/brit/

Going to the pub on a hot summer’s day (or any day) is still legal, that’s all I care about

love u

where melvin

i have one but i dont want it in my shower or pool
it might poo in them

very nice

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posting in this shiny new thread

sometimes to love someone you got to be a stranger

youre the only one in the thread getting upset about this pic my boi
as said if you want more (nudes/face etc) we can do kik

Loved those threads

he is right here

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looks cringe and nerdy

>upset
what

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gamer based

sex without refugees is jasmin?soent

lmao i understood this reference

i love her

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almost out of olive oil

>gamer based

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grandma born in 420 lol

/gf2019/?

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NEED a 2080 Ti gf

British bastards!
*throws petrol bomb*

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hate slav noses

she's pretty hot, i wood screw her haha

does it suck living in thailand when you have to buy something at a western price like computer parts
LOL WOOD SCREWS

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in shambles

thailad is from the republic of gaming actually
*nods at thailad*

It might if I were poor, but then I'm not so it's not an issue.

why?

weird flex but ok

epic xD saw this meme on reddit too!

Thanks for having my back, brother.

Any Warren Zevon man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=Mo3lxKrjABE

just fuck my shit up

post haircut

you got a bad haircut?

UMA DELICIA

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always happy to stand up for a fellow gamer

Need to get my national insurance number (I lost it) but the UK government is messing me around.

Tell me, what is the attraction of endlessly repeating the same phrases or images?

no my life is just a mess so a gf is out of the question

*cum squirts on Thailad's face*
*Seinfeld slap-bass riff plays*

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youtu.be/XYagaAZ_NCw

why is your life a mess?

cat tug

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most of the time for attention

living with parents, shit job, haven't interacted with friends in months, no energy to socialize

LOL

ill be your friend if youre white

You're a student.

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I'm Balto-Celtic.

no i'm not

>living with parents, shit job
how old are you
>haven't interacted with friends in months
don't let them forget about you

I have no social media

do you want to be friends?

haven't interracialed with friends in months

You should be stalking su not chasing hub slags

>join a group chat
>see a girl I recognise from a group chat I was in years ago, whom I sexted with
>privately message her ask if she remembers, she says yes. I say "got it. kind of an elephant in the room"
>She says "only for you."
what exactly did she mean by that

22

ok

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then its not that bad

Dunno lol

she doesn't think about you at all

no it's not that bad, it's just why /gf2019/ is in shambles

You're 23.

no

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yeah I guess fair play to her
i tend to think about past stuff like that

business idea: stop being ugly

At what point(s) in 28 Days Later was the theme song used? I am really tired and can't remember what parts.

Why did suposter post face

Dunno lol

what are we going to do now that were friends?

>sure bro i'll take care of the kids while youre away

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at the end when theyre running away from the army lads

p. sure /jp/ found him

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Absolutely hooting
So funny it herts

Thank you so much

im upset

pic is years old (2 to be precise)

Which is it? Where?

Brexit is going to be so cool.
Imagine all the great new laws we'll make

Very glad you didn't ask me now...

so the devotion is real? always assume gimmick posters are taking the piss

Imagine the smell