>be Mario Vargas Llosa
>be Peruvian
>be a good novelist
>be right-wing
>be a presidential candidate for Peru in 1990
>retarded Peruvians hate you so much they read your sex/violence passages in the radio just to scare voters
>lose the election to some Jap whose parents are cousins or something (Alberto Fujimori Fujimori) and who doesn't even have Native American nor Spanish blood
>become the national laughing stock
>move to Spain
>20+ years later, Fujifag, after fleeing to Japan like a filthy rat and being extradited, the now almost-eight-years-old is sentenced to 25 years in prison for corruption, murder, human rights violation, and so on, while you win the FUCKING NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE
>tfw Peru lost the opportunity to have a writer president and instead went for a filthy rat
>whoslaughingnow.mp3
what does Peru have to say about this?
Be Mario Vargas Llosa
>Peru lost the opportunity to have a writer president
so what
novelists aren't fit for governing, that's why they're novelists
I'm sure that they tried their best, user.
But he's right wing and right wingers are the only people who can make countries first world
A ruler who doesn't think what he's doing is a retard. History proved Vargas Llosa right.
Fujimori ended up being Vargas Llosa on steroids though, he went even farther with the reforms that MVL proposed, sure it sucks that he also implemented a brutal dictatorship but thanks to his economic policies Peru has been one of the fastest growing economies in South America for over 20 years.
Peru sits on colossal mineral reserves
The fact that they grew in the 90s and 2010s instead of just the 2000s when the commodity boom boosted the other meme countries in the region proves that they actually have a solid macroeconomic foundation though.
I do not recognize the current Peruvian Masonic state, I only recognize the Viceroyalty of Peru.
>right wing good
>soyjak.jpg
Never said it was good, just how things were.
>right wing bad
France needs a right wing leader or you'll become Africa 2.0
>Peru has been one of the fastest growing economies in South America for over 20 years.
The bar is not really that high, though.
based royalist
kek what u get for 1941, get japcucked
> marriages a cousin
ew.
he's rotting in jail now so all's good
>not a single Peruvian is replying
kek
The Nobel Prize is bullshit. They named Lula for the Peace Prize.
Elections in 1990 had interesting candidates everywhere, and so on *sniff*
>you'll become Africa 2.0
Why are people on this board so fucking obsessed with this? Fuck off. And our president and government is already right wing
spics need brutal dictatorship or to be colonies. they are incapable of rational self government
>And our president and government is already right wing
He's a centralfag.
>Why are people on this board so fucking obsessed with this?
So is it true then? lol
>novelists aren't fit for governing, that's why they're novelists
?
but he's right
This
>millions of people in the public sector clogging everything up after left-wing government, the state can barely pay them all, hyperinflation
>hey if I win half of you will have to go
>Fujimori says he won't fire anyone, then wins and does it twice as hard as expected
>Vargas Llosa ragequits to Spain
People don't wanna lose their jobs, who would've thought.