Culture Pals /cp/ general

The Party edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Old:

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Other urls found in this thread:

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My life

youtu.be/9eSzmuG-l1c

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And blocked

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Cute

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stop this chain
Kys autist send normal messages

Don’t be rude to him

>kys autist send normal messages

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dabs on randy
dabs on luey
dabs on eric
dabs on etc

>dabs on luey
does this person still post here??

dabs on Rachael

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>imagine that would be my penis
BASED

who the fuck are those?

Lunch

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Who likes whore?

What is that? Everything seems precooked.

>I think you are cute
>I don't think I'm cute, I think I'm sexy

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Am I doing it right bros?

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You aren't doing it right, you're doing it PERFECT

Middle aged woman just complimented my shopping irl

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That looks vile

>he didn't put based and redpilled

It was raw but pre battered cod, and raw veggies that I boiled....

hey /pals back from my 2 weeks absence from our favourite place on the internet.
College exams have been a bitch to me.
So anything interesting happened?

Yeah something happened, but i forgot what is was

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Yes but I'm not telling you

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>tfw no 1st world gf

REPORTED

YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF MEANIES

Have you started messaging North American qts yet?

How badly will my confidence take a hit if I try to get qts as an average looking black guy?

Don’t bully

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Just don't talk to East Asians and talk to lots of Europeans, especially north europeans and you should be fine

He shouldn't forget portuguese girls. They love blacks

Yep lots of coalburners up north, just don't expect them to ever let you meet their families, unless they're from Stockholm.

Some Slavs might work too but you have too be original and you have to have a hobby first, you can have a pet it's enough

I think the men are way worse tbqh. Lots of us are importing the third world from former colonies through the internet, mainly older guys in their 40's.
There's still a very big stigma for girls.

Northerners never message me. Am I not black enough?

Making cookies

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No, unless you're a full fledged subsaharan negroid or a 10/10 white, you're just another boring creature of european stock.

True. I live in the suburbs of Lisbon and I see a lot more white on black than black on white

Niggers fucking suck

>noms ur batter raw >:3

I can’t do that desu

Should I go to this job interview tomorrow?
I've been applying a lot trying to get a new job lately, finally got a call back for an interview. After the call I went a did more research into the company and read reviews of past employees and their reviews are pretty shit, everyone says management sucks and that they don't work with your schedule or hours, which is important for me cause I have class

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If you’re unemployed right now, yes.

Fuck off p*ka

My cat is snoring

finally found the perfect qt
/Klyavdya
no stealign

I will message her >:]

american stands no chance agains glorious mongol

:(

its okei frien we can share :)

who's the craziest bitch i could possibly talk to

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I wish she still was around

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jokes on me I can't understand a word she's saying

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I don’t understand her either

my IQ might be too low

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There's unironically nothing wrong with being racist

True

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She was from here.

Was she really?

I'm staying under a blanket, phoneposting while listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.
How are you, anons?

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Yes. I remember her she's 18 or 19 now

I’m sitting in bed, iPad posting, while I do uni homework

Please don't tell me you're listening to in the aeroplane over the meme

shes american though

Comfy
I actually do. Some memes are good after too much prog and krautrock (also a kind of meme...)

that wasn't me

Fuck off p*ka

Suck me

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Virgin freak

fuck off nigger

Fucked more girls than you ever will

An insect doesn't count

memes

>still larping as me

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By the way lads, this week I'm meeting irl a traveller to my country that I met on interpals. I know next to nothing about her and her English sucks. so this should be good.
She's been here for 10 days already in Porto and now she's coming over to Lisbon for 4 days and spending 1 day with me

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good luck lad
boa sorte

These threads need more lewds

I'm really not expecting anything, I will just show her around the city, that's it

NO

I really love McDonalds desu

she means pickle rick

yea......ebin.........:D

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I am talking sex with a really ugly girl

I hope she doesn't come here, I don't want to turn her down

tfw you just wanted an armpit but scored a pusspuss

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post what she says

How ugly are we talking about?

Like a 2 or a 3. She is overweight and butterfaced

7why you talking to her then nigga? is she nice/smart at least?

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what does the whale say?

Nah but shes pretty funny and I'm bored

>collecting ugly girls nudes for no reason
My Indonesian is still actually hot (when she posts) but by God are my Russian and my Malaysian ugly.
I used to have a few better ones but they're all gone

anyone else BRAAAPpost on girls' booty pictures?

I've been with a girl I met on interpals for almost 3 years. Crazy