What does German sound like to you?
Be honest and describe it as best as you can.
What does German sound like to you?
Alexander Scott
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Bentley Rivera
A mix between profanity and sneezing.
Xavier Campbell
>sneezing
interesting
Adam Wilson
Hard and consonantic
I like it, it feels like I'm saying earth or steel magic when I speak.
Hunter Martinez
English and french crossover
I recently started german lessons and its quite fascinating
Owen Ramirez
Literally say the following:
"Achtung"
"Schnell"
"Osten"
"Essiggurke"
It fucking does!
Nathan Mitchell
Sounds harsh and overly complex
Justin Cox
It's not a pretty language but it wouldn't be considered super gross if Hitler wasn't a thing
Asher Perry
I never hear much of it, but the German version of the Sovereign speech in Mass Effect 1 is the most terrifying one for me.
Nathaniel Nguyen
>I like it, it feels like I'm saying earth or steel magic when I speak.
thanks i'll keep that it mind
Carson Watson
What do you think about this?
I've seen many Americans post this video on this website
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Parker Cruz
hmm i can see how schnell sounds like it but essiggurke?
Xavier Roberts
hitler had an austrian accent by the way. this made his voice stand out even more.
listen to the secret conversation video of him and mannerheim. the one where he taks normally and doesnt scream like an autist. his accent is very present in this dialogue
Christian Hill
Very Masculine
Kevin King
I think it sounds intelligent. it sounds strong. I listen to german ASMR. its so interesting to listen to and I'd like to learn it but I'm a mutt so Germany would never want me.
Joseph Nelson
I thought it was the ugliest, orc-ish language to ever exist, but that was before getting into Wagner operas and discovering god-awful Mandarin Chinese.
Now I think German is lovely, especially when sung
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Colton Phillips
You lots speak too fucking fast
Cooper Howard
It sounds terrible and autistic
Colton Cruz
Good, you've learned to love the beauty that is German.
Now you just need to discover how wonderful Mandarin really is.
Ethan Davis
Always angry, frustrated and spoken with excessive power in the throat muscles as if they believe their lovers are killed if they stopped gargling without water in their mouths.
They look down on everything with a bloody cold machine heart.
I don't think this view I have is affected by Hitler or any other warmongering Nazi villains, as I have been to Germany several times to see my sister and friends (in Munich and Frankfurt), and still feel that way.
Grayson Brown
Cool as snow
Transparent as pure water
Jayden Clark
We litterally let >1.5 million arabs and africans in over the last 4 years
Juan Morris
it sounds angry and ugly
Justin Sanchez
It's a language specifically designed to give orders at the frontlines, in civilian life it sounds comically agressive.
Christian Kelly
I'm trying really hard to prepare for the Asian century.
But the more I try, the worse it sounds.
Parker Martin
bibedy babedy bobedy indeed
Robert Hall
This is how I imagine SS officers spoke when ordering people to be shot.
James Hernandez
>German
>Transparent
Interesting how we all develop different ears
Luke Johnson
Soulless and plain.
Ryder Richardson
>Soulless
Duh, machines don't have souls.
Oliver Edwards
what the fuck lad...
Christian Taylor
Heart attack
Ryan Gonzalez
>HBSAIBDLASBUYGYUASILDNOBSAVUOAYVSHBASBDASHBDUASBUYASBDUAVFEYULABCILBZLCKZVKKCDGVLBCJSLVSCG
Luis Moore
but they aren't mutts so you don't mind...
Jacob Edwards
5/5 übercool manly language.
Grayson Evans
Damn, that's a mix of funny and actually scary.
Evan Walker
>harsh
>in civilian life it sounds comically agressive.
this is angry german mode
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Robert Carter
Jesus christ.
I'm scared but I also have a boner.
James Williams
With all respect to you I do not like German, it does not sound well in my opinion. Sounds bad in pronunciation. But I do not exclude I will to learn it in the future when I get a job offer in Germany. Also as far as I know it's similar to English cause
>Germanic languages
David Johnson
Southern dialects sound alright but standard German sounds gay and effeminate with men and obnoxious with women
Luis Nguyen
German: More rules, fewer exceptions
French: Fewer rules, more exceptions
Asher Jones
It sounds pretty gay. When females speak it it's slightly unpleasant.
Hudson Walker
it sounds really evil
Carter Adams
Sounds gutteral usually.
Jace Morris
Chase Wood
Germany german (standard german) is completely disgusting. I take every kind of dialect over that garbage
Isaiah Hughes
Bavarian isn't as bad.
Liam Martinez
>Germany german
Gabriel Wood
Sound pretty cool, I tryed to learn it once, I could get the prononciations right only when I was so drunk my jaw was numb.
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Also, I Wonder how the Québec accent sound like in german, I may pick it up again eventually.
Camden Davis
Sounds kinda like Dutch?
Easton Gomez
cold and stringent, emotionless
Thomas Perry
>Québec accent sound like in german
Like a French man speaking German
Austin Lopez
please vocaroo both
Blake Gomez
>Also, I Wonder how the Québec accent sound like in german, I may pick it up again eventually.
softer and more melodic than anglos. almos like they are singing
Hunter Ross
>German: More rules, fewer exceptions
You're kidding, right?
Kevin Cruz
german music with clear and slow vocals to learn german other than rammstein
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Daniel Thomas
Luxemburgish its own language? Since fucking when?
Luxemburgers really need to be put in their place.
Lincoln Cox
I think the're only using 3 cases or something
just another case of tard german
Owen Phillips
its literally the same dialect we speak here (trier + saarland), they just made it a language
Colton Hall
Every time I hear it behind me I feel like I'm about to be shot by a firing squad.
Joseph Evans
luxemburg is an independent country with a unique dialect. they have their own language
Caleb Baker
it sounds like a genocide, and i don't mean it in a bad way
Dylan Cox
trust me, theres barely any difference between luxemburgish and franconian dialects. They have like a dozen or so french loanwords but apart from that its almost identical
Adrian Brooks
like English but not bland and aesthetic
Julian Jenkins
Why do we have a thread about dead language? Half germany will speak arap and other half türk within 20 years. Germans are in process of banning German language because nazis used it and hitler spoke it.
Sebastian Perry
The only difference is that the regions in germany nowadays speak nothing but standard german
Easton Ward
not unlike Slavic languages, actually - very longwinded and unmelodic
Andrew Gray
It's as if someone was screaming and giving orders to me.
Pretty traumatizing
Lincoln Walker
Frenchman here
Once spoken, especially with the Austrian accent, it's not that harsh.
But the written language appears really cold, rough and otherworldly. I wish to get used to it sometimes, but I'll say that much, it contributes to homesickness on my part.
Camden Adams
American memes are not funny user
Grayson Martinez
>But the written language appears really cold
bureaucratic?
Lincoln Robinson
Pol slovenskih narečij "poje", user
Nathan Rogers
But it's supposed they're going to send back all syrian rapuges.
Jason Kelly
Hard but with softer endings with all the ichs and shit
it seems like the vocabulary is pretty small because i always notice key words coming up over and over more than any other language. Especially fucking genau.
Adrian Russell
I like like it sounds. Rammstein is cool.
Henry Bennett
>What does German sound like to you?
German words (including place name and name of a things) sounds really cool to Japanese.
As German words are too cool, we are embarrassed when we use Germans words.
Haven't Germans ever feel same as us?
Of course we like German words very much ^^
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Levi Brooks
Very harsh. Exactly the same thing with Chinese. I can't tell when they get angry. I feel like they are everytime. RAUS SCHEISSE SCHNELLA GELD. I haven't been learning German, I only know these words
Hudson Butler
Although this is a troll post I'd like to point out that Germany is surprisingly strict when it comes to not knowing the language.
Sure, there are some companies that may offer international jobs but you absolutely require to know at least some German for other things, like basic living.
Almost all of the services are in German only. Hell, I've been to the town hall and met employees who can't hold a conversation in English. Don't get me started on land lords, supermarkets, public transport, internet etc. You rarely see English signs anywhere.
Inb4 refugees. Yeah, they don't know German but they are taken care of by ethnic Germans who function as communication partners.
The language is definetely not dying out.
Adam Garcia
Not really, it's the global aspect of it. Lots of long words, lots of consonants etc. Once spoken it's a lot more fluid and I like the tyrolean accent, it's cute the way they say "bitteh" and stuff, but when I face like a set of instructions on a gas pump it overwhelms me, the severity of the language
Jose Parker
nah, the dialect here is pretty alive
Kevin Scott
It just sounds like English with slightly different word order (split verbs) and more usage of the throat.
Learning it was a breeze. Forgetting it was also a breeze, because there are no German speakers left here and thus no way to retain the language. German used to be the 2nd most common language in the USA up until the 1910s, then you can kinda guess what happened there.
Jayden Myers
It is. It's racist, nazist and hitleric. It is going to be banned in 2027. Screencap this.
Dominic Lewis
Reminds me of a joke Tool song about hash eggs. I'm sure Germans will enjoy this song
Levi Sullivan
Ever learned French?
Aaron Evans
French doesn't even have consistent rules for phonetics. It's 80%+ of the reason why English as a language is fucked up, thanks to 1066 and this asshole
Jacob Morgan
depends who's speaking but for the most part it sounds really goofy, especially when younger people speak it
Wyatt Reyes
I like it, it reminds me of small1870s midwestern towns
Caleb Rogers
Testosterone laden, cool as fuck.
Ethan Johnson
Like he said, when I speak German to girls they say it sounds super soft and cute. I'm not very good at speaking German though since I never practice it. Here's me reading about half of the Erlkönig by Goethe.
Jayden Morris
Sounds just like a french accent to me. You're right, very soft and faggy
Evan Cruz
Sounds fucking metal and manly thats why i learnt it
Leo Nguyen
>faggy
Good, girls love that shit.
Jason Flores
any country that is so cucked that it puts its signs in english and not its own langauge is gross.
Alexander Reyes
>it contributes to homesickness on my part
I'm sorry for that.
Why are you in Austria and how long will you stay there?
Eli Thompson
Do you like it when women speak German?
Jose Davis
>tyrolean accent
oh you
Henry Moore
Well we had some guy 12 years ago who actually mad the accent fun
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Carson Roberts
it's very sharp and not exactly pleasant, but it does sound sophisticated and smart
Zachary Barnes
bestial grunts
slavic languages: always singing
other romance languages: autistic
Daniel Mitchell
>Do you like it when women speak German?
I like it when they speak Bavarian like here: youtube.com