You wake up in Tenochtitlan in 1519, what do you do?

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FIST BUMP MY NIGGA MOCTEZUMA
WE BLACK BROTHERS GOTTA STAY TOGETHER AGAINST THE WH*TE MENACE

drain the lake

Die of smallpox

Invest all my time and effort on building guns and arming the people to defend the land against european invaders even if that means I won't be able to exist.
And hope not to cause a paradox.

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Smallpox existed after europeans

tell them about the eurocucks coming

find cortes and rape some sexy indias with my spanish bros

Sneeze and instigate a small genocide.

Bathe in Lake Texcoco!

Sacrifice 100 prisioners to Tlaloc

Which arrived around that time

practice my dicksucking skills

Spaniards aren't wh*te, which makes it even worse. Sons of KARA BOGA killing each other, it's simply disgusting.

>implying anyone's gonna wanna get their dick sucked by some hairy albino monkey

Pretend I'm a God

sneeze
run away
come back a week later
????
profit

I would recommend the Tlatoani (king) to start making alliances with important regional kingdoms instead of invading them and killing all people lol

If we're correct, modern spaniurds are healthy and bath themselves regularly (we want to believe this), so your sneezing jokes doesn't make any sense.

fuck shit up

i would tell them to refuse the spanish and contact the english instead

Kill the king, marry his daughter and other noble girls and declare myself king.
Force everyone to convert to catholicism, wage a info wars agains't the invasors, accusing them of being jews that hate Jesus.

Send tons of gold to Pope with a letter asking to be allowed to start a new Inquisiition to purge the invasors(jews)

*muere en el altar de sacrificios*

you should see the sneed meme beyond this post

Kill indians

I use my whiteness to lead the aztecs as a god.

Based Spaniards