At least you didn't listen to Jow Forums about university being a jewish scam and ruin your life

At least you didn't listen to Jow Forums about university being a jewish scam and ruin your life....

Every job that offers respect, progression and a salary you can live off of requires a degree. I don't know if I have to lie about having a degree or just kill myself at this point. Stay in school kids.

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you have to be a non fucking retard degenerate for 4 years out of your life and pass with a C+ average.

Is it that fucking hard you low IQ american fucks?

Passed with Cs and make 110k CAD a year 4-5 years later.

Life is easy when you aren't a fucking leech on society. Unless you make my burgers at Dairy Queen, thank you poor dumb fucks

What? Instead of going to college, I got the AWS Certified Developer certification
aws.amazon.com/certification/
Making barely six figures as I'm doing my developer operations apprenticeship

nah dude just watch youtube you can learn everything from a 4 year degree in a month

>the typical loser millennial answer to the workforce

Hey guy what is your education for this position? Oh I jerked off and watched generic How to YouTube videos

Dumb americunt

What a coincidence I live in canada too.

Is there any hope for me?

Should I get this?

I dropped out about 5 years ago? All i needed to do was finish some lower division math (calculus? i think) and i'd be done but had a nice lil major depressive episode that stopped that right up.

Ended up doing software dev instead. Probably should go back and finish at some point.

never went to college. last years taxable income was over 150k

get your hustle on son. do your research. most successful people do not need college as a platform to success.

try for a sales job. get a suit and hair cut. get creative. step outside the box, have some confidence in yourself. go rent boiler room for inspiration.

Ok I'll bite
What do you do?

I'd recommend it to anybody that finds networking in the cloud interesting. A ton of companies are using AWS and it just gets more popular every year so the certification imo is really useful

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that's the joke man
trying to become a supreme Court Justice or surgeon general without attending tertiary education is just laughable

Kek, bragging about getting Cs. How can you be so dumb? As are fucking cakework

feelin a little sour that we learn for free the same stuff you put yourself into a lifetime of debt for

Feels like they want people with degrees though is the problem.

Now that Holo is replacing it you might want to get your Holo certification

run a couple startups. full time developer. own a hair salon

Some do, some don't. I don't have a degree and I got a job just fine

got solutions architect assosciate. Also just finished my degree and im starting at 75k.

How are you hitting 6 figs already? Also I got put on a dockerfile generation project which is a bit of a bitch, so not getting to do any actual migrations. What are you doing with developer specifically?

Is there hope for me if this is the only cert I get?

This is retarded, nvm the actual social skills & friends you make in college.

The old boys network is a real thing, and you can't 'learn that' from youtube in a month.

get into the real world you basement idiot.

I wish I went to university so much.

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I wouldn't worry too much, the world is going to quickly look like Fallout 4 once the Boomers retire and Millennials are required to keep shit running by themselves.

Hows that working out for you faggot? Not everyone lives in shit hole america and has to go into debt to have an education

desu I exaggerated; "nearly six figures" but it's actually 90k. On the developer side, one of the things I do is create and maintain Python scripts that scrape various websites for pirated content

yeah, but there are other AWS certifications which might interest you more so I'd advise checking out the various options first

I'll look into it tonight.
Thanks user

just finished uni and started my wageslave job. Litterally 0 coworkers: all remote. Loud ass dude behind me like in office space. Got handed a very ambitious project no one else wanted because it is impossible to overdeliver, very high likelihood of failure.

Office work could be comfy elsewhere but its stressful for me. Wish i just had something with clear objectives and direction, but you don't get to pick.

personally as soon as I arrived at my office gig, I realized "holy fuck I am not meant to be an employee, i need to get a side gig running ASAP." So now I am going to be wasting my degree shortly. (3 months needed for crowdfunding and customer validation for 2 different initiatives)

look at this, another mentally ill wagie.

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>AWS Certified Developer certification

O dear. Are you a novell engineer? MCSE? Cisco certified. You are worthless garbage with a vendor mock qualification. You are not a graduate or even close.