Dialects of your cunt

dialects of your cunt

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_accent
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ignore the previously posted subpar maps

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Here's Labov's Atlas of North American English.
To be desu the term "accent" would be more appropriate than "dialect" in many of these cases.

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Appalachian: youtu.be/gAqm5ls8Ep8?t=65
Southern plantation: youtube.com/watch?v=PpqeM4ZuX9M
Trans-Atlantic: youtu.be/dqhNZJKMFLc?t=18
Valley girl: youtube.com/watch?v=WIxfiDZqVew

All dialects are cringy but on the positive side none of them breaks the language.

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There is a phenomena here for young girls to speak in a vocal fry most usually found in California (the valley girl fry) and it's a tone of voice where you basically sound like a creaky frog at the end

Listen
youtube.com/watch?v=R6r7LhcHHAc

This is a Duke University study
youtube.com/watch?v=f1Ly5vJKwik

If you have vocal fry = you sound like an idiot = not getting a job.

Trans-Atlantic is a meme accent.

The only worse meme in the study of U.S. English is "omg TIL shakespeare had an American accent!!!"

How do you describe John Lithgow and Kelsey Grammer’s accents, then?

"Memetic"

>none of them breaks the language
you won't understand karelian

You can be educated to speak it as your accent, as tended to happen, but it doesn't make it any less of a meme accent that was constructed by American aristocracy.

>constructed by American aristocracy.
the fuck are you talking about, that's like saying heightened received pronounciation is a "meme" for the UK

Quebec French doesn't really have particularly noticeable dialects, except perhaps the Magdalen Islands. It has some minor ones (e.g. Saguenay), but nothing compared to what cunts like Denmark or Germany have.

At least our general dialect is interesting in itself, I guess.

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A lot of people seem to also believe that any historical figure with a non-rhotic accent spoke "Trans-Atlantic" English. I've seen people describe JFK's (New England) accent as such.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_accent
>The Mid-Atlantic accent, or Transatlantic accent,[1][2][3] is a consciously acquired accent of English, intended to blend together prestigious American and British English (Received Pronunciation) ways of speaking. Adopted in the early 20th century mostly by American aristocrats and actors, it is not a native vernacular or regional American accent. Instead, according to voice and drama professor Dudley Knight, it is an affected set of speech patterns whose "chief quality was that no Americans actually spoke it unless educated to do so".[4] Primarily fashionable in the 1930s and 1940s,[5] the accent was embraced in private independent preparatory schools, especially by members of the Northeastern upper class, as well as in schools for film and stage acting.[6] The accent's overall use sharply declined following the Second World War.[7]

Don't you guys pronounce some words in a manner that's sort of antiquated for Metropolitan French speakers? Also I know there are some noticeable differences in informal vocabulary and the degree of anglicization.

It's definitely not as common as it used to be. I speak similarly (I don't know why) and people often tell me that I sound British.

Everyone thought Mr Feeney from Boy Meets World was british but he's just from Boston.
Boston accent throws a lot of America off

youtube.com/watch?v=2Q0woRXMCaY

Given the accent's origins, that association isn't accidental. Are you from the Northeast?

Maryland, close to D.C.
I remember liking the way people spoke in old movies/radio when I was a kid, so maybe that's a factor. Also I started articulating my consonants to make my words more comprehensible when my voice dropped, so that might be another factor.

>heavy Boston accent
>makes me some retahded

Accents=/= dialects

our accents come with the dialects swine

Sounds like you acquired it, then.
American English regional varieties are not only accents but also dialects.

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I fucking hate this shit

I would rather speak English with you after this.

Yeah, but those aren't specific to some dialect within Quebec French. That's what I meant with "At least our general dialect is interesting in itself".

>talks of dialects and nto langauges.
>What a wuzz

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I still don't understand why such a small land has so many dialects.

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SW is best

can you understand this?
youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY

how is that particularly hard to understand?
too fucking many

lol we have no dialects, everyone literally speaks the same way whether you're in western jutland or copenhagen.
they might have slight accents, but that is it.

>tfw live in such a new country that compared to us America is ancient.

feels bad man
there are not many dialects, the generic is Vic/NSW, and the Queensland and South Australian dialects/accents are basically the generic but a bit more "bogan"

the diction is mostly British English with a few changes over 200 or so years

what about greenland danish

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it's the same as standard danish, there's no difference.
the only other "dialect" here is probably götudanskt in faroe islands.

We have 2 main dialects, aukštaičių and žemaičių (highlander and lowlander)

Aukštaičių is the standart lithuanian dialect everyone uses

Žemaičiu is the village dialect

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What's the deal with Friuli-Venezia Giulia?

Pacific Northwest accent doesn't exist

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>Thy has one dialect
Ha ha.
No.

I want to cuddle with a Danish girl :3