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just scoffed an entire terry's chocolate orange edition

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not a fan of nigger music

Please REPLY ME

not a fan of niggers

did you know if you touch a receipt you turn into a bender?

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Fuck off Ivan. You insulted Emma.

£1 in tesco innit

I’m on a diet. This first couple weeks is always the hardest.

not a fan

been sleeping at the receipt factory then have you?

bumping this thread

that's how they got me
you on grindr?

Coffee cowboy 2day

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*replies you*

anime

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white people cant be racist against jews

based

big fan of asians me

CAM ON N'GUBU

STICK IT IN THE BACK A THE FACKIN' ONION BAG

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Insulted? I told you truth

shame you're going to miss Chemainus, my great uncle did a mural there

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going shop for a beer, a bag of crisps and maybe a choccy bar :3

vile disgusting nonce paedo freak

worst post ever made in any /brit/ thread ever

Fuck off you autistic retard.

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the rabbi was fuming when i told him i found out i was related to hitler

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what a dumb n word

cornetto

doing my absolute best

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Listening Queen whole day, lads

what hideous juxtaposition

Heard you've been a naughty girl

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hope it's closed

best posts ever made in any /brit/ thread ever

WEST VIRGINIIAAAAA
mOUNTAIN MAMMA

You live in a bordered geographic region controlled by a government entity which calls itself England, or the Uk, or Scotland, or Germany, or Japan.

Our world is changing and in 500 years, we will throw out those useless words like English or British or Scottish or German or Japanese

Identities and defiers like those will be useless and non existence

We will all be speaking one langauge which we will simply call the Language. We will all live in one place that we will call the Place

everything i buy off ebay i check their names on paypal its always abdul mehmets or muhammed khan

see

Hey em it’s funny how friendly we are together when you don’t know it’s me posting aha

You’re a good lad just calm down is all x

big if true

everybody knowssss
everybody caresssss
i'm not a narcissist i sweaaaaar

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bender

i just said this in my head...

>er zum bad gehen

is this acceptable as a reply?

when i turn 30 i will immeadeatly try to achieve the Clarkson body type and i will dress like Clarkson

no we won't.

the paradox of anime in /brit/: a cuter image gets a more violent negative reaction. more study is needed.

Fucking hell imagine going out like this

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in 2066 the United States of EVROPA will invade your sorry islands and take it from you negroes for ever

no you

based
cringe

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anybody here been to russia?

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okay, now imagine falling into a tub of LYSERGIC acid

lol

share a hairline with that lad on the right

sex has become a chore lads

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>cuter
>anime
freak

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Baleeegdeh

I’d be Lyon if I said it didn’t hurt

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i don't make the rules

No (you)s. Feelsbadman

the so-called "omad"

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replaying the events leading up to the breakup with the ex over and over in my head haha

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might restart fable 3 again

You know they still show Dog The Bounty Hunter on T.V. ?
Grim programme.

I mean shit just imagine rushing him to the hospital, man would be half fucking melted at that point you’d have to completely rinse him and by the time you do that the worst of the damage is done

FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT. THE GF DOESNT REALIZE THAT SEX FEELS GOOD FOR BOTH OF US, SO SHE MAKES ME GIVE HER HEAD UNTIL SHE CUMS EVERY TIME OTHERWISE ITS "NOT FAIR"

>crinkle cut chips

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all of your posts are shit

umm whats this you ungrateful cunt

*runs through your head*

Christ dude, chill out on the dressing

why not just finger her?

It's on here too

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hollywood is fucking full of nonces

wish some psycho freak would go postal inside the oscars

I feel like this right now. Scoffed too much fresh tagliatelle

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Form me it's Storage Wars and that guy that yells "YUUUUUUUUP"

Any 90s skate punk man in?

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missus cooked me tea :)

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"it's not the same type of orgasm"

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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idk what it means

>crinkle cut dick

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i ruddy well hope not

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nonce poo wank nigger
am i doing this right?

What the fuck

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proper wedding song innit

if he asked me to end it quickly for him I'd have done it. Damn the law.

im russian diaspora
ama

it means that people that listen to queen take it up the arse

I wouldn't care as much if it was hidden valley or something but the nearby bar makes the ranch in house and jesus it's so good

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nanananana na na, na na na

Literally looks like shit

Momoa diddles his daughter and flaunts it in plain sight

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