Why can't we just be friends?

ACH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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PLAÎT-IL?

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>6 weeks

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>TWO WORLD WARS (and two world cups)

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C O P E
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*wins*

But you only beat Germany in one world war and for zero world cups?

Wow... my ancestors did this?!

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STERF!!! KANKER KIKKERVRETERS!!

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Because fuck you.
You fags even worked with the English against us and now you want to be friends?

not friends, you would be our subjects

Yes? No need to hate each other!

>WE WUZ FRANKS' N' SHEEIT

You can be ruled by us if you want to be together. First drop the horrific language and arrogant attitude.

After what you did to us?

We would be driving trucks of peace non stop in your shitty cities. While wearing a yellow vest.

>horrific language
Oh the irony

No, a Flemish did that

What did we do, again?

>First drop the horrific language and arrogant attitude.
>says the dutch
Hilarious

I knew you would integrate perfectly

t. gallo-roman serf

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t. saxon firewood

I know our language sounds terrible, but still it's better than French.

Last time you put a Bonaparte as our king. You also encouraged the Walloons to separate from us.
And during the Dutch-English wars you took England's side

>I know our language sounds terrible, but still it's better than French.

Hummm

No, it's really not

Uuuumm.. Dacht het wel.

>Last time you put a Bonaparte as our king. You also encouraged the Walloons to separate from us.
>And during the Dutch-English wars you took England's side

just a prank bro

France is beautiful. It is such a shame that there are so many French people living in it. How do we save France from the French?

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We need to enlarge the borders of France to dilute the proportion of frenchmen in it

To the east? Good plan

>France is beautiful
I guess beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

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HAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE TOP OF HIS HE- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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I never been to such places. I drive straight to the gud stuff. And that is not Paris.

France is indeed a much more beautiful country than germany

Denmark always fucking go to war against us whenever they get an excuse to and you always save their asses.
>b-but denmark is sCanDINaViaN

Dutch are superior in every way to the french except maybe cultural and language stuff, otherwise the french look like niggers compared to them.
(No I'm not flemish and have been to the two places)

Denmark is a nice place. We like them.
Also the rightful owner of the Scandinavian peninsula.

>No I'm not flemish

Sure thing

>Can't even hold on to the little land they have nor keep it under their control when they got it gifted to them.

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No I'm not, le français est ma langue maternelle et les flamands sont aussi inférieurs aux bataves.

>Dutch are superior in every way to the french
uh uh

cope

just friendly banter

hmmm...faux
(jolis triples, ceci dit :-DDDDD)

>Better roads
>Cleaner cities
>More modern infrastructure
>Better education system
>Almost a perfect democracy
>Less criminality
>despite it's size, economically influencal on the worldwide scene
And they do all that under sea level, imagine one sec if those people got a massive beautiful country like France, what a shame desu.

if they're so good, why haven't they conquered a bigger territory?

checkmate dutchies

Probably because some subhuman like krauts, bongs, frogs stopped them otherwise the whole of western europe would like a wonderland

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>why haven't they conquered a bigger territory?

Why'd we want to conquer the creations of our ancestors?

Because the Brits and French cooperated to stop it from happening.

Wow a pretty building, never seen one in France

Fuck off, France.
Fuck off Germany.
And most of all FUCK OFF YOU BELGIAN SHIT EATING FUCKS, GET CANCER AND DIE

>Buitenlander is boos
Jij moet terug

Val dood, kankerlelg

Wat is er aan de hand Achmed? Verkracht door een belgische man als kind?

Waarom neem je automatisch aan dat iedereen met een hekel aan je droevige excuus voor een land meteen een zandaap is?

Omdat in het echte leven, heb ik nooit een probleem of een ruzie gehad met een kaaskop, daarom moet jij een bruine ding zijn

Ik verzeker je dat ik blank ben, ik heb het gewoon echt niet op Belgen.

Omdat waarom zou je boos zijn op onze Vlaamvriendjes?
Heerlijk volkje is het.

Ben ik met je eens, maar ik moet aan één van onze buurlanden een hekel hebben, anders wordt het saai. Duitsland haten is geen optie gezien ik vaak naar Duitsland op vakantie ben geweest,

Gewoon een mentaal ziekte dan, er is geen enkele reden om Belgie of belgen te haten??Misschien is het alleen jouw persoonelijke ervaring...

Het is geen persoonlijke aanval, ik spuug gewoon op je nationaliteit. Tot nu toe kom je heel redelijk en vriendelijk over, maar ja ik heb het nu al gezegd. Als ik het terug neem lijk ik een bitch.

>je nationaliteit
Ik versta eigenlijk niet jouw haat mah bon als het zo moet zijn, pech!

Zoals ik al zei is het niet persoonlijk, pech inderdaad. Misschien rouleer ik volgende maand en heb ik opeens een hekel aan Denemarken, er is nog hoop!

Based us being on the winning side the whole war.