Who's your country's bes fren?

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reminder that bongoloids would've done this to you if it wasn't for WW1

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Straya. They're us with bastardized British accents.

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Hypersonic missile.

those socialists

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they're not so much bastardized, as they are fully derived from underclass modes of speech, and vernacular of the 19th century

and also drunken slurring

That's what we get for trusting Anglos.

Never trust anglos. Never.

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Give her back

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Probably france nowadays

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We learned our lesson bud,even after we let go of the pink map, scrapped in ww1 and lended islands for military bases in WW2 they left us to rot in the colonial war.

We dont have friends, they disappoint us

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Maybe ask the parents that were responsible for killing their kid and then hiding their body.

They literally weren't using it for anything whatsoever.

We don't have one

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This your mind on Anglo

>You weren't using your sovereign territory the way WE want you to
>Therefore we can just declare war and take it over

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>claim land for hundreds of year that time and time again proud anglo men defend your right to
>take advantage of this generosity by... doing absolutely nothing
>get surprised when it's taken from you by the lad who might actually make something of it

>julius caesar
>roman emperor
mhhhh i don't know why but i think that these quotes may be wrong

>This is what our "greatest ally" sounds like

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Enjoy being annexed by Spain then I guess.

Wrong. The average working class Brit looks like pic related. The Jeremy Kyle Show handpicks the worst of British society for the rest of Britain to ridicule and laugh at.

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Our alliance made sense at a point,and you were definitely great aid in certain times(we also gave you whatever we could,even if just materials). But the Anglo instincts to bring destruction to everybody around them cannot be held for long.

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I have no idea why people on Jow Forums promote this British-Portuguese alliance as if it has any actual bearing within the real world.

Despite limited pull and past abuses it's still the USA.

>the most peaceful period in European history was under British dominance
>hurr durr anglos want to destroy everything

I know you’re trying to get a rise out of me, but I really don’t care. I plan to leave this shithole in a couple of years.

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SEETHING krauts

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Reminder that anglos still owe an apology to best girl.

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I fucking love Israel

Pretty sure its the volga german he really hates the uk

We have/had many frens, but no best fren, at least until nowadays, Germany has a very warm relationship with us and seems to want the carolingian empire back

seriously who cares about some piece of shit land in africa? london and lisbon are full of shitskins because of that.

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>because of that
Sweden had no colonies and is still full of niggers

Bhutan

Well that's because they're a German vassal.

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Hanz. how niggerfied is germany? Would you say you have more of them than The uk?

What about muslims?

so if immigration is due to colonialism
how come you have so many Poles?
it's Hans you stupid retard

Probably Germany or France. They kill Anglos

they go there for the gibs, they also come here for the gibs, but usually because that colonialism connection, same happens in France, Netherlands, Britain, Spain.

i will just leave this here, from a famous book.

>Many Germanic knights received land titles in Portugal during the 12th century as gratitude for their support during the Reconquista

>In the battle of Aljubarrota in 1385, there were a few Germans fighting alongside the Portuguese

>In the Portuguese armada of Francisco de Almeida to India, there were several German soldiers and ships included in its ranks who profited from the spice trade alongside the Portuguese

>There was probably not a single Portuguese overseas holding in Africa and Asia in which there weren’t Germans there fighting alongside the Portuguese in its defense

>Is estimated around 10.000 German men and women died in service of the Portuguese crown

>Two Portuguese princesses were Empresses of Germany, There were 11 royal marriages between Portugal and Germany

>In the 19th century, a German prince prevented Portugal from going to a civil war and protected many of its monuments to which are still standing

>Fernando Pessoa, one of the most notable and famous poets from Portugal, wrote in the 20th century “the Portuguese soul must forever be at the side of its sister, the Germanic soul”

>The Gestapo and the SS traveled to Portugal on purpose to be trained by the Portuguese political police, the PIDE, tactics of interrogation and espionage. 1000 portuguese volunteers fought in the ii world war for Germany.

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Irish are fucking based and every French love them.

Hard to tell, there's this meme that "everybody hates France" since we've been living in an Anglo world and we've undeniably fallen from grace since 1940.
I'd say it's something between Germany, Belgium or Québec.

dunno
Scotland? Not a country but...

Portugal

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I talked to my first irish today since a kid like me in a football ground around Cork in early 2000's.

Germany, The others are french speaking people, we don"t kno much the flemish bart of Belgium, it doesn't count.

Not Portugal.

>mom i posted the collage again! look at these cherry-picks!

If the UK gets to say USA or USA gets to say Australia then why can't we say other French speaking countries ? It isn't fair.

Germany is posting this. Holy shit.

They literally let in 1.4million rapefugees.

Estonia but I hope that our relations with Hungary would improve also to make the uralic bond stronger.

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>Betraying your Iberian allies for the subhuman anglo

we know nothing about germany tho. the only time we hear about germany is when someone on tv want to show we are subhuman. i won't call that friendship

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We know enough. They are fellow comrades and humans.

GERMANY!

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love how you always see americans saying this shit and never australians.
it's like the retarded kid who thinks chad is his best friend

White Women love Muslim/Arab men.
Deal with it!

Our rifles

Israel :DDD

>joined forces with the french to invade us several times, complains because we made alliances too

still spain and portugal are bros. anglo's are bro's that live away

It's quite shitty to mock the lower class when it was the upper class who are responsible for whatever historical misdeeds you hold us responsible for.

krauts and frogs are destined to eradicate anglos someday.

AFRICA.

Unfortunately Brazil has no best friend, I think.

The country is an isolated universe.

Perhaps Portugal or Uruguay.

The French were involved in the exact same things (creating America, the colonial era, harbouring the Rothschilds, WWI, starting WWII, etc.) that everyone blames us for.

Why do you never attack them?

UK

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Coz we're irrelevant nowadays :')

What a cheeky grin on that lad.

Obviously fucking magyars

France you have us!

Most of these are from shitty tabloids that are well known here for being fake news outlets.

And also, yes they are "Asian", that's what they're called here.

uwu cute!

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