How did Jow Forums meet their GF?

How did Jow Forums meet their GF?

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When it happens I'll let you know.

>2019
>still liking women
I honestly pity you

I never did

We uhhhhhh... met at this park...

i said im gona slap your ass if you are cheeky again and she said you dont dare

i lost weight, bought new clothes, got the hitlerjugend haircut and a girl from my uni literally asked me out

I went to a party 2 blocks away from my apartment, met her, took her home with me, broke up with my ex-gf next week, and that's it, we have been living together for 6 years

this app idk if u heard of it it's like a fire anyway took her out for drinks and fuked her at my apt after arguing what PC game is GOAT true story thanks for listening

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>met her, took her home with me, broke up with my ex-gf next week,
Did you word that so akward to make yourself feel betther? You met some slut at a party, took her home despite already having a girlfirend and broke up with said girlfriend after you waited a week? wew lad.

Nah, my ex was a cutter, i don't feel bad for dumping her

Tinder

Dumping is not the issue, but it sound like you cheated on her.

Tinder

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Got off in a gay club and I fucked her in the ass later that night.

It's still going good after a year desu

Through my dads wife
She's cooking for me right now, posting this from the shitter

So you surrendered your concept of self?

>stumbling around drunk in Jyväskylä
>see girl wearing a saxon t-shirt
>phwoar mate you have good music taste, fancy a bonk?

well not the last bit but you get the point
never say alcohol never helps anyone

your concept of self doesn't have to entail beeing fat, unwashed and giving no crap at all about your apperance. Of course there things more important than looks, but putting a little effort into it doesn't hurt.

idk hopefully ill find out soon

a what?

On a train ride last winter.

She was the princess of the niiiiiiight

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And how did it happen? She's just standing there, riding.

I didn't.

School

WoW

Concerts/local metal scene

Interpals

this
your body (not necessarily the style of your clothing) is a reflection of your self respect

It was a intercity train. We sat across each other and when I came back from the catering wagon she asked if the bun I bought was any good. I told her it was pretty good and she said she was longing for something sweet. I told her that she should have asked me to bring something for her as a joke and we both giggled and just kept talking after that.
We weren't going to the same destination, so when I stood up to leave she asked for my number.

Gilet Jaune meetup

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Back when myspace was huge, i had a band page of my solo music project, met a girl who was doing roughly the same thing and we became "band" friends and started collaborating on songs together. I was 19 and she was 17, and we lived in different states. But we would msn message eachother all the time and make music together. After a couple years it got very serious and we fell in love even though we never met irl. We planned for a long time and saved money and i visited her. It was the happiest we ever felt just being together in person. It stayed long distance but visited eachother every 3/4 months and just skyped everyday when apart. Still made music together (and became underground liked by people who like weird music)
Anyway, we are still together almost 9 years later, we have lived together for the past 6 years now. Happy.

I'm gay

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Currently hitting on a girl I've met trough mutual friends it's looking pretty promising she doesn't dimisse me but isn't all that keen on us meeting at the same time she's very responsive to my texts and we connect pretty well, think I just need to grind a bit more, will try and be more assertive about us going out.
Don't wanna come out to desperate and will not beg her to do something with me tho.
Also I was dating her best friend for a few months which kinda complicates things.

Btw that's pretty much the way to go when it comes to meeting girls, MUTUAL FRIENDS, you gotta get friends before you can get a gf.

same

Online but unironically

The more I ask the more frequent I get answers like "she walked up to me" or "she initiated convo" etc
Is it so easy in the west? Here men ask bitches out and initiate things.

Tinder :(

tinder

>tfw never approached a woman irl because of fear of rejection, but getting plenty through based tinder

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Time to cut my hair

On this board

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Girlfriend... h-he

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I have no idea. People here don't see a conversation with the opposite gender as an attempt to get laid or similar. Its just a possible consequence.
Its mostly out of sheer boredom when you decide to interact with a stranger since it's usually very antisocial here.

on a chat site.

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I'm gay

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based

>two being uni students
>both worked part time job at the same french restaurant as wine servers
>we hadn't known each other before and didn't talk almost anything even while working on the same shift
>she quitted soon due to busy classes
>I didn't care about that at all obviously, as we weren't even close.
>several weeks after she had quitted I was stopped by someone out of the blue at the station
>it was her
>she smiled at me and asked my number
>saying she'd wanted to know about me all the time while working together and how about dinner.

To anyone who wrote tinder or interpals here. Please kill yourselves. It's for the good of the species.

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Online dating site.
Getting married in 2 weeks.

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I'm 28, so I'm not a beta male who settles down lol

Congratulations!

t. incel

that kind of asian face is the best for sex

I have a gf

t. boomer then

>got smashed in a bar
>throw a drunken fit.exe
>start talking to random girls
>it's like my ass burgers doesn't even exist
>older gf finds me cute
>"might as well get some coochie"
>it worked
Few months later
>live with her
>she starts acting strange
>longer hours
>OH NONONONO
>use retard skills to unlock her phone
>see chat with chad from work.png
>confront
>"you made me do this"
>turbo ass burgers
>throw her shit out, drink, shitpost and fap for three hours
>justice served.exe
Never drinking again, water is my new best friend

A unique insight in the Mongolian dating scene

Tinder. It is possible to find decent human beings on there, just gotta have a good eye

are finnish men this insecure?

>bar
>older gf
Found your problem

>Implying I can talk with girls

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This. I gave up on 3d wymen long ago

Fake it til you make it bruv

Thanks

I did all this shit and nothing. I wish a women would take interest in me at least once in my life. It's never going to happen though.

lmfao you mongols are literal cucks haha

Study the same thing in uni, got together at a party and here we are.

Are you supposed to raid Chad's village, pour molten silver down his throat and take your gf back?

congratulations

Her udders are starting to sag so why should i bother

what gf

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yikes

404

I'm gay.
I have never had a bf, tho. :(

>their gf

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Lol
Based

Based mongolian man humilliating his wife in front of the tribe

People here just chose to be gay because they have no success with women

Enjoy your mass shooter son.

>udders
w-what species is she, user...?

Th-that's n-not true!
I always h-had a choice !!!1

I've never had a girlfriend

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I know that feel, bro.

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in my imagination

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