/brit/

going to lose it if youtube recommends me one more fucking joe rogan or ben shapiro video that i NEVER watch and often click "not interested" on

love you, alive general x

sucking a hockey puck

...

how

Are you Lachlan?

(pronounced: latchh lan)

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>Are you Lachlan?
no
>(pronounced: latchh lan)
no

I met Gordon Banks at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

This is you isn't it

(i Love you

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vocaroo.com/i/s046jFk0vVj6

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dad forgot the wedding anniversary
mum is NOT happy

Sneed.

>gf wants to hang out every other day

uuughhhh

Umpire gives rorke out leg before wicket

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

are they going to get a divorce?

hope I get to meet him one day

check BBC news

>not interested
wasn't aware of this feature

utterly despise texting on tinder
so tiresome

Why do British pipo smell weird?

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wish it was a feature on Jow Forums so I could use it for this post

>i will never be this wanted

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phone interview for barclays on thursday lads

muffins are the only baked good that are nicer cold than they are fresh out of the oven

Used to like the Carpenters but no more since I started listening to Timothy Byrne

soft disagree

Just heard someone play the soyboy mario video

what do?

do the mario :O

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how would you know how we smell you've never left your house

when i was there they smelled pleasant actually
define "british" though

why are you such a fucking retard

chances are his butt master is probably british

Buying myself a proper DSLR to take lots of nice pictures on my trip to the UK

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call them a nerd dab and leave

You tell him tismo

wait until you move in la
at that point life ceases and you become an accessory of the gf

just learn proper techniques and use your phone

not wrong

>consciously moving to la
what kind of a sick bastard would do that

I'm going to learn proper techniques which is why an investment in a good camera is okay. Only have an iPhone so camera is the best ever.

reddit joke but good post calling out the cringelords who still use "la"

The bar was set high with candid pictures of interracial couples

youtube.com/watch?v=dNiBF948chk

proper advise *dabs*

Oi mate don't be rude I'm trying to connect with your pipo and culture

I have been diagnosed with autism

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Just imagining myself with a daughter named Griselda
Think they probably wouldn’t like it

based anglophille

>I feel like a woman, perverted men fuck me up the ass like a woman, I suck dick like a woman, I'm just as much a woman as any biological woman!

coperapoints

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do you frequent ylilauta often
just asking

>anglophille
I'm also that

love me some British culture

that's my only problem with trannies, trying to pretend they're not trans

have it on good authority that she would be called gristle in school

nowt wrong with saying la you southern fairy

me n thailad roll into ur high school parking lot in a yellow jeep wrangler.

we're both wearing camouflage sunglasses and backwards visors; creed is blasting from the system.

does she dilate her vagina like a woman

Who do you prefer
William Wordsworth or Samuel Taylor Coleridge

*raises eyebrow*

hmm

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dumb crossposter crossposting my post

saw three raging homos in the underground, almost started a fight
raging homos as in wearing short jackets, lipstick and other
was fun to watch

I'm losing my mind

fucking fight me cunt

contra is much worse than the average tranny since his idea of feminity comes almost exclusively from sex and degenerate porn because he's a horny little pervert

no you're not
you have clearly demonstrated you have little understanding of British culture and humour with your autistic unfunny posts

Vile ape
Why don’t he shave

"Lucky Man" BLARING as me and Thailad scatter Maisiebro's ashes from a Muscle Milk canister

*femininity
I always spell that word wrong on /brit/, brainlet life

no he has a penis that he says has a different "mouthfeel" to a normal man's penis because of the tranny hormones. it's basically all shrivelled up

When was the last time you dabbed on some niggas?

I do visit to provide you with ylilauta memes :)

I like the composer who was on the boat in the Thames playing for the king

who was he again please?
With all due respect towards you Sir, I sincerely apologize my behaviour

I seek to repent my wrong doings, Sir

please

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we don't want you to provide us with anything
you can make up for it by not posting here

In Niggerdoon a stately KFC did Ngubu decree

stop shitting up the thread fuck off and take the yanks with you

as expected

Handel though he was a kraut

investing in this gimmick, would very much like to see the entirety of Coleridge's poem recreated with niggardy

NIGGAS IFFY UH

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genuinely looks more like an ITV parody than a genuine photo

chebs

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runts

Still gagging at all the lefty cunts in this country creaming themselves over Sparkle's "brave" and "powerful" relatives showing up to her wedding

Harry should have taken my advice and married Taylor Swift, all this nonsense could have been avoided

genuinely regret going to london instead of yorkshire

I’m actually glad he married a half caste
The royal family aren’t exactly the picture of strong genes they need a mix up

Genuinely regret the collapse of the soviet union but here we are.

Yorkshire is piff mate
Sheffield is bless

who /ios9/ here?

ah yes because that's what comes to mind when I think of ghetto black Americans, their strong genes

no you don't
be quiet

What WTF I hate Handel now

I'm trying to respect your culture language and your country and pipo and have a proper dialogue with you

I love British culture

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>accuses other of being 'cringelords'
>uses the term 'cringelord'

can't make it up

need it to rain so i can go have a shower

how can you regret it, you were born in the 21st century, you have no experience of it even existing

Imagine the USSR surviving into the internet age
Imagine what Jow Forums would be like.