Japanese thread/日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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tarkは反日ですか?

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みんな大好き^^

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>in Akiba
>go to arcade
>see Dia Kurosawa plushie in UFO catcher
>ask employee to get her
>say "Dee yah"
>employee asks if I meant "Die yah" and gives me confused look
>nod in embarrassment

>go to sushi restaurant with traditional Japanese seating
>as I sit down, I accidentally kick the heater
>heater turns off
>waiter says blunt force will cause heater to turn off
>waiter politely asks if I want to sit at another table

>on train
>too prideful to sit down
>too bored to hold handles (browsing /a/ and Jow Forums on phone)
>train jerks
>I make a very loud noise as I shift my feet and almost fall

>in hokkaido
>see light flashing green, which means don't go or haul ass
>I haul ass and fall due to slippery ice

>worker bows and says "ありがとうございました"
>I can only bow awkwardly because I am too insecure to say "ありがと" with an accent and don't want to butcher the pronunication

>buy food dorayaki from street vendor
>eating it next to stall
>old lady passing by comes up to me and says something
>my sister tells me she said that I made the dorayaki look like it tastes amazing
>I didn't even say thank you to old lady

How do I stop embarrassing myself in Japan?

ア、ア、アノンの大爆笑
カタログ探れば顔なじみ
笑ってちょうだいクソカキコ
実は~英語の教師ですっ!

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何なの子のスレ
昭和臭がすごいんだけど

don't go to japan

not an option, Japan is just too great

thank you.
don't feel embarrassed. it's all in your head.

>子

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またスレが2つか?

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米議会の共和党と民主党は、「国境の壁」を巡る予算で合意。

4ch民haalt-rightとか言われてるが
やっぱり大半はリベラルなんだな

>トランプ大統領が求めていた57億ドルよりも大幅に少ないおよそ14億ドルが、壁ではなく金属製の柵などを設置するために盛り込まれる見通しだと伝えています。
w

>金属製の柵
ドローンとか使ったんじゃだめなの?

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え、こわ…

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大分予算減らされたなw

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残りはメキシコに払わせるんやろ

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Learn the language and culture properly so you can fit in and be respected or leave mate; there's a reason they're all xenophobes.

>can fit in
never

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>they're all xenophobes.
And they are not afraid to hide it.
And it's perfectly socially acceptable.
I love this country.

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>技術の随意を結集して作られた最適化されたdev.to 表示まで0.8s
>これは阿部寛のホームページ(0.3s)を2回表示してお釣りがくる代物である

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みんなさん、大倉明日香さん(ASCA)が知っていますか?

たしか今SAOのOPやってるよね
すごくいいよ