/brit/

>4pm

wasted another day despite getting up at 7

The toilers still have an hour in toil

I'm just waking up in california

Scrommiting

not racist just dont like em

got snow lads

you need to do things

you can see the outline of my middle finger in my mouse gunk
cute

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20min left actually

Cut my own hair with the garden shears again lads

Got 2 hours remaining me. Was meant to speak with a yank client of ours but she hasn't responded to my e-mail.

Whitechapel season 2 was pretty good

your middle finger rests on the rmb?
mine rests on the wheel
use my ring finger for rmb

having a wank lads
doing a poo
having a think
about (You)
poos and wanks
and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

I just finished with her, she's fixing her hair now

It's my first time in california. Homelessness is a huge problem and even those with a home live like they are homeless, hoarding shit and decaying houses. Only worth living here if you're rich because then it's like living like a god

yeah, index takes cares of lmb and wheel, middle and ring just sit there lifeless most of the time

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toil mouse

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*stands up*
*bangs hands together as hard as i can*
*releases a single tear*

live in perpetual fear that one day i'll ejaculate blood

tell me about californee

this but with pee whilst shagging

Going to do a tour of the nordic nations to connect with my pagan ancestors starting in denmark, going to sweden, finland, norway, scotland, the faroe islands and culminating ina hot spirng in iceland and yes i will be wearing my mjolnir for the journey ok

once cut my nob on a homemade fleshlight and there was blood everywhere
it was one of the most horrifying experiences of my life
still managed that wank though

Right, that was the last wank for today

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based

can't pee when i've got a boner, how do you manage it

this but with ants

>leftypol is an incel that wanks to negresses
shocking

where was the cut? near the japs eye?

Corrrrrrrrr

is he ok

talking to a 5'2" jewess
should I ask her out lads

My ex gf is genuinely dating a black guy and im so fucking pathetic that i genuinely got off to interracial porn like two days after I found out.

Hate IR porn now, hated it then, but for some reason it seemed like what I was supposed to do

is that a μ button above the right shift key on a french keyboard?

jidf is here

>implying rorke doesn't also want to scramble for africa

wish it was the mid-late 90s

peak of human civilisation

yes it is. what do you have

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Screaming about niggers in the workplace

on the side of the bell end
right where it's most sensitive
takes a lot to make me cry these days but i don't mind telling you i cried a bit

Not him but I would imply that yeah

sucking a golf ball

give me something to write a poem about

just got sissy hypnoed

I'm actually so sick of white american men and this shit
you're all so fucking creepy bet you make black cock jokers in person and watch sports games

There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.

understandable m8 a man's knob is sacred

#, ~ when holding shift

what do you use μ for?

A horse who's jealous of Mr. Morse stealing all his gorse

are you the african lad who visited yankton

wish I could've been born in 1970 in japan and die in 2002

just a reminder that a war in Venezuela would be aesthetic and based

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love it when mongs post brainlets about others when they're actually the brainlet

When they are talking about μtorrent haha

>There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

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never use it tbf. I'd rather have your key instead

plucking a flower during sunset

have an aunt who was born in 1969 and died in 1992 (before i was born)

No

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how did you write the μ?
do you have a french keyboard?

fascinating
keep us posted about your other family members, we're all on the edge of our seats

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69 lol. Lolling about 69 at my desk. Girl comes over and asks what's so funny. I stare at my lap and mumble incoherently until she leaves

how did yoμ?

alt codes innit

I copied it with the copy function on my telephone and pasted it with a similar method

she shot herself in the head

with a proper gun, like. nlew hear brains out

fairly metal way to off yourself, especially for a woman

There once was a jealous old horse
How he raged when old Morse stole his gorse
His action in truth
Was to kick with his hoof
Now ol' Morse drinks his meals through straws

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dont know

i drew it in ms paint and posted it as a picture

who you lads got in the super bowl?

good lass

cannot begin to put into words just how little I care

Doing a deep and dark depression lads

forgotten something

one of the more famous neanderthal finds is of an individual so old and beat up they likely couldn't have done anything on their own. But evidence shows they had their injuries and disabilities long before death.

i've seen pictures of her, she was a qt, i'd have let her molest me if she had lived long enough to do so

mum keeps sending loads of updates about some random stabbing that happened at the weekend on the family whatsapp group

bizarre behaviour

>unitoil and toil today

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Stellar. Really nailed all the beats. Lines, words, rhymes; it's got every ingredient of-- dare I say it? I think I dare --a limerick

Writ my own poem about horse morse and gorse some time ago, few years now, and posted it on /brit/, to very little applause, possibly none, possibly deservedly

Where do women belong?

In prison.

A red evening glow
Bathing my petal-brushed hand,
Enfolding my soul

>family whatsapp group

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used to write poetry about how much i hate darkies

unitoil is genuinely so much worse than regular toil

just had a 250 question comm exam that I probably bombed after revising all night.

Meanwhile toilers have pulled up an excel report and are pretending to type stuff in for 8 hours

couldn't tell you what gorse means without googling it

and i'm not googling it

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