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I want to have sex with Emma Watson edition

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guarantee i end up shagging this cow

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leftypol drinks lucozade unironically

how about fuck off you blogging twat

first

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enjoy your stds

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Nice Jow Forums file name. You stole this picture. You yourself are probably a cow.

is she fat

Her face looks like a rubber mask. Why anyone thinks she's remotely attractive is beyond me

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i got syphilis just from reading this

brits blogging is the cornerstone of /brit/

So lonely
Man was not meant to live like this

gf just sent me this lads

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tune

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look at her

This is a good idea. I had not considered this before but now I am going to make her my submissive little slut.

>stop le blogging

fuck off back to the other place pronto

Listening to a bit of the ol' 'ead 'elly singing 'bout 'ottin 'icking

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got 1345 followers lads

what do I call a judge my lord or your honour

whats a good documentary to watch that's on youtube?

If you still support Brexit then you are voting to make your country weaker and your children poorer. You are more dangerous to this nation than any terrorist could ever be. This damage will last for generations.

hehe

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Because Hermione was the hot, introverted girl who hung around with all the dorks.

It’s been every loser’s dream since the dawn of man.

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but so is our lot
sisyphus was happy

sir

Brit: yanks know nothing about geography, bet they cant find monaco on the map

Yank: Hm.. maybe, but bet you have no clue where costa rica is

Brit: FOY you stupid twat. Don't care about some smelly mexican shithole

Yank: I see...

Are you looking to genuinely learn something or just want some soothing kino to fall asleep to?

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what harry potter did it become acceptable to crack one out over Hermione?

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phwoar

What's wrong little finnshit, worried you can't leech of our taxes anymore?

Stop being untermensch

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Thicc milf at the gym
Face isnt great but big bobs and well shaped bum/thighs

What do i do lads

Philosopher's Stone

i'm not like any of you

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either/or i'm going to add them to a playlist for toil

I want to ride my

third one, the kino one

rate the build lads
>Intel® Core™ i7-8700
>ASUS® H310M-A R2.0
>8GB Corsair VENGEANCE DDR4 2400MHz (2 x 4GB)
>8GB NVIDIA GEFORCE RTX 2070
>2TB Seagate firecuda 3.5" SSHD

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Fuck you!

Well this is a good one to fall asleep to, has a nice mummy voice narrator

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terrible

based rothschild rag

around about half blood prince
nonce

is that enough ram?

This guy is over rated

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>(2 x 4GB)
2x8Gb would be better
TB Seagate firecuda 3.5" SSHD
hybrid SSD+HDD is a bad choice
> RTX 2070
This is the worst GPU generation. Too much bad cards

>let me tell you about your country

All Welsh people should be ______

sucking a golf ball

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hate this gimmick, long having to scroll up and work out which post they're referring to

Time to look alive, lad. Don't try too hard, though, lest you fuck up and fail/get hurt.

you dont have a foreskin because the jews took it and made it into anti aging cream

poster below me is a paki

Need at least 16GB of RAM

t. computer pro

rorke has a dash of lemonade in his pint

Kissed.

SOYUZ NERUSHIMY

represented in parliament like all UK citizens in a fair and just way

don't fall for the 16gb ram meme

Just had whole wheat rice and salmon for lunch and a nice cold water to wash it down

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hahahhaa

random blogging is the life and soul of /brit/*

*only short non-secular posts by anons

>Time to look alive

What kind of meaningless chad advice is this?

It's not a meme.

just reheated some rice

coaled

I mean, Alfred was so far away ago that his kingdom was basically “my country” as well.

And it’s not like I can’t read up on him and study him as well, you fucking retard.

Spring for the 8700k
Having a I cpu is better all around

yeah course you are iqbal

hope you die of bacterial infection x

might nip down to the kitchen and eat

keep me posted
on the edge of my seat here lad

you dun fucked up now

don't fuck with crazy man!

you can reheat it once.

might eat a nip in the kitchen

If Alfred was alive he would think Satan had taken over England and sent Muslims to rule you as punishment for your sins of gluttony

I want to play bed hockey with Emma Watson.

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>his kingdom was basically “my country” as well

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how do i be a less cynical person

always reheat the chinese leftovers for breaky next day, what you going to do about it?

Enjoy your shite computer, John

not sure what to do on valentine's day

just made a shitty blogpost about my gay mundane life nobody cares about lads

I have just as much claim to the heritage of Alfred as you lol. Maybe even more

install grindr and get bred by a pozzed daddy type

loving the economist slowly losing their minds.
around 2001-5 they were whining that blair was too left wing.

should've been more grateful for your ideological day in the sun you fancy-covered shower of bastards.

i care about your gay life

i'll be texting my grandad happy birthday

>I have just as much claim to the heritage of Alfred as you lol. Maybe even more

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MY LIFE IS A FUCKING MESS