/brit/

nah not you, you stay here

why he has to stay here

might use this thread
i like having it here now

much prefer older women me

Are you beto?

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who to play in india today lads

weeds fine

think I utterly fucked my prefrontal cortex by smoking a lot as a teenager

even when i smoked weed this wasnt me

It's not Beto, it's a random Mexican that doesn't even post here, he just comes to make new threads and has been doing it for over a month now.

twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1095166962903048192?s=19

are beto absolutely DECIMATED balumpf tonight lads

Just found out I have a brother.

I’m the only one other than my mom and dad who know. My other two siblings have no idea.

you got a stake in this?

remember the photo of the girl on google street view beto would post?
what was the deal with that

i post from time to time though

not particularly I just thought I'd share my observations
I think he fancied her or something idk

He’s from /cum/ but y’all can have him

just had sex lads

Beto supports the wall to avoid as much as possible Americans, a based man

bit of a creep that he had a crush on some random slav girl from google street view
shes just trying to live her life she doesnt need some random mexican obsessing with her

that was the virgin walk

You wanna fuck my arsehole?

Go ahead!

like the way older women speak
very good with words, especially when they put on the cautiously polite act. makes me diamonds.
"Well dear, I found these pictures of your little girlfriend... *ahem* "evacuating* herself on her face. These pictures are very... incriminating, sweetheart, and while I'd hate to send them out to everybody I'm gonna need to ask you to do one little thing for me. Do you think you could take care of this for me, hmmm? That's it honey.

*PPBBBBLLRLRLELRLRPPP*
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
*PBPBPBPBPBPBPPBPBPBPBBBP*
*plop*
*psss.........*
*BLPPLLPPHHHPHPH*
"Are you okay, sweetheart? Alright, just making sure."
*BRAAAPPPPP*
*PBBPBPVPGPBLHLTOB*

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this is like the first time I've noticed it in like 30 threads you've made.
/brit/ is going to build a wall and /cum/ is going to pay for it.
init

Beto was the Proto virgin freak

pineapple vanilla frozen fanta from magdonals

Was gonna say “mean” but then I read and figured it’d be for the best and you’re right

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>ignoring a rotten body this much
Wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=jr1rl4NKCeo
cried a lot watching this

keto advocates are the new stoners imo
can't walk ten metres without some absolute wasteman shouting to the heavens that carbs are bad for you

Carbs are bad for you

2 of the healthiest and most long-lived nations in the world subsist entirely on carbs you fuckwit (italy and japan)

that's a shitty analogy

*PBBLBLBLLLBBLT*
Alright, honey, I think that's where the well runs dry.
*pulls out electro dildo*
I'm sorry sweetheart, I know I said one thing but I think you'll love this. Be a good boy and hold still, alright?
*scoops poop from your mouth*
*shoves it up your ass as lube
*BZZZZZZZZ*
*shllllllluck*
*ZAP ZAP ZAP*
*bzzzzzZZZZ*
*shhhluck shluck schluck*
Oh my, dear, I think I was wrong about that sentiment. I can feel it coming, brace yourself honey.
*PBBBLBLHTLTLBLLB*
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
*BZZZZZZ*
*ZAP ZAP ZAP*
*PBPBPBPBPBPBPPBPBPBPBBBP*
*SHKREEEEEEEEEE*
*BZZZZZ*
"Alright hun, I think that's enough for one night. Let's have a look-see to see if you're OK."
*looks at the charred remains of your shit stained electrocuted asshole*
"Haha, looks like I did a number on you dear! Are you ready for round two?"
*you stopped breathing 4 minutes ago*

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Didn’t they recently prove that keto is actually stupidly dangerous

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ah yes, yank hours

Gonna get maccies breko

seething keto mong
wind your neck in yeah

HATE it

5am innit

ate 3000 calories again today
mental how it just happens without you noticing, all that food gone in the blink of an eye

At this point, can we all agree carbs are basically poison for the body?

why are you awake?

dunno
not tired

feel continuously victimised as a gamer in 21st century society

are you on drugs?

i had a banana and some chicken veggies and rice and a frozen fanta from maccies because im fat
probably going to have a donut when i get home too also because im fat

no
got wine for tomorrow though

did you get your electric card?

theyre selling a dvd of the royal wedding with the nigger in it at the post office for $5 on clearance

it's a key but yeah
£20 on the ol' meter

speaking of keys the gf hasn't unlocked my chastity cage in six weeks

It's not dangerous (it actually has a legitimate use for epilepsy sufferers) but it does have diminishing returns over time since most of the keto losses people brag about is actually just initial water weight being shedded due to a change in diet. Also the keto diet can be dangerous if you have certain health conditions. That doesn't mean it isn't a legitimate way to lose weight, especially for those not fond of counting calories.

CICO is probably better though since it's a basic guarantee to lose weight and is literally backed up by millions of people, and also simple fucking physics.

Somehow though when people see that cutting carbs can help you lose weight for them that translates into "carbs are literally fucking poison and it should never touch our gentle (overweight and gullible) bodies". I may be preaching to the choir, but carbs aren't bad for you at all and the "dangers" of carbs have never been proven scientifically

"Now, dear, I think it's time for round two."
*grabs drill*
*BRRRRRRREEEEEEEGHGHSJHDGH"
*blood spatters everywhere as she drills into your urethra*
*BZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP*
*BRRRRRRREEEEEEEGHGHSJHDGH*
*BPBPBPBPBPRRBPBRPPB*
*tssss....*
*SHKREEEEEEEEEE*
*BPBPBPBPBPRRBPBRPPB*
*plop*
*plop*
"Okay sweetheart, feeling better now?"
*looks at your blackened urethra, now filled with shit and burnt to a crisp by the electro dildo*
"Awwww, you poor thing...."

I don't like things which require any sort of "effort", e.g. work

'overpopulation' is code for 'nuke china and india so I don't have to change my lifestyle'

it's all or nothing

imagine how much better going to toil would be if it started at 10 instead of 8

you the lad that owes me a turtle pic?

Imagine unironically being a Brexiter under 55 years old.

this, dont even make posts longer than 10 words

you don't get flex time at work in yankland? I've been coming in at 10 for years, just have to make sure the toil gets done satisfactorily in exchange

imagine thinking you should have to change your lifestyle because some dumb chink apes can't learn how to use a condom or get an abortion

many older women would surely agree with me on this

Imagine unironically being a remainer

youtube.com/watch?v=ROj_1R36lX0

chune

NoCarb
NoPorn
NoFap
Intermittent Fasting
Lifting
Outdoors

Doing these to fix myself

imagine unironically liking the european union

no but heres a photo of my cat

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rorke choon
youtube.com/watch?v=atMaDsDFTds

C H O N K

some companies offer that but some are too big to have that flexibility and HR and management is literally hell bent on sticking to their shitty schedules even if no work is being done and was completed hours ago
fucking insane. want to move to a country with laws set in place for sick leave and vacations and the sorts

Literally me

got a new top job, david?

think that's it for me today.
good night lads
shall be dreaming about the older women while I rest

Writing my memoirs m8

alexandria ocasio-cortez... or should I say... madame president...

Might take up cigar smoking

Hey lads can you stop posting shampoo so much
You're making me develop a thing for her and I don't appreciate randomly getting hard while browsing Jow Forums

literally who

I voted Brexit because I watch Sargon and it is a great way to trigger the SJWs!

sargon VANQUISHES tasty chocolate muffin - you won't believe what happens next!

He has another muffin

Sargon of Akkad ANNIHILATES Afghan Village Using FACTS And An M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank

Sargon of Akkad tidies his room in his Mum's house in Swindon.

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soygoy of cuckad

/brit/ is dead

long live the /brit/