Aliens invade country

>Aliens invade country
How would you react?

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Cough on them because of the low probability they’d have developed immunity to earth diseases

Buy antojitos from the aliens' food truck

they're demons

bravo shamyalan

Welcome my ancestors

Conquering whole Earth would be a trivial task for interstellar civilization

yeah that's what happened to the conquistadors right?

Lure them all to India and watch them have diarrhea. Or lure them to China, the Chinese would eat them alive

The New World gave us syphilis, outside of that the New World with Amerindians was too clean and/or too sparsely populated to produce something like Smallpox

die.

Any alien entity advanced enough to find, travel to and invade Earth will be able to do anything they want to us.

I don't think we will ever encounter any aliens, space is just too big for it to happen

We strategically side with them, and as history proved whenever we sided with someone, that side loses
You are welcome rest of the earth

a spacefaring civilization could easily avoid being infected by Earth bacteria and viruses

it's been proven syphilis already existed in Europe

We might encounter their robots.

Imagine what kind of viruses they could bring on Earth. Humanity would probably die in a day

Unless they have literally the same viruses, we could do a number on them. Syphillis ravaged Europe and did do some minor deaths (although not as much as Smallpox to the Amerindians)

>nazi germany

we would get absolutely dabbed on by any aliens that have the capability to get here. Our only hope is that they keep us alive for comedic purposes.

>Our only hope is that they keep us alive for comedic purposes.

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If X-COM taught us anything, it's that you can easily learn how to use their technology to kick their asses and then go to their home planet in a matter of months.

I would purge the unclean

*Gets impregnated*

research how they reproduce and work on capturing a male and a female to create a new genre of porn

Team up with them and use their technology to kill all niggers

Can we stop thinking that first contact will be the exact same thing as 1492? It makes you sounds like fucking retards

Try to get a job in space, i'm sure health benefits are amazing aswell as minimum wage.

I once drew a Simpsons comic where Lisa and Janey get tentacle probed by Kang and Kodos. Was p. good.

Man Resistance 1&2 take me back...

We survived terroni (kinda), nothing can kill us

We survived shitalians (kinda), nothing can kill us

Ally with them to undo trianon.

We were allied to Germany.

Help therm eradicating the human race

vote to leave the EU and deport them

Rant on imageboards whilst the NPCs embrace them.