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You wake up in Blacktown, Sydney

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hello?

goodbye?

is it me you're looking for?

this is the one
get the bevvies in

wish all spics were range-banned

fair dinkum cobber

I think all the brits are asleep right now

Parents have got to the age where they have to get up about 5 times during the night to piss
Not a fan as my bedroom is next to the bathroom

I want this to be the thread because I hate beto but this thread is quite cringey

Can someone post that Instagram screenshot of all the weird looking Korean guys that look the same

“When I see Mexican flags waved at pro-immigration demonstrations, I sometimes feel a flush of patriotic resentment. When I’m forced to use a translator to communicate with the guy fixing my car, I feel a certain frustration.”
- Barack Obama

me? me, personally? waiting for the good posting hours

Britain officially died with the Suez crisis lad. I see why Brits are so depressed and apathetic. Their best days are past them and the youth feel like their country has no future.

Do you bongs like Indians?

i replied to ur other post in the other thread but you will need to check it there as i am not repeating it x

slowly but surely falling asleep with the kot sleeping on my stomach
brightness turned down all the way so I don't bother her

Which vendor sells real xanax?

And America officially died with the 1965 immigration act.

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far left ideology was a psyop to destabilize the west

Sure

I repeat will someone PLEASE post the picture of the 4 Korean guys that got plastic surgery to all look the same

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This ?

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this wasn't the first thread linked

only if you say please

where did this clown meme come from

if normies felt what we get from leaving the house, they'd run back in and call the doctor saying they'd had a panic attack
but for us, that's constant

Please friend

>Academics face cultural pressures too. In his book Exodus, Paul Collier, an economist at the University of Oxford, claims that in their “desperate [desire] not to give succor” to nativist bigots, “social scientists have strained every muscle to show that migration is good for everyone.” George Borjas of Harvard argues that since he began studying immigration in the 1980s, his fellow economists have grown far less tolerant of research that emphasizes its costs. There is, he told me, “a lot of self-censorship among young social scientists.” Because Borjas is an immigration skeptic, some might discount his perspective. But when I asked Donald Davis, a Columbia University economist who takes a more favorable view of immigration’s economic impact, about Borjas’s claim, he made a similar point. “George and I come out on different sides of policy on immigration,” Davis said, “but I agree that there are aspects of discussion in academia that don’t get sort of full view if you come to the wrong conclusion.”
ah yes

what do I get? better be something good

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Us gamers right

>if normies felt what we get from leaving the house, they'd run back in and call the doctor saying they'd had a panic attack
>but for us, that's constant

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why are you reposting my posts user?

i said to say please not please friend

You can have a (you) and a big thank you and the Korean gf’s reaction if it’s funny

accurately describes something i’ve wanted to get across for a while

they dont even look the same

might go shop for wine and leccy

>oi ya glass cunt c'mere down and imma glass ya creepin glass eye

*beeeeep*

*beeeeep*

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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>leccy
wat

electricity
need a £20 bag of leccy

Haha! Those wacky Aussies

are you a bartard

im right on the edge of being between a normie and a virgin on the virgin end
if i put in a smidge of effort id be a normoid but im too smart but lazy

Do you want to be a doctor?

call it, doc

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wish it was an older woman making fun of me i do

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fuck off newcunt

hes too dumb

*pulls the plug*

wtf billy

for what?

I'll be waiting

Ah yes doomer hours

for use with electrical appliances of course

thinkin about those beans

Man, call me an idiot but I find that chick hot. She's got that lena dunham vibe going.

circle of life innit

how much does £20 get you?

once walked out of woolworths with $400 worth of electricity without paying
just walked out through the entrance and acted like normal

tried benzis a few times
guess it’s nice being able to function in public but not something you can rely on, it’s like putting a plaster over a gaping wound, quick fix culture

whats the optimum time for going out if i want to avoid people?
3:30am?

got enough money in my bank account for a shag at the bawdy house
not going to do it though

lasts about 2 weeks, using whatever
kettle, washer, pc, etc

use it on tickets to origin

turt

you should look into meditation and mastering your mind if you want a long term solution. also exercise is great, the mind + body connection isn't a meme. benzos are will make you feel better short term, but eventually they'll make it a whole lot worse.

2am

so i can queensland can wipe the floor with nsw for the millionth time? nah

Rate my town /brit/

This is near the center

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went up to canada to get a couple hundred gallons of hydro for the storm. went in out without paying anything, nobody said a word

no it can't be
people are still up partying at 2am

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but it could be fun
im going to game 3 we could meet up

So the street will be empty...

i have headspace premium and tried the anxiety thing
i didn’t really understand how it’d help see anxiety in a different light and make it more manageable, the actual sessions did make me incredibly relaxed though

#powerful

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St. Augustine, Florida?

do all Brits buy electricity like that? or is it more for apartments/condos?

It's for povvos only.
Nice get though.

Living in a flat where you have to buy electricity is peak runt life
I remember living in one of those when I was a teenager and I always ended up running out and had to sit in darkness because I was broke ffs

it's for cheeky povvos like me who can't be trusted to pay bills so we buy it payg
if i don't buy it my electricity switches off until i do

someone just gave me a colombian necktie

been there
lived without leccy for months at a time
the cold showers were the worst
chilling by candlelight reading and playing guitar was kino however

ah yes, British culture

could you not put the leccy key in the box and get emergency electric?

what happens if yanks don't pay their leccy bill?

it gets shut off

We don’t even have electricity

yes but that eventually becomes part of general usage
i'm on emergency right now
just haven't been arsed to go get more

Used to have one and we got £5 emergency which had to be repaid.
Not sure about other cases though.

there you go then
we can get it put back on for the installation of a meter and get it payg
you have to pay the bill

Just wailed on my pecs

How do povvos pay for gas? That's just a bill init?

shaved my pubes and balls totally bald, looks fucking stupid and is itchy as fuck

want an older woman to fuck me with her obscenely large penis

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