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anime

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me as of today

rate the progress lads

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who the FUCK wants some lemonade?!?!

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>american flag complaining about american flags
You're part of the problem, fuck off

Shit progress for such a long period of time

whats the difference?

On the bus thinking about niggers

haha that is nice! Those girls seem so stupid I wouldn't want to talk.
From what I gather, some* Tinder girls do that (skip the public place, direct meetup at home and fuck), but apparently, most don't and want to screen you in a public place.

*like my (past) best friend / oneitis who quickie fucks at her place everyone but poor me.

take one or two cycles

you got better lighting and learned to flex huh? impressive!
also dire fucking tattoos

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ignore the virgins, keep it up nice work

would you ever date a girl that admitted she fucked a guy from tinder once?

7.5/10 but please don't emphasize your big gay butt by tightening your belt too much. (fastening too tight)

its not like i've done it lad
am a literla virgin freak
i'm just saying
the average woman nowadays has the sexual appetite of a homosexual
and fags have hundreds if not thousands of partners
western civ is dead senpai

>relatively Jow Forums lad posts a picture
>hoardes of american flags come out to mock him

big think material

shag the gf 2-3 times per day but she's been basically blowing me off lately with the excuse that she can't shag like that because "she's not 16 anymore"
wtf is she saying here? she's already a knackered old woman or what? I'm 25 too ffs, it's till too young to be getting worn out

Love this

legs of a 2006 scene kid lmao

Shagged more dinners than you've had hot bird m8.

dont care virgin

looks like a poofter to me

sneed

>posts a pciture of himself on Jow Forums
>people aren't nice
More news at 10

Cut it down to 1-2, show her some fucking respect she'll be the mother of your kids one day

meant to go gym but feel increasingly ill, think the gf has dosed me with something

>relatively Jow Forums lad
Relative to an Auschwitz survivor, maybe.

Me mentioned

[enter your gf is unfaithful joke here]

Yanks are fat and dumb, I take all their insults as compliments.

inadvertently took an IQ test hungover, wonder what I'll get

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t. the retard getting mocked
you literally look the same except for lighting and flexing

whatever
*jiggles your bitchtits*
hahahah
*slaps your face*
*punches you in the gut*
lmaoo laugh at this fat mixed race bastard

TrUmP iS aN aLpHa MaLe YoU gUiSe He'S pLaYiNg 9d ChEsS

Chest is very clearly much bigger

Saved ;)

Shes ready for a black bull lad
Shes had enough of your frail white form
Time to move on

I bought my first smartphone a year ago especially for Tinder, I installed it, gave my phone number and then chickened out.
I laff when I get notifications :
- your profile is trending! (I don't even have one, not even a name)
- you have a match!
- if you don't log in your profile will be hidden

Fuck, I could write a Medium article about it, I actually found a perfect way to bust their lying notifications.

Done 50 pull-ups today

would you ever date/marry a girl that you know fucked someone from tinder before you dated

can't tell because you're flexing in the second pic you insecure twat

just for fun post that pic on Jow Forums and see what they have to say

its 2019 you really have no choice

Watching Skins lads.
MY WILLY DON'T WORK haha classic

sucking a golf ball

me 10 minutes ago

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Done 51 pull-ups today

face like a slapped arse, this bloke

Fuck off, wog.

This is a big plus

sticking with the gf then

Depends on how many.
If it's just one, she's a Saint in my book.

>she can't shag like that because "she's not 16 anymore"
>gfing a toastie
Lad...

I'm a 5 foot nothing office administrator on the bus you pair of seething blobs haha

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My gf has shagged 10 lads now including me. Total slag or average?

Would punch the alien/lizard that had those green eyes

>"she's not 16 anymore"
W-what was she like when she was 16?

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>white people with brown eyes and black hair are identical to black people
Ok m8 haha nice one *gets up and walks away*

woke up this morning
got myself a bum

even worse if you're 5 feet tall and made that little of gains lmao

>How can I be racist is my husband's boyfriend is black?

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It appears you don't understand the image

they are in terms of diversity

africa is the most genetically diverse continent but ok

>gfing a toastie

lol

I'm not the poster you special kind of retard

why would you ask virginchannel this? you know what response you're going to get

Was just singing this in the shower are you spyin on me bruce
I won't hesitate to break you if you are

ever wank to porn where a lad fucks another girl in front of his wife

need a cuckquean gf tbf

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190's gonna be here later so I want you all on your best behaviour
No coarse language

going to my uni's physics department to work on my big paper: the nigger conjecture

She is hot

what's a good reason to go to australia that won't make australians hate me or brits laugh at me. can't say the weather.

Don't like the album version

Like this version

youtube.com/watch?v=nRYmQGOvrEY

SIMPLE AS

You've got poo eyes waheeey

do you think Corbyn has mild autism?

Mental how much the 'left wing' hate the working class innit

Obsessed with Turtle, visiting to stalk and kill him

that would be asia but ok

>it's never employed people who complain about immigrants taking their job

really makes you think

Just shoved some md deep into my bum

Britains a shithole and aussies have funny accents

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You are a puritan who cannot practice his devotion to God in a way you see fit because of the tyrannical yoke of the anglican church

>I won't hesitate to break you if you are
better men than you have tried and failed

Truly /ourguy/