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*drops an ancient meme on your foot*
youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI

genuinely 6 years. Jow Forums for 9 years.

im 27

4 and a bit years

why

2014 or so

Yeah mate get to the back of the line
*points you to a queue stretching miles consisting of spotty virgin freaks*

7 months

art ho

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since i got home 3 hours ago

Don't want to live here anymore

nice try mark

any art hoe man

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Good riddance the UK is shit

might go to bed at 9 and have a nice long sleep

unironically been on the chon since I was 13

spooned a "goth" girl last night
didn't get to nob her however

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cute

>"great" shitain

the grass is always greener mate
i would rather live in the usa

Roommate made me feel like a complete bitch by swiping two bottles of vodka. Never had the nerve to steal anything that big or well guarded. Think I have to do it now to respect myself.

reckon she has an incredibly awkward personality and would not make a good mother.

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how the fuck

how gay are you

not

No you wouldn't

oi
where you from?

what was the smell

gf is crying because her pet bird died today

honestly ran out of caring after about 5 minutes now I don't know what to say

ripped the leaf gimmick off from tao lin

arto hoe

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dorset

*plunders your holdfast*

mental how theres so many different cultures even though we’re all the same species

like skips I imagine

And a partridge in a pear tree.

proto-gf asked me who's the person i dislike the most, and i had a long think about it and realised it's poleaboo. he's the worst human being i know personally.

no i probably wouldn't because i'm poor and lazy but i dunno mebbe i'd like to live in the wilderness or i'd feel more motivated because i'd get an anglophile yank gf

tell her to get over it already

ask her what you can do to help chirp her up a bit lad

what's with those dopey fringes

her place smells of cat wee so not fantastic
she's on her period
i'm not really sure how much i want to nob her though, i felt her tits and kissed her but she's quite different from me so not sure if she's gf material and don't want to smash and dash because she's cool

what you got againt britain, dorset?

does she have a hairy fanny?

Remind her of the necessity of the finiteness of life and how death should be celebrated via the memories of life.

LOL

keep checking the Facebook messenger app to see if the oneitis is active

a sure sign of a virgin freak

it's just not very good is it

think i started posting on brit around 2015

compared to what?

*looks behind myself*
*points at self*
who ME??

Big Mac wae bacon

feelsgoodman

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have an urge to build a bonfire and throw an unopened fray bentos pie on it and see what happens

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fuck off elsewhere then

>I'm a small business owner

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im not really living
im just about surviving from day to day
i have no life to live and nothing to live for

test

the British life

just got half way down my joint and had the realization that smoking weed is one of the most pathetic recreational activities you could really waste time doing

a lot of bangs probably

Yes
*squares up to you*
YOU

Will throw you on it.

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mmm liver and onions

lad in my team in work wants to take time off for 'stress' meaning toilberg will make me take on his stuff as well no doubt

dont think thats your screenshot

you'll find it soon enough

Fat cunt

>wants to
he doesn't want to. he's being forced to through illness. show some fucking respect.

ignore this has been me for 11 years

where's the new?

Why does the BBC think some Yank not washing his paws is frontpage news FFS?

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>wikifeet

mad to think footfags have a whole wiki devoted to this deviancy

Business idea: pan-angloism, pan-slavism, pan-germanism, all at the same time

because he's an agent of the Orange Man and the Orange Man is BAD

think he's a bit soft desu

Orange Man is BAD
Orange Man is BAD
Orange Man is BAD
Orange Man is BAD
Orange Man is BAD

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Good.

blog on

why's she so fucking FIT, lads

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leftymongs have en entire wiki dedicated to complaining about rightwingers

Lmao. Remember when the media had an absolute shitfit over the NPC meme?

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she’s the best one you cretin

Need Emma Watson to sit on my face.

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>bbc

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toilberg is shouting through my letterbox saying "alexa play manic monday"

Get 3 sick days a year and used 1 already. Fucked lads

don’t get my news from reddit like you mate