannabe poleaboos, he's the original narcassistic poster

Spencer, fetch!

do you think turtle practices kicks?

box cat

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Ohhhh good all the virgins are here, might talk about the girls I've shagged recently then

yes I admit defeat against the deluge of blogposters but I go down fighting against you cunts.

lol no

just practiced a kick

Chinese about 3 mins walk away, there's a near-constant temptation to pick up a cheeky singapore noodles

Turtle spends his entire waking days looking at clothes online and looking at himself in the mirror
@turt please confirm