/cum/

dont care

Is Captcha broken or something?

Almost got taken for a ride by phone scammers.

They got me because I'm sheepish over the fact that my taxes for last year got fucked up and I never followed up on it.

any girls (female) here? i want to IMPREGNATE you

About to take the ASVAB

youtu.be/7bse3s3TgUM

Today's theme

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Took the asvab in like the 7th grade because my fuck school set aside time for it. Obviously didn't take it seriously and it was a complete waste of time. Military is a good career path but honestly fuck the whole system it's garbage.

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Well user I’m about to score a really low score anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=gAotWVmVRS4

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Post it

>if donated to a canadian twitch streamer would he laugh

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good morning

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wake up you dirty NEETs

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morning bud

skipping class lmao

No worries even if you are really dumb, you'll still do better than most of the illiterate darkies and Mexicans. As whites we don't get graded on the same curve as the other races; we have a natural handicap (not having a monkey brain).

Bad idea

don't worry i have more of them

it snowed last night now i have to shovel snow

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no its disgusting

It's impressive how many features from the desktop version that Ms word retains but it's so shitty at the same time. Then again, I guess word processing on a phone is a dumb idea. Maybe works on a tablet better.

supposed to go to the gym for the first time with coworker today
scared desu

why? working out with friends is comfy

it's supposed to snow tomorrow here.

first day i'm going to go completely without caffeine in a couple years

wish me luck bros

it snowed and then all melted by morning. was hoping to get out of classes for the day :(

youtu.be/T3S42z_1YO8

kek

god I wish link was a girl

Have been letting my girlfriend win in Smash since Christmas when I bought her the Switch and just obliterated her so now she’s mad at me for beating her and for letting her win

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Blocked for me

honk honk

See you later /cum/. My college classes start today and I think I will be come home late tonight.

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karl marx is pro-gun

We can’t kill the rich if we don’t have guns
All we need is for the military to stop licking rich boots and to turn on the rich and start drone striking their mansions

we shouldnt kill rich people thats too mean

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just got done shoveling snow
gonna have fast food today because fuck fuck shit whatever

hello /cum/ frens. good to be back after the past 3 days. have a sexy AOC.

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i think this looks better

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cum? don't mind if i do!

I don't drink coffee until dinnertime.

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l-lewd

burger king is unironically delicious.

>ariana grande
>is brown and tiny
Really doesn't make you think

dead general

actually sounds delicious right now desu

update: i did it
did back exercises for a whopping 30 minutes and my arms are tense as hell
feels good though desu

just glad it didn't go shit

youtube.com/watch?v=-RqqXT44veI
Catch a moth, hold it in my hand.
Crush it casually.

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then do something to revive it, alexis.

don't need to /cum/ as often now with my new medication.

youtube.com/watch?v=cEKmblATZAg

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stupid city basically shuts down when it snows

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lets talk about why ariana grande is the best mainstream pop artist right now

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you would think leafs wouldn't notice the difference. or at least be better at managing.

>it's a "rush limbaugh talks about the media blaming him for the government shutdown" episode
a couple weeks ago he said "if he were any other talk show host he'd milk this for all its worth"
yet he brings it up any time he gets a chance

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it never snows here so when it does we're terribly unprepared

The game is called Zelda. The protagonist must therefore be called Zelda and the princess must be princess Link.

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why are you reposting fk's KC-tier pics, ale?

the pit and the pendulum

As I arose from the attempt, the mystery of the alteration in the chamber broke at once upon my understanding. I have observed that, although the outlines of the figures upon the walls were sufficiently distinct, yet the colors seemed blurred and indefinite. These colors had now assumed, and were momentarily assuming, a startling and most intense brilliancy, that gave to the spectral and fiendish portraitures an aspect that might have thrilled even firmer nerves than my own. Demon eyes, of a wild and ghastly vivacity, glared upon me in a thousand directions, where none had been visible before, and gleamed with the lurid lustre of a fire that I could not force my imagination to regard as unreal.

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the maker of this image needs Clozaril, not Prozac.

/cum/ is the most consistently cringe thread on Jow Forums

yeah cause you post in it lol

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why do they want to move to a country with systemic racism and white supremacy?

because they are hungry

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why are they hungry? the tropics have free food everywhere

> free food everywhere

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>rivers, ocean and lakes full of fish and shellfish etc
>fruit trees everywhere that drop fruit year round
>wild hogs
>tons of birds

Test

testiculo

Cute girl I had a class with stopped to talk to me in the stairwell. Hope I run into her again

Who else here /livinglifetothefullest/? I am getting as much traveling done as I can in my early twenties and I am very happy

do you get free food from canadian rivers and seas? there are lots of fishes there too

enjoy your stunted entry into adulthood

You bet I will. Once my youthfulness is gone it won't be the same.

Just don’t get into substance abuse habits and you’ll most likely be ok for the most part.

The thumbnail for this gif looks like a shot from some hot lesbian ass eating porn, but then I open it and it's just a shoulder and stupid Ariana Grande

well at least you know what you're in for, everyone i know who spent a lot of time and money traveling when they were young end up with terrible jobs and don't even have their shit somewhat together until they're like 35 because they waited until they were 25 with no work history or skills

>tfw someone brings smelly food into the library

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Well I'm not rich so I have to work to save up money for my travels, and I'm probably going to focus on south-east Asia because it is such a cheap travel destination (except for the flight).

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thats not me ffs

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what did you talk about? sex?